Never Trust Anyone - Page 52

lewfather · #**511** 12-16-2006, 10:24 PM

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1. Find young, dumb ex-stripper
2. Pay her bills
3. Cover a few satellite entries
4. Snatch her roll
5. Tea Bag her back
6. Profit

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HOF

WORKAMENTS · #**512** 12-16-2006, 10:27 PM

Brandi: I'll give you $25 if you get freaky on webcam

Humble Pie · #**513** 12-16-2006, 10:36 PM

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Here is my math:

-$12,000 (Capt. Tom & his chicanary)
+$3,500 (Capt. Tom & his heart of gold)
+$2,000 (Doyle & Todd's compassion)
+$1,000 (Phil Gordon)
+$1,000 (AC Slater 'King of Bayside High')
+ undisclosed expenses while on the road w/ the Captain
+ undisclosed airfare for 2 from a generous 2+2er
+/- undisclosed amount you won/lost while on the road
+ the opportunity to get loads of sympathy/attention (2+2)
+ the opportunity to smear an old man/young girl (heather)
+ the opportunity to do some name dropping(doyle,todd, gavin, mark, dutch, capt. tom, et. al)
+ the opportunity to streghten family bonds
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= Not a bad bargin

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Maximum Potential loss >$4,500

tailspin4540 · #**514** 12-16-2006, 10:41 PM

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I feel dirty and sad after reading this thread.

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By-Tor · #**515** 12-16-2006, 10:46 PM

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I feel dirty and sad after masturbating while reading this thread.

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bettyqs · #**516** 12-16-2006, 10:49 PM

omfg....just gross

pete fabrizio · #**517** 12-16-2006, 10:52 PM

Brandi may be crazy, and she may be lying, but jesus christ 2+2 is full of a bunch of [censored] assho1es.

stinkypete · #**518** 12-16-2006, 11:05 PM

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Brandi,

Do you have an account on Stars? I can loan you $1000 until you get back on your feet. I hope $1000 isn't an insult. I can give more if you want.

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don't be an ass.

Rottersod · #**519** 12-16-2006, 11:09 PM

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This is just legally incorrect. I'll repeat what I said in an earlier post: If it's true that he took 12k from her and then threatened not to give it back unless she had sex with him, that is attempted rape, and the police will take that charge very seriously.

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Quote the code then Mr. Attorney Wannabee. Chapter and verse. For New Jersey, New York, and Nevada.

prodonkey · #**520** 12-16-2006, 11:46 PM

It may not be attempted rape, i'm not an expert on that.. It would be theft and coersion and sexual assault for sure though.

Huggles

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