OT: [censored] thread, Feb, READ RULES IN TOP POST

[AMT]

im at the FT of a 22 mtt on stars right now....8/9 but i made it. search "Hypotron" if you wanna sweat.

[z32fanatic]

It's pretty sad that I'm playing more than I ever have, but am only on pace for a MGR of ~40k or so, when I used to hit $50k on Party regularly. It really says how much poker has fallen off in the last few months.

[bones]

Full Tilt Poker Game #1781273860: $55 + $5 Sit & Go (Turbo) (13183993), Table 1 - 150/300 - No Limit Hold'em - 5:05:56 ET - 2007/02/12
Seat 1: TotalScience (4,600)
Seat 2: SUNDANCE53 (1,420)
Seat 3: bones724 (1,510)
Seat 4: splittle (5,970)
splittle posts the small blind of 150
TotalScience posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bones724 [Ad Ac]
SUNDANCE53 folds
bones724 raises to 1,510, and is all in
splittle folds
TotalScience calls 1,210
bones724 shows [Ad Ac]
TotalScience shows [Kd Ks]
*** FLOP *** [Tc Ah Th]
*** TURN *** [Tc Ah Th] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [Tc Ah Th Ts] [Td]
bones724 shows four of a kind, Tens
TotalScience shows four of a kind, Tens
TotalScience ties for the pot (1,585) with four of a kind, Tens
bones724 ties for the pot (1,585) with four of a kind, Tens
TotalScience: !!!!!!!
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,170 | Rake 0
Board: [Tc Ah Th Ts Td]
Seat 1: TotalScience (big blind) showed [Kd Ks] and won (1,585) with four of a kind, Tens
Seat 2: SUNDANCE53 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: bones724 (button) showed [Ad Ac] and won (1,585) with four of a kind, Tens
Seat 4: splittle (small blind) folded before the Flop

[K䲰䮥n]

Auch! I [censored] cut my self in the (right) testículo while shaving my balls. Damn that hurts and it was bleeding for ages.

[Josem]

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Auch! I [censored] cut my self in the (right) testículo while shaving my balls. Damn that hurts and it was bleeding for ages.

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that beats anything that pineapple or suzzer ever posted.

[K䲰䮥n]

Watching it bleed was like... slowly watching my mojo escape from my body. Seriously.

[mmorpg]

well at least it was over pretty quickly then

[suzzer99]

Well somehow in the last 24 hours I've grinded back $2k of what I lost despite never having more than a $300 set. Just no losers. Kind of miraculous I guess. I really need to take a few days off.

[pineapple888]

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Auch! I [censored] cut my self in the (right) testículo while shaving my balls. Damn that hurts and it was bleeding for ages.

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that beats anything that pineapple or suzzer ever posted.

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I never managed that, but I did cut myself a couple of times in the space between the testicles and the anus (I think there's an anatomical term for that, but I'm too lazy to look it up), back in my personal training days.

Gheys, enjoy the fantasy. Everyone else, we now return you to your regularly scheduled programming. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Josem]

what on earth would ever drive anyone to perform any activity that even risks an injury of this kind?