SSNL [cheese] thread: APRIL 2007 (nc)

[BGnight]

I just sucked out on a donkey's straight w/ my two pair after we were all in. God, does that ever feel good. He even berated me and I loved every minute of it.

[BGnight]

Folding KK pf still = lol

[crosse91]

How the hell am i B/E @ 100nl?

[BGnight]

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so when i file taxes, i was thinking, how smart would it be to claim everything except my bankroll? if i never take that money off the site i dont think i would ever get in trouble for it AMIRITE? i dont technically have the moneey anyways its floating around the interwebs.

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I thought of this. Just paying taxes on $$$ i withdraw and nothing else. 2 years from now when you withdraw $30000 your gonna be paying like $8000 on it. Not fun.

[Big Poppa Smurf]

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How the hell am i B/E @ 100nl?

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well the simplest answer would be that you aren't good enough to win?

[soon2b]

I just wanna say Mika - Grace Kelly is an unrealawesome song

[krazyace5]

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$1/$2 Blinds
6 Players
Lego Poker Hand Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
SB: $295.50
<font color="black">Hero (BB): $200</font>
UTG: $271
MP: $197
CO: $200
BTN: $285.60

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($3, 6 Players)
UTG folds, MP folds, CO folds, BTN folds, SB raises to $6, Hero raises to $18, SB calls $12

<font color="black">Flop:</font> 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($36, 2 Players)
SB checks, Hero bets $27, SB calls $27

<font color="black">Turn:</font> T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($90, 2 Players)
SB checks, Hero bets $78, SB raises to $156, Hero calls all-in for $77
Uncalled bet of $1 returned to SB

<font color="black">River:</font> 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($400, 2 Players - 1 All-In)
No Action

Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Fives) and won (+$197)
SB had 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Fives and Twos) and lost (-$200)

Pot Size: $400 ($3 Rake)

[Claunchy]

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How the hell am i B/E @ 100nl?

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I asked myself that question almost every day last month.

[pdoran10]

Villan is BGnight. We have no real history. Way standard amirite?

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

CO ($56.45)
Hero ($205.85)
SB ($200)
BB ($200)
UTG ($304.05)
MP ($250.40)

Preflop: Hero is Button with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls $2, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $10</font>, CO calls $10, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $45</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, UTG folds, MP calls $35, CO folds.

Flop: ($105) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
MP checks, Hero checks.

Turn: ($105) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">MP bets $205.4 (All-In)</font>, Hero folds.

Final Pot: $310.40

[BGnight]

easy call