banging chicks from myspace.com

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alright- you guys probably need to do some work on my profile as well. feel free to get creative or whatever needs to be done to get the job done.

[Tony_P]

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uhhh - emily?-wow


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WOW

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uhhh - emily?-wow


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WOW

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Ill be honest man, im not sure I have what it takes to handle emily. I just sort of through that one in there. I'd be scared shitless and would need to be drunk

[Tony_P]

"People who are atleast an 8 out of 10 on the coolness scale which is as low as I can go and still respect myself. Note if you are some chick with 600 guy friends half of which aren't wearing a shirt in their pic - this is NOT you."

I like this. I might paraphrase it for my page.

[BEP]

Alright idiots... Any message where you tell the girl she's hot or give out your phone number immediately would be absolutely retarded. Hot girls on Myspace get messages like this all the time. Here's how you get laid off this site...

1. Lead with a completely ridiculous and random message.
2. Have a nice profile with several pictures of yourself (put some time in to your profile... be witty, colorize it).


What I do is go through a bunch of profiles and send a message that says "Inside?" to the girls that are hot (the question mark after the "inside" is of utmost importance).

Usually about 33% of these girls message me back with responses of "huh?,""inside. what?," or "outside." If you're less attractive than I am, you will get a lower percentage, but if you send out enough of these random messages you will get some answers. After their first reply you send something like... "yeah, inside. what are you up to tonight?"... they will say what they are up to and you can work your magic from there.

It is important that you do not make much small talk with these girls... a few messages... ask them to hang out... get their number... give them yours... just do this MANY times and you will get some. Guaranteed.

[BEP]

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Fun myspace tip:

Adding the follwing url
<font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre>http://lads.myspace.com/mini/* </pre><hr />

to your Adblock stops peoples annoying music from playing while looking at their profile.

TONY

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Or you could go into your privacy settings in Myspace and click the checkbox that does the same thing.

[Tony_P]

I didn't even know I had privacy settings. Good to know.

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Alright idiots... Any message where you tell the girl she's hot or give out your phone number immediately would be absolutely retarded. Hot girls on Myspace get messages like this all the time. Here's how you get laid off this site...

1. Lead with a completely ridiculous and random message.
2. Have a nice profile with several pictures of yourself (put some time in to your profile... be witty, colorize it).


What I do is go through a bunch of profiles and send a message that says "Inside?" to the girls that are hot (the question mark after the "inside" is of utmost importance).

Usually about 33% of these girls message me back with responses of "huh?,""inside. what?," or "outside." If you're less attractive than I am, you will get a lower percentage, but if you send out enough of these random messages you will get some answers. After their first reply you send something like... "yeah, inside. what are you up to tonight?"... they will say what they are up to and you can work your magic from there.

It is important that you do not make much small talk with these girls... a few messages... ask them to hang out... get their number... give them yours... just do this MANY times and you will get some. Guaranteed.

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Nice - more pics I can do that no problem, how about [censored] with my dog?

[BWebb]

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"People who are atleast an 8 out of 10 on the coolness scale which is as low as I can go and still respect myself. Note if you are some chick with 600 guy friends half of which aren't wearing a shirt in their pic - this is NOT you."

I like this. I might paraphrase it for my page.

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I was thinking the same thing, but I was probably just going to steal it.

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"People who are atleast an 8 out of 10 on the coolness scale which is as low as I can go and still respect myself. Note if you are some chick with 600 guy friends half of which aren't wearing a shirt in their pic - this is NOT you."

I like this. I might paraphrase it for my page.

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I don't know man, that was done before I was serious about myspace, that might be insulting my target audience. then again maybe insults will work