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#41
03-08-2006, 08:43 PM
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Re: went to see a \"massage therapist\" the other day (possibly NSFW)
hey, coke whores need love too.
but, FWIW, I sure as well wouldn't buy a used rental car. 
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#42
03-08-2006, 10:22 PM
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Re: went to see a \"massage therapist\" the other day (possibly NSFW)
I think she'll call you one day at work, you'll meet her outside with her real boyfriend in tow, he'll beat the piss out of you and steal your key card, somehow you'll get let back inside of your work without your id, you're new friend will be killed execution style in her apartment along with her real boyfriend, you will turn into a nut case at work, your subordinates will overthrow you, a man will reconfigure your key card with his information and picture, he will enter your work and plant a bomb that will kill all of the fat people at your work that can't run fast enough to get inside the safe rooms, and you will end up trying to save everyone and die. All in all, it's -EV.
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#46
03-09-2006, 12:14 AM
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Re: went to see a \"massage therapist\" the other day (possibly NSFW)
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I think she'll call you one day at work, you'll meet her outside with her real boyfriend in tow, he'll beat the piss out of you and steal your key card, somehow you'll get let back inside of your work without your id, you're new friend will be killed execution style in her apartment along with her real boyfriend, you will turn into a nut case at work, your subordinates will overthrow you, a man will reconfigure your key card with his information and picture, he will enter your work and plant a bomb that will kill all of the fat people at your work that can't run fast enough to get inside the safe rooms, and you will end up trying to save everyone and die. All in all, it's -EV. [/ QUOTE ] POTD
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#47
03-09-2006, 01:05 AM
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Re: went to see a \"massage therapist\" the other day (possibly NSFW)
just whatever you do don't take her to your house or tell her where you work. she's a [censored] cokehead and a hooker.
just take her to motels if you are into her.
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#48
03-09-2006, 01:10 AM
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Re: went to see a \"massage therapist\" the other day (possibly NSFW)
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a hooker and a coke addict...she could be the one. [/ QUOTE ] Sounds like my ex-fiancé. I did love her at one time... TT [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
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#49
03-09-2006, 01:14 AM
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Re: went to see a \"massage therapist\" the other day (possibly NSFW)
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yea bro, it's all fun and games until she shows up at your place of work with a shorty in tow and a sob story of how she needs to move in with you. Trust me man. Life ain't always a box of chocolates. [/ QUOTE ] Boris you rule. I wish you were my father.
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