How can I make myself get diarrhea?

[smokingrobot]

have you tried mothballs?

[ghostface]

just read the help me with my ipod thread. you'll want to [censored] everywhere

[barncat]

warm milk and laxatives..have fun

[pirateboy]

I'm pretty sure milk in a bag only comes if you buy it with food stamps.

[KhalynYohrk]

I'm sick of all these how can I make diarrhea threads

[AK Fisher]

Couple spoons full of Epsom salts and glass of water. Do two and you will be cleeeeeeeeeeeeeaned out :-))