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10-10-2007, 01:55 AM
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Re: Ruined Own Sex life
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sleep with chicks who have low self-esteem and blame them for making you cum too quick, make them feel guilty about it, get more sex by manipulating their fragile emotional state. [/ QUOTE ] This is my favorite response so far. Tomorrow I'm approaching the chick at work who is "trying" to come out of her engagement and letting her know that I won't be quite as disappointing as her finance. 
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10-10-2007, 01:55 AM
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Am I now doomed to disappoint women for the rest of my life? Is there a cure? [/ QUOTE ] Concentrate. Slow down, stop for a minute if you have to. Or just wait until you get older and it'll cure itself. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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#45
10-10-2007, 01:56 AM
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Condoms that make it even harder to bust just blows my mind. sadfsdlhkjfsdalj [/ QUOTE ] Sheep skin condoms blow my mind. "made out of real sheep intestines" WTF? Man, I really wanted to stop banging sheep, but the female vagina just doesn't do it for me. Good thing I found real sheep skin condoms. Thank you Trojan, for making me feel like less of a creepy degenerate!
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#46
10-10-2007, 01:57 AM
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Re: Ruined Own Sex life
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[ QUOTE ] Am I now doomed to disappoint women for the rest of my life? Is there a cure? [/ QUOTE ] Concentrate. Slow down, stop for a minute if you have to. Or just wait until you get older and it'll cure itself. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] When taking my false teeth out is considered foreplay!
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#48
10-10-2007, 01:59 AM
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[ QUOTE ] Is there a cure? [/ QUOTE ]  [/ QUOTE ] BAM! FYP!
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#49
10-10-2007, 02:01 AM
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I just dip my [censored] in bleach after and hope for the best. [/ QUOTE ]  This is what I've been dipping my dick into. I figured 2000 flushes = 2000 strokes.
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