Evaluate this Line

[keikiwai]

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'floppy disks'

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lol CC

kinda dated yourself there

[ifckladyluck]

jokingly tell her you found pr0n on her computer

[DBSpecial]

You say:

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'your motherboard looks like it could use a RAM installation' line, free of charge.

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She reads:

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'I wanna screw your mommy'

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[The B]

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"Hey, it's John, I just wanted to make sure you were satisfied with your experience at Geek Squad. Perhaps I could inspect you... I mean your computer...

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if she says yes (she was satisfied w/geek squad experience), this line won't work because there's no need to inspect her computer

if she says no (she was not staisfied w/ geek squad experience) this line is brilliant and you should be getting handjobs in the senior parking lot before quiz bowl practice

[keikiwai]

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jokingly put pr0n on her computer

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[Chump Change]

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'floppy disks'

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lol CC

kinda dated yourself there

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That's what your mom said when I re-formatted my floppy disk.

[Chump Change]

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You say:

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'your motherboard looks like it could use a RAM installation' line, free of charge.

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She reads:

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'I wanna screw your mommy'

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Even better?

[keikiwai]

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'floppy disks'

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lol CC

kinda dated yourself there

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That's what your mom said when I broke up w/ her using a "Dir John" letter

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[ardubz]

this is line is funny line

[Dr. Spaceman]

Your line is gold. Post it on her wall so all of her friends can see too. Then even if she isn't into you, maybe one of her friends will be.