So I was with this girl...... [x] thread delivers w/ pic

[prodonkey]

Why do people that have obviously never had sex constantly make dumb threads about it.

[No Fizzle]

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Why do people that have obviously never had sex constantly make dumb threads about it.

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So we can laugh at them LDO

[slothinator]

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Why do people that have obviously never had sex constantly make dumb threads about it.

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Since they aren't having sex, and all of their friends know they aren't having sex, they figure the next best thing is to convince a forum full of people (most of whom are not having sex) that they are having sex.

[its_just_me]

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Why do people that have obviously never had sex constantly make dumb threads about it.

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Since they aren't having sex, and all of their friends know they aren't having sex, they figure the next best thing is to convince a forum full of people (most of whom are not having sex) that they are having sex.

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you're talkin bout OOT right?

[slothinator]

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Why do people that have obviously never had sex constantly make dumb threads about it.

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Since they aren't having sex, and all of their friends know they aren't having sex, they figure the next best thing is to convince a forum full of people (most of whom are not having sex) that they are having sex.

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you're talkin bout OOT right?

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The internet in general, but sure, OOT would be the perfect example of this type of behavior. OOT is probably more likely to believe OP given that most of them have had less sex than BBV4L as well.

[keikiwai]

pretty sure you got set up

this is some sick conditioning so you'll leave her ass alone

you got bootypwned

[wiper]

you KNOW she told all of HER friends too, right?? i mean, how could you face her friends, knowing that they know that bitch farted on your tongue??!?!!

thread DOES deliver, fwiw, i normally don't physically laugh out loud on these forums, but i did here...

also, her ass must've been the finest ass in the history of asses...because i for one ain't licking that chick's butthole..

[Morbo]

I've read this before

[AntonHeat]

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[x] thread delivers
[ ] OP is telling the truth
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[El_Hombre_Grande]

Why are posting pictures of an unattractive girl who farted on your tongue and dumped you? Talk to your therapist, abuse a crackwhoore, heroin/LSD, drink yourself into oblivion, have a good cry, whatever it takes, but never speak of it again. That's the first step to recovery.

Just let it go.

PS. No one who hears this story will be able to take you seriously. And for God's sake, don't let people know that she was fugly.