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02-27-2006, 03:19 PM
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Re: very frustrated with telling people what I do
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Haha, one of the few posts that I've had a chuckle with. Most humor doesn't humor me. [/ QUOTE ] Glad you liked it, I aim to please. [ QUOTE ] On a serious note... [/ QUOTE ] Wait, wait, wait... Being an ass double IS a serious business. Do you have any idea how many hours you have to spend on the stairmaster to keep up with the competition? And then there's the bi-weekly wax treatments... [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] Seriously, when talking with girls, avoid the "interview" conversation. It's boring and we all know where it's going. That's right, nowhere. Using a line like the "ass double" conveys a fun and playful personality which most normal chicks dig. After you have conveyed some personality, she might ask you the "interview" questions, but this time not because she can't figure out anything else to ask you, but because she might be genuinely interested. 
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#42
02-27-2006, 03:26 PM
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Re: very frustrated with telling people what I do
"Men get nice things because women like nice things. We're hunters and the car is the bait."
Women: "Nice car" Man: "Gotcha Bitch" - Dave Chappelle
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#43
02-27-2006, 03:48 PM
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Re: very frustrated with telling people what I do
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[ QUOTE ] On a serious note... [/ QUOTE ] Wait, wait, wait... Being an ass double IS a serious business. Do you have any idea how many hours you have to spend on the stairmaster to keep up with the competition? And then there's the bi-weekly wax treatments... [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Let's stop while we're ahead eh? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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#44
02-27-2006, 03:58 PM
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Re: very frustrated with telling people what I do
ROUNDERS!
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#45
02-27-2006, 04:14 PM
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Re: very frustrated with telling people what I do
Since i've been home from Iraq...I've lived off of poker as well. My friends think it's cool....But my parents are still trying to warm up to the whole idea. My mom still hasn't told my great grandma what i've been doing for the past 6 months....so she basically thinks that I'm a bum....oh well
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#46
02-27-2006, 04:18 PM
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Re: very frustrated with telling people what I do
if you say it with bursting confidence then everyone will be very interested in you and what you have to say.
if you say it with seriousness but are a little apprehensive then everyone will be curious but will find you boring. if you say it without confidence fearing what everyone might think then everyone will think youre a degenerate loser. i used to feel awkward telling people i was a professional poker player but ive come to find that most people are genuinely impressed and interested in what you do. use the term professional, dont just say "i play poker". also throw out the fact that youve been doing it for a year. the longer youve been a professional the more credibility you have. a year is a pretty long time for an early 20s guy. most girls will think youre the [censored] as being a professional poker player sounds like a flashy and interesting lifestyle. it is if you want it to be but it can also be the most boring lifestyle in the world if thats what you do with it.
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#47
02-27-2006, 04:52 PM
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Re: very frustrated with telling people what I do
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I remember that this issue came up awhile ago. The best way to respnd to this question is "I work with retards." It's true and will let females know what a humanitarian you are. [/ QUOTE ] "Tard Wrangler" was the appropriate PC term.
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#48
02-27-2006, 05:46 PM
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Re: very frustrated with telling people what I do
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IF on the other hand I am just trying to bang some girl that night, I let her know right away what I do for a living and definitely how much I make. Gold diggers and girls who look up to men with money are some of the easiest pussy ever. And I'm never calling this bitch so what do I care if she is attracted to my money. [/ QUOTE ] How much more shallow can one get?
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#49
02-27-2006, 06:35 PM
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Re: very frustrated with telling people what I do
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[ QUOTE ] Not a single f*cking time has her response ever been something like "wow, cool!" [/ QUOTE ] When one does say that, marry her! [/ QUOTE ] You have very low standards.
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