kinky sex with scientologist chick. cannibalism?

[LionelHutz00]

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Bumping because we need an update from the OP

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I'm calling her tomorrow.

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But wait, no SIIHP? I'm still winning ldo.

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BASTARD

[LionelHutz00]

I will be dangerously close to her place this afternoon because I'm venturing into Hollywood to see the Simpsons movie, AND I'll probably go to Amoeba Records to try and act like a hipster and pretend that I still listen to CDs, which is where she said she goes most days on her lunch break from her regular (non-cult) job. So ummmmmm, I dunno. I am more than a little bit scared of this chick.

[hoyasnaxa]

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So basically, we [censored] for like three hours maybe, I cum three times.

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lolololasdfolololf

[IronFly]

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[x] Cook me on your grill and devour me, feed me to your neighbors.

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[diebitter]

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LH - welcome to the cult.

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typo?

[NozeCandy]

Over/under on how long before freak girl asks OP to take a "personality test"?

[rapidacid]

[x] Achieved arousal

[wheelflush]

when she has your baby, will she eat the placenta?
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I was definitely a bit emotional, so my husband will attest I definitely could have used my placenta

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[Blarg]

If she asks you to try out the e-meter, tell her you're strictly there for her to try out your p-meter.

[LionelHutz00]

update: wow how did my life get to be so interesting? no sex, a little bit of kinkiness, a lot of creepiness, me being pretty scared.... full tr coming.