BRAG: Sexed up my new roomate <2 weeks after moving in...TL:DR

[boomshakalaka]

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she sounds like a freak BUT

you dropped 3 loads on her stomach?

wasted splooge, man.

you had much better options, IMO.

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stomach is a close third to [censored] and ass when it has to be exterior(not counting face here ldo.)

[punkass]

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Woke up today and I've already missed a call from her, and she's sent me two txt messages


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[onthebutton]

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stomach is a close third to [censored] and ass when it has to be exterior(not counting face here ldo.)

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Had me scared for a second there, but you saved it with the parentheses.

[Suigin406]

lolz, i'm dead [censored] tired after the second round...weak as hell though...

[Kevroc]

my wrist hurts after about three or four goes.

[Butcho22]

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Woke up today and I've already missed a call from her, and she's sent me two txt messages


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hahahahahhaha...no doubt man

[Suigin406]

yea, it gets hard to sex having to hold a knife in one hand all the time...boo

[boomshakalaka]

all these people saying run are lame. Gotta gambool if you want to win. Just refuse to go on dates with her. Just use her as a form of masturbation. Two things can happen. A) eventually she gets the idea and shuts you off or B) she gets the idea but youve crushed her self esteem enough that she will continue to be your play thing.

Both outcomes are good, and both guarntee more sex then if you just run now.

More sex.

[Georgia Avenue]

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yea, it gets hard to sex having to hold a Ham sammich in one hand all the time...boo

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[Kevroc]

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yea, it gets hard to sex having to hold a Ham sammich in one hand all the time...boo

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LMAO