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05-22-2007, 09:23 AM
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My dads best friend talking to me when I was about 20 and really pissed at my dad. Him: You remember when you were younger, about ten, and your dads friend came over to visit and stay with your family for a few weeks from Sydney? Me: Yeah, so what? Him: Well, your dad caught him screwing your mum on the kitchen table. Just thought you should know that. Me: [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Did you punch the guy? 
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05-22-2007, 09:29 AM
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[ QUOTE ] My dads best friend talking to me when I was about 20 and really pissed at my dad. Him: You remember when you were younger, about ten, and your dads friend came over to visit and stay with your family for a few weeks from Sydney? Me: Yeah, so what? Him: Well, your dad caught him screwing your mum on the kitchen table. Just thought you should know that. Me: [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Did you punch the guy? [/ QUOTE ] On rereading it I don't think that I was clear. He was talking about somebody else, trying to make me realise that my dad had in fact been very restrained.
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05-22-2007, 09:46 AM
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I rarely look at other sections on 2p2 but I'm bored. Soon as I saw the topic on this one, I smiled.
I'll be visiting this section more often now : ) [ QUOTE ] i feel with your dad OP, some little kid threw a tennis ball at my car, i got out and bitched him out because hes a dumb little kid and im much larger and stronger than him. [/ QUOTE ] i laughed out loud. [ QUOTE ] My 17 year old brother talking to my dad: Brother: "I would hate going to prison. No way I could do it." Dad: "Oh yeah, you would completely be someone's bitch." [/ QUOTE ] LOL [ QUOTE ] Me: Honey, that woman doesn't have her top on?!? Her: Want to borrow my sunglasses? [/ QUOTE ] awww she understands! [ QUOTE ] My dads best friend talking to me when I was about 20 and really pissed at my dad. Him: You remember when you were younger, about ten, and your dads friend came over to visit and stay with your family for a few weeks from Sydney? Me: Yeah, so what? Him: Well, your dad caught him screwing your mum on the kitchen table. Just thought you should know that. Me: [img]/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] LOL WOW.
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#45
05-22-2007, 09:50 AM
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Re: Things your close ones has said that surprised/shocked you.
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] My dads best friend talking to me when I was about 20 and really pissed at my dad. Him: You remember when you were younger, about ten, and your dads friend came over to visit and stay with your family for a few weeks from Sydney? Me: Yeah, so what? Him: Well, your dad caught him screwing your mum on the kitchen table. Just thought you should know that. Me: [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Did you punch the guy? [/ QUOTE ] On rereading it I don't think that I was clear. He was talking about somebody else, trying to make me realise that my dad had in fact been very restrained. [/ QUOTE ] It was still not his business, and very meanspirited, to tell you about it, and basically to call your mom a whore. Even if he was telling the truth, he still deserved a good beating.
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#46
05-22-2007, 10:00 AM
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Mom: "Better that 100 innocent people go to jail than 1 pedophile go free." [/ QUOTE ] We have another candidate for some face slappage. [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Icepick you should have a chat with your mom. [/ QUOTE ] Oh, we did. Her position hasn't changed. [/ QUOTE ] I spoke too soon. Kick in the face it is. Sorry icepick, nothing personal.
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#47
05-22-2007, 10:39 AM
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Re: Things your close ones has said that surprised/shocked you.
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] My dads best friend talking to me when I was about 20 and really pissed at my dad. Him: You remember when you were younger, about ten, and your dads friend came over to visit and stay with your family for a few weeks from Sydney? Me: Yeah, so what? Him: Well, your dad caught him screwing your mum on the kitchen table. Just thought you should know that. Me: [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Did you punch the guy? [/ QUOTE ] On rereading it I don't think that I was clear. He was talking about somebody else, trying to make me realise that my dad had in fact been very restrained. [/ QUOTE ] It was still not his business, and very meanspirited, to tell you about it, and basically to call your mom a whore. Even if he was telling the truth, he still deserved a good beating. [/ QUOTE ] Whoa. You should hang out with icepick's mom.
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05-22-2007, 10:49 AM
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... Before leaving he turned around and said "there is such evil in the world". I have never before heard my father use the word evil in any context and this time he chose to use it when discussing the tragic events of our new car. I honestly did not know whether to laugh or laugh. [/ QUOTE ] It appears to be unintentional but this is a phenomenally funny line.
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#49
05-22-2007, 11:29 AM
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[ QUOTE ] ... Before leaving he turned around and said "there is such evil in the world". I have never before heard my father use the word evil in any context and this time he chose to use it when discussing the tragic events of our new car. I honestly did not know whether to laugh or laugh. [/ QUOTE ] It appears to be unintentional but this is a phenomenally funny line. [/ QUOTE ] Unlikely that it's unintentional.
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05-22-2007, 11:29 AM
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Re: Things your close ones has said that surprised/shocked you.
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] My dads best friend talking to me when I was about 20 and really pissed at my dad. Him: You remember when you were younger, about ten, and your dads friend came over to visit and stay with your family for a few weeks from Sydney? Me: Yeah, so what? Him: Well, your dad caught him screwing your mum on the kitchen table. Just thought you should know that. Me: [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Did you punch the guy? [/ QUOTE ] On rereading it I don't think that I was clear. He was talking about somebody else, trying to make me realise that my dad had in fact been very restrained. [/ QUOTE ] It was still not his business, and very meanspirited, to tell you about it, and basically to call your mom a whore. Even if he was telling the truth, he still deserved a good beating. [/ QUOTE ] QFTx10
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