***Official May Non-Nit Chat Thread***

[BT2]

the doomswitch is real. OMfG

[guaranteedBluff]

May has been OK to me so far:

[mlane]

Can someone ship me 20 dollars on epassporte. As i dont' want to pay 35 dollars to load 20 dollars on my card. I will ship back the 20 bones on full tilt.

[HesseJam]

All right, 40 hands into my session I am stuck like 70$ at PL100 from losing 3 all-ins with my table starting short stacks. Nice beginning. Then Poker Stars decided to flip the boom switch for me on the next 100 hands:

[D.L.M.]

deepstack 100nl on absolute [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

[the_main]

Had a bad day.

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $118
BB: $68.55
UTG: $209.25
<font color="black">Hero (UTG+1): $215.25</font>
MP1: $197
MP2: $289.05
MP3: $387.95
CO: $175.30
BTN: $99.30

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt (9 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $8</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">MP3 raises to $22</font>, 4 folds, Hero calls $14

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($47) (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $24</font>, <font color="red">MP3 raises to $82</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $193.25</font>, MP3 calls $111.25

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($433.50) (2 Players - 1 All-In)

<font color="black">River:</font> ($433.50) (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $433.50 ($3 Rake)

MP3 had (three of a kind, Aces) and WON (+$215.25)
Hero had (three of a kind, Sixes) and LOST (-$215.25)


So obv move up to chase losses:

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 7 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $275.60
BB: $426.70
UTG: $518.30
UTG+1: $56.40
<font color="black">Hero (MP): $371.70</font>
CO: $394
BTN: $392

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt (7 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $14</font>, UTG+1 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $36</font>, 4 folds, <font color="red">UTG raises to $108</font>, Hero calls $72

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($222) (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $151</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $263.70</font>, UTG calls $112.70

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($749.40) (2 Players - 1 All-In)

<font color="black">River:</font> ($749.40) (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $749.40 ($3 Rake)

UTG had (three of a kind, Kings) and WON (+$374.70)
Hero had and LOST (-$371.70)


oops

[HesseJam]

nah, i'm done for the day.

I just arrived in this country and need some sleep. I didnt even want to log in today. Just a couple of games....

[Cry Me A River]

Walking around Vegas, you'd be surprised how many people want to talk hockey when you're wearing a jersey. Big game tonight. Gotta represent.

My wife was getting a little fed up with me yesterday. Guy accross the aisle is a Sharks fan. Next to him is a Rangers fan. And to our left is a guy from Detroit. So all I'm doing is talking hockey when I'm supposed to be helping setup.

Talking hockey. In the dessert. Crazy little town.

[skylos]

This is why I'm leaving jokerstars. Not kidding I win like 1 out of 4 of these for a loooooooong time now.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

UTG+1 ($31.05)
MP1 ($20.80)
MP2 ($25)
CO ($48.80)
Button ($24.65)
<font color="#C00000">SB ($14.60)</font>
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($36.70)</font>
UTG ($27.95)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, CO calls $0.25, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: ($0.75) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $0.75</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $2.5</font>, CO folds, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $14.35</font>, Hero calls $11.85.

Turn: ($29.45) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: ($29.45) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $29.45

Results
SB has 4c 4h (full house, fours full of sixes).
Hero has 5d 7h (straight, seven high).
Outcome: SB wins $29.45.

[Das Budrick]

yikes sky... my worst beat at stars 25nl was flopping top set and losing a 450BB pot to somebody's nut flush draw. I'll post it here when I get home

at least yours was just agaisnt a shorty