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[ZeTurd]

I honestly and sincerely believe that it's a myth, designed by those in power, that there's over a billion people living in China. Think about it. Why is it that all Asian people look so alike? That's because it's the SAME PEOPLE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. Same people in the same staged photos. Any of you know how much a billion is? It's like, A WHOLE BUNCH! No way there's a billion people. It's all a Potemkin Village put up by those in power to control us with FEAR. I say there's 5000 of them tops..

[Big Poppa Smurf]

I am honestly convinced that Ghostface Killah and his poker skin are attempts by the man to keep the black community down. Listen to that song "Pokerface": the lyrics are like "if you're feeling your cards in your gut, go all in" and it features a bunch of crappily played hands by some rapper. The site is advertised as "where hip-hop comes to play." Basically, the entire operation is centered around trying to tap into the african american market for online poker.

Clearly the black community has started to kick all the other problems of drugs and violence, so whitey is trying to get them all addicted to gambling to keep them down.

[youtalkfunny]

It's 2007, and I *STILL* have that pic from your avatar as my desktop wallpaper.

[Georgia Avenue]

Everyone on this forum is a Dead gimmick account except Diebitter, El Diablo, and Thinman. INCLUDING ME.

[kongo_totte]

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I'm convinced that all dollar movie theaters are mob money laundering fronts.

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I'd keep my mouth shut if I were you.

[Hoi Polloi]

Karl Rove and the RNC planned and are working toward engineering a permanent Republican majority by politicizing the Federal Government so that federal agencies use their resources to support Republican candidates, using bogus voter fraud cases to suppress and/or disenfranchise minority voters and create a hegemonic executive that is immune to oversight and scrutiny of any kind.

[RayPowers]

Pickles on hamburgers. A total conspiracy.

First there was steak, and it was good.

But, there had to be more to a cow than steak! There's meat all over that joint! Let's take the parts that are not steak and make delicious beef out of them!

Many centuries later, some brilliant person created sliced bread, the greatest invention since... well.. ever. So man, said 'sandwiches! and beef! Brilliant!'



And thus were hamburgers born! And it was good.

But then the women got in on the deal.

"You can't just eat meat and bread! It's not healthy! You need some greenery and dairy and such! Like, look at this sexy salad I'm eating!"

And man grimaced, but man wanted woman. But eating a salad. A salad?! This was too much! Maybe if he took the salad and put it on his meat sandwich..... Maybe that would appease the woman.

We can put some lettuce, some onions, some tomatoes. Some chicks like cheese on their salads, and she mentioned something about dairy, so fine, let's slab some REAL effing cheese on this thing.

There we go! Much better, and the woman is happy now, too. And hey, to be honest, this stuff tastes pretty good on our meat sandwich!

And thus was created the modern hamburger.

NOTE THAT THERE WAS NO [censored] PICKLES IN THIS THOUGHT PROCESS!

What the [censored] did man need pickles on his burger for? He already had his greenery. He had his meat, He had his dairy. He had his bread. The burger was the most complete meal man was likely to ever come up with across all of the ages.

But no, the [censored] pickle growers of the world went to the big burger franchises and said "look, no one buys our crappy pickles except pregnant women, and even they don't buy many! You gotta help us out! Let us put just a couple slices of pickle on each burger. Nobody will notice, and we will make billions and be able to keep our children in school, and little Susie will be able to buy her new dolly. You want Susie to have her new dolly don't you?"

And that's why you can't order a burger in any fast food place without some crappy, half spoiled tart tasting piece of [censored] pickles on it. And even if you say no pickles, half the time they just take them off afterwards, so you're still stuck with that crappy pickle juice sour tart taste.

[censored] pickle growers. Ruining the perfect food that is the burger. Die in a grease fire.

Ray

[Skoob]

The real food groups are sugar, salt, fat, and booze. But the gov't uses meat, dairy, grain, and fruits/vegs as a means of control.

Base your diet on the real groups and you will begin to know the troof.

[IlliniLou]

ray,
its not considered a conspiracy theory if its the known truth

[Alobar]

ray,

Im a believer, and Amen!