Cheese Thread April 2007: A transition

[BGnight]

This is a gay idea.
I know this was your intention AJ.
I don't read colored ink.
I don't care about the content of the colored ink.
I just dropped $1k on tilt.
Poker is ghey
Spelling gay: ghey is gay.
Reading the cheese thread is a waste of my life.
I'm going to bed.

[kolotoure]

Using gay as a negative term should result in a 24 hour ban

[Big Poppa Smurf]

I JUST WANTED TO START READING THE CHEESE THREAD AND YOU TAKE IT AWAY?????

[Big Poppa Smurf]

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<font color="green">So, I took a sleeping pill last night. It makes me feel really groggy.

Pretty soon I'm going to make myself a sandwich then get a haircut.

Suggestions ssnl?

Should I make a peanut butter+ honey sandwich or a peanut butter+ Jelly sandwich? I will post pics after I make it. </font>

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OH WAIT I TAKE IT BACK THIS IS AWESOME

[74o_Clownsuit]

I don't get it [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[DefiNe]

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well i'll kick this off since i'm awake at 5am.

I've been reading the BBV confessions thread and have one that I can share.
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When I was 15, I went to my best friends bithday party. The parents of another close friend of mine were away for the bank holiday weekend, so obv we held it there. I was extrememly excited, since he went to a different school to me, so I'd not actually met many of the girls from his school.

The party was really really awesome. A lot of my friends were there, as well as many many hot girls. Since I was 15, I really didn't have much experience with alcohol, and was wasted instantly. This was the first time I'd encountered MR. Jack Daniels, and man it was good. I'm not sure exactly what happened in between, but i do remember my best friend introducing me to a girl he was trying to bone, and her friend. One thing leads to another, and he starts making out with the girl he liked. As drunk as I was, I still understood my role, take care of the friend. She wasn't ugly, but she was certainly not a 'looker' especially since she was a little 'chubby'. I used to be really skinny then, and she was probably 1.5 times my weight.

Anyway I realise that I have a job to do, and in my drunken state, I decide that a good idea would be to hook up with the chubby girl. I think we'd been making out for 10mins, when i realise my buddy had disappeared, i assume off to a bedroom. Now, the girl i'd been making out with must have aasumed the same thing, and assumed that I would be taking her to a bedroom too.

With the chance to bring my total tally up to 2, I was decided that it would be a good idea. We found the guestroom unoccupied and started making out on the bed. Some extremely heavy petting ensued, but I was having a problem, I was only getting semi-hard and was getting anxious. How the hell does this happen to a horny as [censored] 15 yr old?

We're still making out, since I'm not totally sure what to do. She takes her top off and i do the same. Still in trouble. We fully undress, which doesnt help. The babyfat was a little more than i was expecting, and visions of jabba the hut in in star wars was not helping. She pull my pants down, and hesitantly tries to go down on me. This was my first BJ ever, and was instantly got me hard. It was totally awesome and I was ready for the main event. We take our clothes off then i remember that she could be aids infested and look for my wallet. I leaned over from bed and reach for a condom in my wallet. She grabs my junk, then suddenly out of nowhere she starts kissing my arse. I'm not really sure where this is going so freeze. Well, it goes where u think it goes. I was totally freaked out, but still didn't know what to do. I froze, and did nothing. I've never admitted it to anyone before, but I had a 'road trip' moment. I went to the bathroom straight after, not knowing what to do. I ended up not having sex with the girl and left the party very swiftly. To this day i have mixed feelings about it. </font> <font color="red"> </font>

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Can some girl at some point explain to me wtf is with this stuff? Even if it was something you know the guy likes, it's still not something you just do like that. Urgh

thanks for the nostalgic post (excluding the surprise ending)

[terp]

tufat awesome posting yo

[goofyballer]

<font color="purple">Guys,

I just got back from a live poker session at the Indian casino an hour away from here. The girl that runs the waiting list for the games there is possibly the most beautiful girl on the planet; she's probably a few years older than me, and is soooooo hot. Sadly, despite the fact that I show up there an average of 5-6 times a year, she does not know my name. What's my play?</font>

[Ratamahatta]

I would rather read some randome poker-related thoughts from winning regulars (aislephive, Clayton, Isura and others) than this!

[tedtodd]

I love the 'freezing' when she did...lol. you must've called your mom for a ride home???