Beat: My girlfriend wants me to stop watching porn

[thac]

Yeah seriously. This is where it starts. If she knows she can get you to stop watching pr0n, you're her bitch. She's gonna make you do everything she asks and you're gonna say "yes mistress" every time. I dunno if you're into that sorta thing, but just get out while you still can.

[apefish]

You realize that fully clothed pictures of Patrick solve all of your problems right?

[Zagga]

Say you never watch porn and in the mean time do so anyway. Problem solved.

[elus2]

Call her out on her offer. Every single time you even think of masturbating tell her she's got 10 minutes to get your place and have sex. When she gets sick of it then you can tell her that you want to videotape both you of you having sex so you have something to jerk to. Then post on youtube.

[tisthefire]

tell her that's fine, but she has to be down to do anything you see in porn, then either be happy or make extreme demands till she caves, depending on how much you like porn

[flyingmoose]

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Call her out on her offer. Every single time you even think of masturbating tell her she's got 10 minutes to get your place and have sex. When she gets sick of it then you can tell her that you want to videotape both you of you having sex so you have something to jerk to. Then post on youtube.

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Far and away the best advice in the thread.

[Kilillan]

Dump the bitch

[hoppscot22]

clearly we need pics

[nowags]

wank to porn when she isnt around.

clear your history and temp files

[4ObliVioN4]

Kick her to the curb