most annoying poker phrase EVER

[MyPetTurtle]

1. "SHIP IT"
2. "MyPetTurtle plz stop sexually harassing me"

[ama0330]

cash games: "thanks"
tournaments: "bye"

[Suigin406]

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pot odds bro, sorry..

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especially when they didn't have the odds...i want to come over the table and snap their necks...

[phantom_lord]

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i hate it when people berate bad players

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[ICallHimGamblor]

I guess it isn't exactly a poker phrase, but I hate when a player forgets to put out the big blind and the dealer tells him "you're big" and he says "that's what my girlfriend says" and laughs like it is the most original thought ever.

I always want to launch over the table and rip his larynx out.

[HP]

"It ain't two card stud"

refers to a suckout of any kind

I sometimes say this when I want to be an ass

[mikalina]

Favorite ever:

Well I just started with $x (usually ~20bbs) and now I have $x (usually about ~50 bbs). You keep rebuying for the max and you only have $x (~150 bbs).

[censored] YOU SHORTSTACKER

End Rant.

[danzasmack]

"games are so juicy"

drives me nuts

[jstill]

winner winner chicken dinner is not among my favorites

thanks when its from some moron that made a moron play is also not fun to listen to

[nowags]

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"ONE TIME"

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