Best Quick Joke you know

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal testicles?

(in white) <font color="white"> Sparky </font>

[WackityWhiz]

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal testicles?

(in white) <font color="white"> Sparky </font>

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damn these are good

[MrMon]

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it's got to really want to change.

[ddubois]

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Two goldfish are in a tank.

One says to the other, "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"

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Holy God. My friend has had that in his profile for probably two years now. I just got it today. I am awesome.

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I don't get it.

[Loci]

What do you call a quadraplegic dog in the middle of the road?

<font color="white"> SPOT! </font>

[TheCroShow]

what happens when you give a lawyer viagra?

<font color="white">he grows taller </font>

[LetYouDown]

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I don't get it.

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[Crimson]

NH

[junsie]

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what happens when you give a lawyer viagra?

<font color="white">he grows taller </font>

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Not nose grows longer?

[Shajen]

with apologies to mslif:

Why do the streets in France have trees on the sidewalks?

<font color="white"> The Germans like to march in the shade </font>