Official March [censored] thread

[Superfluous Man]

[censored] POKER I SUCK AT TOURNAMENTS AND RUN BAD AT CASH GAMES IMMA JUST CASH THE [censored] OUT AND BECOME AN OFFICE DRONE THE REST OF MY LIFE BEFORE I GO BUSTO [censored] ME TO TEARS DIE IN A GREASE FIRE <INSERT CATCHPHRASE HERE> ETC.

[RunyonAve]

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I need cash on any site cause i'm busto. Holla.

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[Body Man D]

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[censored] POKER I SUCK AT TOURNAMENTS AND RUN BAD AT CASH GAMES IMMA JUST CASH THE [censored] OUT AND BECOME AN OFFICE DRONE THE REST OF MY LIFE BEFORE I GO BUSTO [censored] ME TO TEARS DIE IN A GREASE FIRE <INSERT CATCHPHRASE HERE> ETC.

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Yeah, what he said.

My bustout hand in a Full Tilt tourney tonight.

This hand convertor sucks, but you get the point.

Full Tilt Poker
$/$ No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
2 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

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<font color="black">Preflop:</font> T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($0, 2 players)
anmstewa folds, Hollywood1977 folds, GreenBayETX folds, karlhungus14 folds, Count Chipula folds, Domanooch327 folds, NemoVII folds

<font color="black">Flop:</font> A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($0, 0 players)
No action

<font color="black">Turn:</font> A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] [8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] ($0, 0 players)
No action

<font color="black">River:</font> A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]] ($0, 0 players)
No action

Villian had 88. Aces full no good.

[bosoxx05]

PokerStars Game #8761648156: Tournament #44300517, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2007/03/06 - 00:27:58 (ET)
Table '44300517 15' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: bosoxx05 (2340 in chips)
Seat 2: upton1580 (5070 in chips)
Seat 3: is314onu (4695 in chips)
Seat 4: THAY3R (12571 in chips)
Seat 5: 1muthafloppa (3880 in chips)
Seat 6: ragsrellum (14379 in chips)
Seat 8: jreeder620 (2285 in chips)
Seat 9: crybaby9 (1868 in chips)
crybaby9: posts small blind 100
bosoxx05: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bosoxx05 [5h 3s]
upton1580: folds
is314onu: folds
THAY3R: folds
1muthafloppa: folds
ragsrellum: calls 200
jreeder620 said, "yeah every ****ing hand"
jreeder620: folds
crybaby9: calls 100
bosoxx05: checks
*** FLOP *** [5s 2s 5c]
crybaby9: checks
bosoxx05: checks
ragsrellum: bets 200
crybaby9: folds
bosoxx05: raises 400 to 600
ragsrellum: raises 1600 to 2200
bosoxx05: calls 1540 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [5s 2s 5c] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [5s 2s 5c Ks] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bosoxx05: shows [5h 3s] (three of a kind, Fives)
ragsrellum: shows [Kh Kd] (a full house, Kings full of Fives)

[mikeymer]

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[censored] POKER I SUCK AT TOURNAMENTS AND RUN BAD AT CASH GAMES IMMA JUST CASH THE [censored] OUT AND BECOME AN OFFICE DRONE THE REST OF MY LIFE BEFORE I GO BUSTO [censored] ME TO TEARS DIE IN A GREASE FIRE &lt;INSERT CATCHPHRASE HERE&gt; ETC.

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yo this is exactly how i feel sometimes i think i should just get a [censored] job and give up playing forever.

[THAY3R]

FINAL TABLE OF STARS 109 OMG

PokerStars Game #8763127024: Tournament #44300517, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVI (3000/6000) - 2007/03/06 - 03:04:33 (ET)
Table '44300517 31' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: mkind0516 (85884 in chips)
Seat 3: castellimich (73456 in chips)
Seat 5: Domenico (79731 in chips)
Seat 8: THAY3R (76518 in chips)
Seat 9: jpapola (144911 in chips)
mkind0516: posts the ante 300
castellimich: posts the ante 300
Domenico: posts the ante 300
THAY3R: posts the ante 300
jpapola: posts the ante 300
jpapola: posts small blind 3000
mkind0516: posts big blind 6000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to THAY3R [Ah Qh]
castellimich: folds
Domenico: raises 73431 to 79431 and is all-in
THAY3R: calls 76218 and is all-in
jpapola: folds
mkind0516: folds
*** FLOP *** [9c 2d Qs]
*** TURN *** [9c 2d Qs] [5s]
mkind0516 said, "&lt;&lt;&lt;AQ"
*** RIVER *** [9c 2d Qs 5s] [Tc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Domenico: shows [Jh 8c] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
THAY3R: shows [Ah Qh] (a pair of Queens)
Domenico collected 162936 from pot
castellimich said, "puke"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 162936 | Rake 0
Board [9c 2d Qs 5s Tc]
Seat 1: mkind0516 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: castellimich folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Domenico showed [Jh 8c] and won (162936) with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 8: THAY3R (button) showed [Ah Qh] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 9: jpapola (small blind) folded before Flop

[thac]

Lol look at all the bigstacks throwing their chips around.. GL in this WarDekar, he's a cardrack. 23 left in a $22 freezeout, he's reshoved allin 3 times, blah blah blah. From 3rd to out in one hand obv.

PokerStars Game #8763217799: Tournament #44300528, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIII (1000/2000) - 2007/03/06 - 03:18:35 (ET)
Table '44300528 62' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 2: BIGD12341 (90875 in chips)
Seat 3: craffe9 (8583 in chips)
Seat 4: sbbytor (17355 in chips)
Seat 5: lewie05 (48098 in chips)
Seat 6: woodywood25 (38330 in chips)
Seat 8: tabman888 (35395 in chips)
Seat 9: TbHackworth (50359 in chips)
BIGD12341: posts the ante 100
craffe9: posts the ante 100
sbbytor: posts the ante 100
lewie05: posts the ante 100
woodywood25: posts the ante 100
tabman888: posts the ante 100
TbHackworth: posts the ante 100
BIGD12341: posts small blind 1000
craffe9: posts big blind 2000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TbHackworth [Kh Kd]
sbbytor: folds
lewie05: folds
woodywood25: folds
tabman888: folds
TbHackworth: raises 4000 to 6000
BIGD12341: raises 84775 to 90775 and is all-in
craffe9: folds
TbHackworth: calls 44259 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [2s 8h 5h]
*** TURN *** [2s 8h 5h] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [2s 8h 5h Qd] [9c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BIGD12341: shows [Ac Ah] (a pair of Aces)
TbHackworth: shows [Kh Kd] (a pair of Kings)
TbHackworth said, "dear god"
sbbytor said, "wow"
BIGD12341 collected 103218 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 103218 | Rake 0
Board [2s 8h 5h Qd 9c]
Seat 2: BIGD12341 (small blind) showed [Ac Ah] and won (103218) with a pair of Aces
Seat 3: craffe9 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: sbbytor folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: lewie05 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: woodywood25 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: tabman888 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: TbHackworth (button) showed [Kh Kd] and lost with a pair of Kings

[Kyer]

Bragpost (lowstakes)

Today I cashed out more than half of my bankroll because I was suffering fancy tournament selection syndrome, due to my bigger bankroll after my first real MTT-win (~840 entrants) last week and running good in the 45-man SNGs for a few weeks. I am playing $10-$20 buy-ins and want to stick to these for a little longer, since I am playing poker for less than a year.

After cashing out, I played a $3r WSOP sattelite qualifier, spent exactly 9$, and finished 4th winning $549 (the top three won the $650 ticket).

After calming down (the sattelite bubble took ages and I was the shortest stack, plus the situation was new to me, so I was slightly adrenaline-overdosed), I played a $20/180 and won it.

Such a beautiful day.

Thanks to all posters for sharing your knowledge with me. This forum is golddust and the generosity concerning sharing knowledge is awesome. I hope I can give something back, when I am a grown-up player.

[Annulus]

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[censored] POKER I SUCK AT TOURNAMENTS AND RUN BAD AT CASH GAMES IMMA JUST CASH THE [censored] OUT AND BECOME AN OFFICE DRONE THE REST OF MY LIFE BEFORE I GO BUSTO [censored] ME TO TEARS DIE IN A GREASE FIRE &lt;INSERT CATCHPHRASE HERE&gt; ETC.

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The above statement has been my life story since Fristgate. Partypoker and Paradise lied to me and told me I was good at poker. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[Valsuvious]

I have ran so bad at FTP since I started playing there. All this crap about first time depositers getting huge hands always was crap, whenever I had them I would lose with them aipf.

Here is the first tournament that I have done anything in (meaning finished in the money). Make it to the FT as the top stack, keep about the same stack until I double up with 3 people left, taking over second, and then this happens. Villain has been running me over the entire table. He hit a 2 outer on the river early on to stay a live, and I've let him take my blind about 5 consecutive times to set him up for this:

Full Tilt Poker Game #1928542662: $5 + $0.50 Tournament (14008422), Table 37 - 4000/8000 Ante 1000 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:30:22 ET - 2007/03/05
Seat 4: CANiBuZZ (226,638)
Seat 5: Valsuvious (165,038)
Seat 8: ratadriano (118,324)
CANiBuZZ antes 1,000
Valsuvious antes 1,000
ratadriano antes 1,000
CANiBuZZ posts the small blind of 4,000
Valsuvious posts the big blind of 8,000
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Valsuvious [5c Kc]
ratadriano folds
CANiBuZZ raises to 16,000
Valsuvious calls 8,000
*** FLOP *** [6c Ts Kh]
CANiBuZZ bets 24,000
Valsuvious calls 24,000
*** TURN *** [6c Ts Kh] [4c]
CANiBuZZ bets 83,000
Valsuvious raises to 124,038, and is all in
CANiBuZZ calls 41,038
Valsuvious shows [5c Kc]
CANiBuZZ shows [8c 7d]
*** RIVER *** [6c Ts Kh 4c] [9s]
Valsuvious shows a pair of Kings
CANiBuZZ shows a straight, Ten high
CANiBuZZ wins the pot (331,076) with a straight, Ten high
Valsuvious stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 331,076 | Rake 0
Board: [6c Ts Kh 4c 9s]
Seat 4: CANiBuZZ (small blind) showed [8c 7d] and won (331,076) with a straight, Ten high
Seat 5: Valsuvious (big blind) showed [5c Kc] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 8: ratadriano (button) folded before the Flop



5-outer to knock me out in third place. Would have been my biggest cash ever too [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] Table # is my favorite number too, so I thought it would be good to me hehe