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Old 02-15-2007, 04:47 PM
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I lost my virginity in my PARENTS' BED

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Old 02-15-2007, 04:48 PM
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not while they were in it though :P
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Old 02-15-2007, 04:55 PM
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He actually only got head from her. What do you think he is? Some kind of incestuous sicko?

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Yes, because he got head from his cousin.

At this risk of opening myself up to the full fury of OOT, my wife's parents are first cousins. I almost broke up with her on the spot (we were leaving a grocery store and getting into the car) when she told me. But it has worked out ok; we've been married for 10 years and have three children. She's normal, and so are our children. No webbed feet, tails, sixth fingers/toes, forked tongues, third eyes, albinism or mental retardation to speak of. Although my son is 5'5" tall and he just turned 11. Probably just the growth hormones in the milk.
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Old 02-15-2007, 05:01 PM
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You were already at the 'food shopping' stage of the relationship before she told you?
Please explain.
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Old 02-15-2007, 05:05 PM
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Where did your wife's parents grow up? This wasn't a problem for the family? How do your children deal with the taunts of "neiner neiner, you only have 7 sets of great-great-grandparents" at school?
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Old 02-15-2007, 05:07 PM
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I lost my virginity in my girlfriend's bedroom while her parents were watching the evening news in the living room 20 feet away.

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Old 02-15-2007, 05:07 PM
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Where did your wife's parents grow up? This wasn't a problem for the family? How do your children deal with the taunts of "neiner neiner, you only have 7 sets of great-great-grandparents" at school?

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lol mathaments......
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Old 02-15-2007, 05:08 PM
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Beat that.

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Does being inside of your family member when you're having an orgasm win?

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oh jesus [censored] that was funny
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Old 02-15-2007, 05:11 PM
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He actually only got head from her. What do you think he is? Some kind of incestuous sicko?

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Yes, because he got head from his cousin.



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I think your sarcasm meter is broken.

And that's the grossest thing I've ever heard about your in laws. Isn't that illegal or something?
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Old 02-15-2007, 05:14 PM
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And that's the grossest thing I've ever heard about your in laws. Isn't that illegal or something?

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Not in these gloriously green and sometimes gloriously yellow states.

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