busto/new job/drug test

[manguydude21]

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I drink a gallon of water everyday sometimes more. why am i not dead?

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because you do not consume it in a small time frame and not urinate some out.

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I'm sure I drank about a gallon or more during football practice without peeing.

[goldtoes]

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AND U DID NOT LEVEL ME

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even if good2cu was leveling, I know for a fact manguydude21 wasn't. he obviously does not read anything on the internet, watch national television, or listen to the radio to hear the story from like 2 weeks ago about the girl who died from "holding her wee for a wii" which was the most blatant story regarding water intoxication.

there was another story from a couple years ago where a small child wouldn't eat their food so the parents made them drink glasses and glasses of water instead for punishment and it killed the kid.

[goldtoes]

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I'm sure I drank about a gallon or more during football practice without peeing.

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hmm, in football practice does your body get rid of water somehow??

edit: and most likely it wasn't a gallon and you're exaggerating because most people get sick from drinking a gallon of water, as in throwing up. but I guess it is possible because you were at practice and you were sweating it off. and probably urinating some too when you take a big hit, etc.

[ASmith84]

If you really want to ensure a passed test get somebody clean to piss for you right before you go(empty prescription bottle tied to drawstring on shorts FTW). I've done it for 3-4 times for friends and family.. job piss tests aren't like the army or for a parole officer who watch and help you shake when you're done. Now if they do a hair follicle test then you are SOL unless you show up looking like mr. clean with no eyebrows which might seem a bit obvious.. but luckily most jobs don't bother with this.

[bdams19]

dude seriously you're overreacting, three weeks is plenty if you are even semi active and not very fat. THC is fat soluable and is stored in fat cells; the less fat you have, the quicker it passes through the body. Most of the [censored] you have read in this thread is almost completely wrong and all myths.

Drinking anything (read: water, cranberry juice, etc) is only effective to water down your urine if you drink it DIRECTLY BEFORE the test. Drinking water days in advance does nothing. I think you are 100% fine, but if you feel like you want to know more go here: wwww.neonjoint.com .

[goldtoes]

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but if you feel like you want to know more go here: wwww.neonjoint.com .

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dead link

[bdams19]

....no its not.

[goldtoes]

doesn't work for me...I copy-pasted exactly what you said

[muxplust]

don't smoke pot?

[Toby0432]

No way an employeer does a hair test as it is 10x more expensive than a piss test. Easy way to void the piss test is drop a pube in it and then they have to re-test you weeks later.