Your Worst/Best Strip Club Experience

[Wubbie075]

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anyway, my friend got invited up on stage while some girl was dancing, so he went up and the girl made him get on his hands and knees. so he obliged and the girl was doing her thing, dancing and grinding on him, all while he is on his hands and knees. so all of a sudden she grabs his underwear and starts giving him one hell of a wedgie. he rises, trying to grab at his underwear but she yanks it super hard and the entire elastic loop of his undies rips off and the toothless stripper is standing there laughing with underwear elastic in her hands. he did not tip her and she did not pay for his underwear

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OMG this happened to one of my friends too... but we paid the stripper to do it to him lol.. and it was in IN, not MO... it was pretty frikkin hilarious

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Was this at Hip Hugger? I've been there twice and have seen it done both times there... once one of my buddies was the one getting his boxers ripped by a stripper.

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Skybox

[NutCrackerr]

Not sure if this was best or worst,

Announcer says "Help me welcome 3 generations of strippers to the stage."

Out comes a 45-50isf (definitely not a MILF) woman and her 6 month pregnant daughter.

[Anothertroll]

This strikes me as a good thread to ask a question I had posted earlier. So a while back a law passed which theoretically banned lap dances in the city limits of Vegas, including prominent clubs such as Cheetahs, OG, CHII, etc.
http://anti-strib.blogspot.com/2006/...aw-upheld.html
Can any recent vistors to these establishments report on if this law is being enforced?

[belgianbeerlover]

My buddy got married, I was the best man. We went to a strip club in Albany for his bachelor's party.

The DJ asked me for ideas on what to do to him. My friend weighs about 105lb and was taking boxing lessons at the time. So I told him to have the strippers box him and hit him in the head with a dildo or something.

Well- the DJ loved this. I was drunk and was kind of just joking around, but he was determined to do all of that and then some. He was seriously concerned about the legality of bringing a sex toy on stage, so he called the manager and got the green light. I only paid for one stripper. But my buddy is pretty goofy and go lucky. Five strippers ended up joining the fun.

My buddy ended up shirtless, blindfolded and with his black leather belt around his neck. He was paraded around in front of us (including a few strangers), and made to do all sorts of humiliating things. It ended with him sitting in a chair. One of the strippers pulled his head back with his belt and told him to open his mouth for a treat. They started with boobs and whip cream, but ended with a huge black dildo going in his mouth and snapping a polaroid.

The whole time was pretty funny since he seemed to love every minute. But, I was also quite shocked at what was happening. Frankly, I was scared to try to stop it and just hoped they wouldn't go much farther. The dildo incident made me step forward, but that was the end. They gave me the picture and we all had a good laugh afterwards.

We showed the picture to a few friends and burned the evidence. The picture could have easily come from some S&M gay mag.

[punkass]

This one is pretty bad...

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...e=0#Post8640345

[Tappy Tibbons]

After spending 8 months working on an Army base in Kosovo, surrounded mostly by guys and a few women who looked like guys, I took a weekend trip to Budapest (know on the base as Bootyfest). The 5 star hotel I was staying at had an add for a strip club on the front of the entertainment guide.

When I got in, I was approached by two girls who looked like they'd just been airbrushed by Playboy. When I started talking with them, since all strippers are doing this to pay for medical school, I asked one what she was planning on doing after this. She replied "oh, we can go back to your hotel after this." - 200 euro + cab fare for both of them.

[Georgia Avenue]

Best/Worst

[Dominic]

The Booby Trap in Winter Park, Florida. I have no idea if it's there anymore but it was my first strip club experience as a freshman in college.

The place was built to look like two giant boobs: two round buildings painted flesh-colored, with nipples on top. They were side-by-side - like two boobs would be - and you walked into the entrance in the "cleavage" of the building. This was also where the bar was.

Inside, you had your choice of boobs, left or right. Both circular rooms had a round stage in the middle with chairs surrounding it and a poll-dancer on top. Against the walls were cushioned benches where you could get a lap dance.

I really wish I could find photos of the place - it had to be seen to be believed. Anyone who is better at google image than me, have at it!

[NajdorfDefense]

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There is a place in the Poconos called the Grand View. I don't really feel like describing it, but it is one of the most glorious places I've ever been to in my life. There is a room in the front where you keep all your alcohol for the evening. Then when you walk into the club it's like o my god. I've never seen anything that comes even remotely close. And it's like out in the middle of nowhere. If anyone has been there in the past 16 months or so, I would like to know what it's like these days. I could almost see myself renting a car to drive out there if it's still good. Man that place was so awesome I'm happy I thought of it. I haven't been to a strip club in a few years but I could see myself driving out 2.5 hours to this place.

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[Mother Mucker]

Will anyone admit to paying to [censored] a stripper in the champagne room?

I'm a cheap bastard and I haven't, but there have been times when I thought I'd risk the STD chance if I had the money.