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Old 12-21-2006, 04:35 AM
RikaKazak RikaKazak is offline
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Default Re: Chantelle sucks (story involves sex with dogs and stuff, kinda)...

good read...and very interesting

this is just more evidence to prove my theorem...

girls who play poker are -EV for the guys around them.
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Old 12-21-2006, 04:57 AM
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Default Re: Chantelle sucks (story involves sex with dogs and stuff, kinda)...

antiderivative wrote:

<<WTF???!!
Why is Chantel's name being dragged through the mud. Chantel is nothing like Brandi. Chantel is the sweetest person I know; yes, she is a sarcastic flirt. >>

Since everyone here seems to think Newizzle's word is bond, please get him to post how sweet and great she is? Or how about get raptor517 to do it? He has some nice stories about living with her.

<<I mostly dont care and laugh off all of this talk about her and some of the other people that get trashed on. But this was one of the most ridiculous stories i have read and I am in shock at who wrote it. I would think being the age that this person is he would be more matture and have better judgement to write such a ridiculous story and waste their time. I am sure your roomate left out some of the reasons why chantel has been to your house and has not been so honest some financial information. I am not going into details because I am not a loser and I dont care about other peoples business.>>

But you will allude to it anyway? Nice.

<<As of the Neverwin part Chantel and Neverwins business should be kept personal and she has never trash talked him to me. She has actually said nothing but good things while they were going through difficult times and believe me if she was going to bash on hm she would definately tell me which would be none of my business let alone any of anyone elses. >>

Chantel didn't bash Neverwin. She(along with nikki22) just mentioned his affinity for animals. Neverwin's site got such a great run making fun of David Williams it is almost nice to see it come back on him. Maybe Dustin and David can produce some combo videos.

<<I am really disappointed about this post in particular.

James Van Alstyne >>

I should mention I have heard the op doesn't care to much for Neverwin. Something about Neverwin posing as his old roomate Spyder44 to get some funds out of him.
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Old 12-21-2006, 04:57 AM
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Default Re: Chantelle sucks (story involves sex with dogs and stuff, kinda)...

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For one thing, Chantel is an excellent player, one of the best shorthanded holdem players

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LMFAO

i am not going to go into details, but i find this statement hilarious.

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I was crushed when I heard the news as I truly feel Chantel had no chance of losing.

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what were the blinds? even if they were playing 100/200 blinds, 50k is only 250 BB's which is virtually nothing in an aggressive HU match....if you honestly felt there was no way she could lose, then you dont understand variance all that well.

i love chantel btw and i have yet to meet her.
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Old 12-21-2006, 05:00 AM
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Two days later she calls and said she made it all up, she of course didn’t have sex with him as he was engaged and to please take her back. She had me listen to some songs that she said she balled to every night thinking about me.


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Just for the sake of clarity: balled or bawled?

Thanks.
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Old 12-21-2006, 05:09 AM
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Default Re: Chantelle sucks (story involves sex with dogs and stuff, kinda)...

Man, if we weren't so burned out from the Brandi / Mark / Captain Tom dramabomb, the impending development of a Chantel / JVA / Bolivia, Neverwin, Dan Druff, whoever else, what have you dramabomb would be awesome.

As it is, I don't think we can sustain two dramabombs. Alas, alas. I wish I could think of an appropriate metaphor to describe this thread.
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Old 12-21-2006, 05:32 AM
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Default Re: Chantelle sucks (story involves sex with dogs and stuff, kinda)...

May I ask how long you've been acquainted with Chantel?
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Old 12-21-2006, 05:35 AM
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Thanks, awesome post.
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Old 12-21-2006, 05:37 AM
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"if she were a guy no one would [PUT UP WITH] her."
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Old 12-21-2006, 05:40 AM
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where the [censored] are the pics?
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Old 12-21-2006, 05:43 AM
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WTF???!!

Why is Chantel's name being dragged through the mud. Chantel is nothing like Brandi. Chantel is the sweetest person I know; yes, she is a sarcastic flirt. Ed, if you didn't get the humorous nature of her dog comments then you should have just kept your remarks to yourself. Let me repeat: Chantel is nothing like Brandi. For one thing, Chantel is an excellent player, one of the best shorthanded holdem players (and she has only been playing for about two years). For another, she is absolutely not a hustler. If she were, she would have had a bitter legal fight with her ex. Instead, she chose a simple divorce and I've seen the legal papers.

Why are all these internet dorks so obsessed with Chantel?
For most of them, it is because they are pathetic losers who need to get a life.

Let me relate a story during the 5 Diamond tournament. Chantel was playing 100-200 holdem at the Bellagio and talking trash as usual. Well, a wealthy business executive challenged her to play a headsup match for $50,000. She came and told me of the impending match and I instantly asked if I could take 50%. She agreed and I felt like I had just won $25000. Unfortunately, the executive turned out to be all talk and backed out after playing with her in the 100-200 game. I was crushed when I heard the news as I truly feel Chantel had no chance of losing.
The only reason Chantel is the subject of smears and slanders is because she is a beautiful, 22-year-old girl; if she were a guy no one would talk all this [censored] about her.
We have had many financial transactions (swaps) and I have benefited greatly (and I don't mean sexually).

I mostly dont care and laugh off all of this talk about her and some of the other people that get trashed on. But this was one of the most ridiculous stories i have read and I am in shock at who wrote it. I would think being the age that this person is he would be more matture and have better judgement to write such a ridiculous story and waste their time. I am sure your roomate left out some of the reasons why chantel has been to your house and has not been so honest some financial information. I am not going into details because I am not a loser and I dont care about other peoples business.
I have known Chantel for two years and yes she is a huge flirt with innocent intentions, and one of the most sarcastic people you will ever meet. And you cant take her trash talk too seriously. As of the Neverwin part Chantel and Neverwins business should be kept personal and she has never trash talked him to me. She has actually said nothing but good things while they were going through difficult times and believe me if she was going to bash on hm she would definately tell me which would be none of my business let alone any of anyone elses.

I am really disappointed about this post in particular.

James Van Alstyne


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wait, you're disappointed that chantel related a story where someone else (not chantel) said that he and his gf let their dog lick them. are you retarded? who cares? this thread doesn't reflect poorly on chantel at all. the op looks like kind of a loser, but other than that nothing even happened.
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