Poker Phrases You're Sick of Hearing

[LasVegasMichael]

To go along with the much overused "donkey" or "donk", I am starting to get annoyed with "nit" (especially considering how often is it used here to mean everything from bad plays to nit picking).

"Fish" or "Live one" has never bothered me. Why all the new words for bad players? Wasn't fish or "live one" enough?

[BigPoppa]

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Mine is:
"xxxx woke up (to/with) (Aces/Kings)"

We get it, there was a raise and late position has Aces or Kings, they didn't [censored] wake up to them.

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Yet you never hear He woke up with crabs

[RUFFNECK]

"I pick my spots" or any variation of that.

[shutyomouf]

Only on (insert online poker room)
Thats (insert online poker room) for ya.

Mike Sextons "That what we in the poker world... "

[BadLieutenant]

hmmm....riverStars

[JCool]

pair the board

[JuntMonkey]

full house

[DrewOnTilt]

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"I'd rather play against better players, they're easier to play with/more predictable" or anything along those lines.

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Hell no, I love hearing that one. It means I am playing against a weak tightass that I can run over.

[Infinite1]

oh please let me wake up with aces

Let me get a squeeze.

[octop]

Seeing something 55 vs AK all i n preflop and the board comes down 5 7 10 J Q and having to hear Mike Sexson tell us what a brutal suckout it was.