I killed 2 animals today

[Klompy]

I do drink a lot, and this could of been a factor in 1 of the deer, but I think I would of hit it completly sober also. Go ahead, flame away, I drank and drove.

[black_russian]

Here is a deer that jumped off an overpass onto an oncoming Durango....sick!

http://www.borked.us/gallery/durango_deer

[TheNoodleMan]

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Here is a deer that jumped off an overpass onto an oncoming Durango....sick!

http://www.borked.us/gallery/durango_deer

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the comments on that site make OOT seem downright dignified.

[bisonbison]

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

Bambi has been reunited with his mother.

Going about 5-10 miles an hour, and slowing down the whole time, we hit an adult deer in his heavily muscled butt, which put a small dent in the area between the front left wheel well and the front left headlight. The deer then ran away and jumped over a fence.

I have faith that Bambi was able to walk it off.

[entertainme]

We have a new driver in the family in the last year or so. We live in the country and the animals are thick, (deer, bear, pheasant, whatever.)

She was taught that you are allowed to brake if they run out in front of you but you NEVER swerve.

I hate reading stories where some woman's kid got killed because she swerved to miss a turtle and hit a tree.

People also don't realize how many people die in deer car accidents.

If they're in front of you at 55 or more....drive on and hope to launch them rather than have them come through the windshield.

[jaffa]

i dont drive, and so have never hit anything. A few weeks ago though i was standing by the side of the road just as a cat got hit by some joyrider doing at least 80mph. I got covered in cat blood.

Sweeeet.

[Big Poppa Smurf]

My friend killed a squirrel with a pipe the other day, because it was under his desk. Apparently, it was "hunkered down for the long haul," so beating it to death was the only option.

I need new friends.

[djoyce003]

i hit animals with shotguns, arrows and deer rifles...the results are typically fatal for the animals.

[27offsuit]

Last time I hit a bird on the highway, it clipped my car by thismuch and as I looked in the rearview, I saw it doing a death spiral followed faceplant skid onto the highway.

It was eerily reminiscent of a kamakaze I once saw eating it in the ocean.

[Sully]

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I've nailed various critters over the years, but the only one that sticks out in my mind is the only dog I've hit.

Doing about 40 in a full-size 74 Blazer, lifted with large tires...not the most stable vehicle in the world, and a large lab jumps out in front of us.

I had enough time to slam on the breaks if I wanted to, but the dog was toast no matter what.

Since I had a pregnent women in my truck, 6 months or so...I hit the gas, gave him a quicker ending and kept us safe.

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i dont know why, but i laughed at this story for some reason

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The only reason I laughed at this story is stereotype related.