post the nerdiest joke you know

[Go Blue]

What do nuclear physicists like to eat for lunch?

Fission chips.

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Your mama's so fat you have to integrate her by parts.

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I laughed hardest at this one.

[Borodog]

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Alef knot

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Heh.

[pzhon]

There are quite a few mathematician-physicist-engineer types of jokes, not all of which involve a spherical cow. My favorite is not the nerdiest, but I'll give it anyway:

A physicist, biologist, and mathematician watch two people enter an elevator. Some time later, three people get out.

Physicist: That's just experimental error.
Biologist: No, that was reproduction.
Mathematician: If one person now enters the elevator, it will be empty.

It sounds like a mathematician came up with the punchline since it is based on how mathematicians think, rather than how mathematicians are perceived by others.

[Dids]

What's funny about the phrase:

"He couldn't stand to carry the hairless grizzly?"

In white:

<font color="white"> In other words: He couldn't bear to bear the bare bear. </font>

[modaddy]

My wife's favorite joke:

A guy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful Princess, I will stay with you for one week." The guy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a Princess, I'll stay with you and do *anything* you want." Again the guy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally the frog asked, "What is it? I've told you I'm a beautiful Princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do *anything* you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The guy said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for girlfriends, but a talking frog is really cool."

[NutzyClutz]

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[Antinome]

Q: What do you get when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?


A:You can't cross a scalar with a vector.

[bigt2k4]

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Whenever someone quotes a statistic for me, I say "you know, 75% of all statistics are made up."

ScottieK

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47% of all statistics are made up on the spot.


Only 19% of people know that.