When In Doubt, Donk It! (NC Thread)

[bravos1]

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Looks like it's about time for a new NC thread. Any nominations for titles?

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I'll add these 2 beautes to the list.. from the Well thread:

"You ride the short bus, of course, but you're a junior."

and

"porn getting you to think about racks instead of ranges?"

[milesdyson]

mrwookie said:
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Miles,

I think you've already created the name of the next NC thread.

Awesome.

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in response to this:
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so here's what you do. you want to sell something on ebay. but you also want to have a laugh with your dudes. so when you're taking a picture of the thing you want to sell, you let your dong have a peek.

one time i sold a barrel for a paintball gun on ebay, and i left the tip of my manhood out there for all to see. some ebay member actually sent me a message:

"HEY! I SEE TWO BARRELS IN THAT PICTURE. ARE YOU SELLING BOTH OF THEM?"

here's how you do it:



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[skillzilla]

this hand should illustrate how bad i play

Party Poker 0.10/0.20 Hold'em (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. Hero posts a blind of $0.10.
<font color="#666666">6 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises</font>, Hero (poster) calls.

Flop: (4 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, SB calls.

Turn: (4 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks.

River: (4 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: 4 BB

[Scary_Tiger]

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this hand should illustrate how bad i play

Party Poker 0.10/0.20 Hold'em (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. Hero posts a blind of $0.10.
<font color="#666666">6 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises</font>, Hero (poster) calls.

Flop: (4 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, SB calls.

Turn: (4 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks.

River: (4 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: 4 BB

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Skillful value check sir.

[MrWookie]

Miles,

Ah, right. I was very drunk at the time, so I had forgotten. Hmmm. We've got many good nominations.

[nomadtla]

I should learn to get comepletely caught up on the NC thread before submitting something that someone else is on top off.

Damn work interfereing with my NC fix

[Bilgefisher]

haha Poker players have raised over 10k this week against Senator Kyl in Arizona (one of the co-sponsers of the internet gambling bill). Legislation Forum Thread

[Xhad]

"Maybe if I check 5th street, he'll be more likely to call my bet on 6th street! What, that was the last card? Crap!"

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is Button with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, SB calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>.

Flop: (5 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, SB calls.

Turn: (3.50 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks.

River: (3.50 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: 3.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Ah As (three of a kind, aces).
Hero has Jh Kh (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: SB wins 3.50 BB. </font>

[Buzz-cp]

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irony is funny.

[Scary_Tiger]

Ugh, I hate losing, 30/60 pwns me hard. FlopBeNice on FullTilt and DollNoodle on PokerStars took me for a combined 5 buyins (6,000) at 30/60 in the past 30? hours or so.

Thankfully, there's always the free money at 100/200...