How many 5 year-olds.....

[LifeofBrian]

Well, screw ethics and morals, and you could take down hundreds if you're in good shape. Think Chinese action movie with people flying from kicks and such. If you hold back, because as was said before, they're not going to, then they'll win. Maybe it's like zombies and they'll just swarm you, but I really doubt the entire populace of five year olds, one at a time, with rest as needed, could ever do any real damage on their own. For females in which they'd have no sense of ethics, then this would be easy for them... then again, we have testosterone. And a sense of uncaring for talking about maiming hundreds of five year olds.

[ILuvMyVan]

how about taking it further?....

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[imaohw]

I haven't read every single post, so somebody else may have submitted this solution, but if not, I humbly present it here:

I propose that a healthy adult (or relatively healthy--one who has gone through puberty and has no functional physical defects) can pummel five year olds until he gets tired, and considering that one could probably incapacitate a five-year-old with a single hit, I believe this number would be much higher than thirty for most.

There are several points to be taken into account:
1) In response to whoever commented on getting bitten in the balls: the situation clearly states that you will be wearing a cup
2) While the five year olds are "swarming" around you and not lining up one one one, as a previous poster noted, only a certain number can reach you at a time. If we estimate this at eight (which I think is fairly generous, considering their diminutive reach), then it should be obvious that no adult would really ever be threatened, at least until fatigue strikes. I think that four or five rounds of head bashing would be quite easy for any adult.
3) While it is true that they can bite, these would not really incapacitate an adult; they would annoy, and maybe sting, but not actually limit one's ability to fight, Unless perhaps they bite off a finger, but one's hands should be moving quick enough to prevent that.
4) As the fight progresses, the adult will probably have a ring of bodies around him. Any remaining five year olds will be forced to trudge through these bodies to reach the adult, and will probably get tripped up along the way, making them increasingly ineffective as the fight goes longer.
5) As a post near the top stated, you can grap one by the feet and swing him around. You'll be able to slap the crap out of any five year old before he gets within five of his arm-lengths of you.

[ceczar]

funny if it weren't true:

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[asofel]

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funny cuz its not.

[ceczar]

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funny if it weren't true:

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funny cuz its not.

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boy am i a retard. should look at the text of the url first next time. but then again this is good because it makes it funny

[Shajen]

It's dead, Jim.

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The 'fort' strategy would be the most effective strategy here.

The first step would be to knock out 15 little buggers in the first 5-10 minutes and when you knock one out throw their body into the corner of the room. Then, take a corpse and start swinging it at oncomming children to ward off the attack while building a semicircle boundry of bodies and using the corner of the room. Once you build up the fort it will be hard for the attackers to penetrate it so you will have a relatively safe zone. As you procede you should build your wall of bodies only 1 or 2 high but more importantly very wide. Make it so that they have to trample the dead just to get to you .

You cant afford to have them continually swarming you for hours so building up a boundry will stem the flow of 5-year-olds to a manageable pace.

After you have built up your wall and outer perimiter you should build a secondary perimiter of bodies, leave a 5 foot radius from the first boundry and build a second one, this way you will have room to retreat if your boundry gets broken.

The key is that you want to fight at your own pace so that you dont get tired. Ideally the boundry will look as follows:

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By building up a boundry you will be able to ensure your rest and you should be able to take out many more children.

Using this method I would set my number somewhere around 400 5-year-olds.


Also, it would be important to deliver the knockout blows with the palm of your hands to prevent broken hands. Also make sure that the blows are swift enough so that no buggers bite one of your fingers.

[ripdog]

When I was 19 I drove a van for the YMCA and was in charge of feeding the pre-schoolers lunch, taking them out to run off some steam, and getting them down for a nap. There was one particular 5 year old there who was an incredible load. I could not believe how strong this kid was. I have no doubt in my mind that he went on to be a star athlete. 30 of these types would be a tough proposition. 30 of your average 5 year olds would be a piece of cake.

[gunt]

i got taken down by 5 10 year olds at the st. patricks day parade in south boston.... 1 was on my back, 2 were in front kicking each one of my shins, and 2 were in back kicking each one ofmy ass cheeks... i was also drunk. not my defining moment.