Official JUNE uNL **'`MICROBREW THREAD`'** LC/NC this way...

[derosnec]

you guys want to know what tilts me? not suckouts. i'm starting to enjoy those for the entertainment value.

it's when an opponent plays his set passively on a super duper drawy flop, i turn a flush, and the river pairs the board. there is no way i put him on a boat there. and of course i get stacked.

[creamfillin]

he had a backdoor backdoor club draw

[Jago]

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he had a black flush

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FYP

[creamfillin]

As far tilt goes I can't stand anyone who says a WORD in chat, whether they are winning or not; it tilts the [censored] out of me. Sometimes you'll get a table where everyone is talking about their donk "thought" processes like "i thought you had AK" or "i put him on a draw" thinking they're all [censored] phil ivey.

The worst is when you got some lagtard bigstack who is playing every hand and somehow manages to win all of them and starts putting smilies in chat. Now that is TILT.

[wildzer0]

I like to say that kind of stuff in chat sometimes, especially if there's a TAG complaining. My favorite thing to say after a TAG get's a particularly bad beat and starts whining in the chat about outs and percentages is to patiently explain to them that they were only 50% to win - they either win or they don't.

In fact, after just getting my chat back today after voluntarily revoking it about a year ago, i'm looking forward to doing that again [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[jk1986]

I find 'ty' in the chat the most effective way of tilting someone when you catch a card, and 'SHIP IT HOLLA CRUCIAL' when I always had the best of it.

[wildzer0]

Really, I'm so used to never having the chat up anyway because of the notes, I'll still probably never use it. I think I've grown up in the time I had my chat off

[Vyse]

I got pwned by chat metagame a couple of months back. Ever since then, instaban chat. Don't have it on unless I'm trying to actually talk to someone else I recognize.

[corsakh]

Thats why you were persistently ignoring me [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[WHITEBOYAEHS]

i love the chat...my friend who plays a bit higher once told me..."poker is about [censored] with peoples minds and taking their money, so anything to facilitate that happening is profitable...and poker is about making money" ever since then i have found it kinda fun tilting people lol