Official JUNE uNL **'`MICROBREW THREAD`'** LC/NC this way...

[C4LL4W4Y]

nice, sounds like you're opening up a little bit and getting better. you'll be at 25NL soon enough.

[jk1986]

Meh totally beating down on this dude heads up, already $40 up, when we get it in my KK vs his AJ, he sucks out then instantly quits. There is nothing more tilting than someone who you've just slowly beat down for the last half hour to make one big suck out then hit and run.

[goat_beard]

Guys around July 15th(when i get rakeback) ill have around 500-600$ on FTP I need to move to stars. So if any of you want some $ on FTP instead of stars send me a PM.

[Check_The_Nuts]

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I know I can't be the only one who checks their bankroll non-stop when playing, right?

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I don't do this at UB simply because its so hard to figure out how much is actually in my roll (they do some weird maths, and the thing doesn't update very quickly either). So I never know whether I'm up or down until the end of the session, but usually I get a pretty good feeling of where I'm at.

Anyhow, my problem is checking my roll like 3 times per day. Yup, still 2620, just like last night. Get home from work, yup 2620. And right now I'm just not motivated to play, which is really [censored]. Lost income, and I mean if I run OK I'll be a full-time 100NL "baller". Err, at the very least finally graduated from uNL. weee....

I've been thinking more and more lately about writing a pooh-bah post. I dunno wtf you guys would want though.

[tehDiceman]

farking donkaments. fold 50x, oooh JJ raise. hmmm, 3bet PF, oh well he's an idiot. flop comes monotone 78T. of course donk 1 pushes short and has KQo unimproved and donk 2 has AA. Q on the turn gives me the worst hand of 3 and that's all she wrote. rediculous.

[Vyse]

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I know I can't be the only one who checks their bankroll non-stop when playing, right?

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I don't do this at UB simply because its so hard to figure out how much is actually in my roll (they do some weird maths, and the thing doesn't update very quickly either). So I never know whether I'm up or down until the end of the session, but usually I get a pretty good feeling of where I'm at.

Anyhow, my problem is checking my roll like 3 times per day. Yup, still 2620, just like last night. Get home from work, yup 2620. And right now I'm just not motivated to play, which is really [censored]. Lost income, and I mean if I run OK I'll be a full-time 100NL "baller". Err, at the very least finally graduated from uNL. weee....

I've been thinking more and more lately about writing a pooh-bah post. I dunno wtf you guys would want though.

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Do you actually check the nuts? [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

[bored]

After this hand, I go on insta-tilt; and close all my poker windows.

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $55.65
Hero (BB): $37.60
UTG: $31.90
CO: $11.20
BTN: $24.55

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $0.75</font>, CO calls $0.75, 2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $3.00</font>, UTG calls $2.25, CO calls $2.25

Flop: ($9.10) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $6.50</font>, UTG calls $6.50, CO folds

Turn: ($22.10) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $13.50</font>, UTG calls $13.50

River: ($49.10) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $14.60</font>, UTG calls all-in for $8.90
Uncalled bet of $5.70 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $66.90 ($2 Rake)

UTG had J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a straight, Five to Nine) and WON (+$33.00)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$31.90)

[Vyse]

Why? He did have a club draw.

[bored]

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Why? He did have a club draw.

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I know, but I wasn't expecting to see J5s the way he played the hand.

[Jago]

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Man, I have seen some [censored] in my time, but I have never steamed as hard as I am steaming right now


Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($49)
CO ($41.83)
Button ($38.52)
SB ($74.58)
BB ($49.55)
Hero ($101.10)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $2</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $6.5</font>, <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $20</font>, MP calls $13.50.

Flop: ($40.75) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

<font color="blue"> Hero open pushes and villain CALLS </font>

Turn: ($40.75) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: ($40.75) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $40.75

Results:
Hero has Kh Kc (one pair, kings).
MP has Ad Kd (one pair, aces).
Outcome: MP wins $40.75.

God FKING dammit that is UNREAL

Thank christ I have the sense to sit out

Jesus

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Worked out alright for me [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Cryptologic - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.15/$0.25 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

Hero (SB): $26.90
BB: $24.78
UTG: $4.85
MP: $45.33
CO: $32.02
BTN: $10.37

Preflop: Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
2 folds, CO calls $0.25, <font color="red">BTN raises to $1.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $4.00</font>, 2 folds, BTN calls $3.00

Flop: ($8.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $7.00</font>, BTN calls all-in for $6.37
Uncalled bet of $0.63 returned to Hero

Turn: ($21.24) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($21.24) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $21.24 ($1.06 Rake)

BTN had K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (High Card King) and LOST (-$10.37)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (A Flush, Queen high) and WON (+$9.81)