Official April Thread: General Discussion/etc

[Barrin6]

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i pretty much lose every hand i play now. Heres the biggest one courtesy of crablar

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $50 BB (7 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

CO ($7809.70)
Button ($2162.75)
<font color="#C00000">SB ($11663)</font>
BB ($11951.10)
UTG ($11239.75)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($13349)</font>
MP2 ($5522)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $175</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $830</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls $655.

Flop: ($1710) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $1250</font>, Hero calls $1250.

Turn: ($4210) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $2600</font>, SB calls $2600.

River: ($9410) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $3800</font>, Hero calls $3800.

Final Pot: $17010

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Ts Js (straight, ace high).
Hero has Qd Ad (two pair, aces and queens).
Outcome: SB wins $17010. </font>

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Why didn't you shove flop!?!

[Gary Stevenson]

they are 220bb deep...

[mrcoughman]

Why would he shove that flop??

[CamelZoo]

hand from vegas couple of days ago... player 2 is venezuelan businessman who doesn't speak the english

2/5 --
plyr 1 raises, plyr 2 calls, flop 987
1 bets, 2 calls
turn 9987
1 bets, 2 calls
riv 99887
1 pushes, 2 instacalls

player 1 feebly tables 44 "i play the board"
the venezuelan holds his cards in one hand upside down, and the table holds its breath b/c it looks like he's about to muck, although his cards are still in hand. from my seat i can see a face card, and so can my neighbor, his friend, to my left. neighbor/friend in spanish yells something, in spanish, along the lines of, "you fking idiot turn your hand over" and about 10 seconds later, player 2 turns over AJo.

he gets pushed the pot while plyr 1 goes ballistic, "english only blah blah blah" floor gets called, hears the story, and pushes pot to plyr 1 b/c of the english only rule, even though player 2 never said a word, and never let go of his cards, or motioned towards a muck. plyr 2 just shrugged, and ended up stacking 3-4 ppl in the next 15 minutes, at least twice not realizing he was ahead on the river. i was sadly moved to 5-10 a few minutes later since it was a must move, but this was one of many gems during my 5 days in lv (my first time in sin city).

just thought i'd share.

[Clayton]

I CANT WAIT TILL VEGAS

[catcher193]

lol solid story

[oyvindgee]

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lol solid story

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[censored] up ruling tho

[Barrin6]

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Why would he shove that flop??

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ummm leveled [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[Fight Club]

nice welcome back to poker

Party Poker
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$2/$4 Blinds
6 Players
LegoPoker HH Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
SB: $108.60
BB: $433.50
<u>Hero (UTG): $876.50</u>
<u>MP: $1015.10</u>
CO: $386
BTN: $233.15

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($6, 6 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $14</font>, <font color="red">MP raises to $48</font>, 4 folds, Hero calls $34

<font color="black">Flop:</font> 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($108, 2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">MP bets $60</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $234</font>, MP calls $174

<font color="black">Turn:</font> K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($576, 2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $420</font> Villan all-in.

<font color="black">River:</font> 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($1759, 2 Players)
No Action

MP had K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Kings) and won (+$1759)
Hero had 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Sevens) and lost (-$876.50)

[ipokeder]

TABLE DRAMA

POKERSTARS GAME #9337253328: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($3/$6) - 2007/04/09 - 16:44:53 (ET)
Table 'Sponde IV' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: ipokeder ($615.05 in chips)
Seat 3: luremusa ($163.85 in chips)
Seat 4: BonzoBluff ($75.25 in chips)
Seat 6: TalentedTom ($2506.20 in chips)
BonzoBluff: posts small blind $3
JeffBoston: is sitting out
TalentedTom: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [5h 7h]
JeffBoston leaves the table
ipokeder: raises $18 to $24
luremusa: folds
BonzoBluff: folds
TalentedTom: raises $48 to $72
ipokeder: calls $48
*** FLOP *** [3s 6d 4h]
TalentedTom: bets $95
ipokeder: calls $95
*** TURN *** [3s 6d 4h] [4c]
TalentedTom: bets $2339.20 and is all-in
ipokeder: calls $448.05 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [3s 6d 4h 4c] [Kh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TalentedTom: shows [As Ac] (two pair, Aces and Fours)
ipokeder: shows [5h 7h] (a straight, Three to Seven)
ipokeder collected $1231.10 from pot
TalentedTom said, "god your terrible"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1233.10 | Rake $2
Board [3s 6d 4h 4c Kh]
Seat 1: ipokeder showed [5h 7h] and won ($1231.10) with a straight, Three to Seven
Seat 3: luremusa (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: BonzoBluff (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: TalentedTom (big blind) showed [As Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Fours

TalentedTom said, "god your terrible"

TalentedTom said, "ipokeder im guessing your not doing too well"
TalentedTom said, "making those calls"
ipokeder said, "yeah calling suited connectors in position..."
ipokeder said, "?"
TalentedTom said, "those plays"
TalentedTom said, "will not show a profit"
ipokeder said, "calling 48 with a suited connector in position?"
TalentedTom said, "and I think"
TalentedTom said, "thats the goal of poker"
TalentedTom said, "i could be wrong"
ipokeder said, "if it's so unprofitable why are you telling me about it"
TalentedTom said, "cause it dosnt change anything"
TalentedTom said, "your too stubborn to chance"
ipokeder said, "wouldn't it be unprofitable for you to alert me of my unprofitability"
ipokeder said, "isn't that the goal o fpoker?"
TalentedTom said, "your too stubborn / arrogant to change"
ipokeder said, "how do you know?"
ipokeder said, "why take the risk"
ipokeder said, "it has no +EV"
TalentedTom said, "because i know"
ipokeder said, "you're either breaking even or losing money by telling me"
ipokeder said, "and either way you're wasting breath"

oh man i am so ruthless :|

watch out world, i may annoy you in the chat after sucking you out