I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)

[TexInAtl]

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all,

gd. the money has yet to show up online, even as pending. i want to stay up until midnight to see if it shows, but i'm really tired.

can i get my atm withdraw limits raised to several thousand dollars? how much are fees?

tyler, help with finding a place w/ no/low fees?

having <$1k in vegas the first night would suck......

holla

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Maybe I didn't make myself clear. You, Shadow, are an underaged degenerate gambler, and the US Government is going to Legislate it's morality on you by holding on to your funds.
You know that the FBI has a special task force setup for the sole purpose of monitoring the Micro-Limit forums in an effort to find underaged gamblers to use as examples, so that 60 year old congress men can sit on Capital Hill and tell the rest of the country, "You're too young and not mature enough to decide how to spend your own money." Shadow, I hate to let you know this, but they will probably make an example of you. They will probably have a tail waiting for you at the airport, now that you've given the world your itinerary, and will follow you around Vegas. As soon as you place you're first bet on the poker table, they'll send the swat team in to arrest you. They'll make it very public in order to make an example of you. They'll seize all the funds that you have in Neteller as well as your own bank account.

Have a nice trip!!!

[inferno]

Player 6: Small Blind ($2)
Hero: Big Blind ($5)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to Hero: [9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]]
Player 2: Raise ($10)
Player 5: Fold
Player 6: Fold
Hero: Call ($5)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Hero: Check ($0)
Player 2: Bet ($5)
Hero: Raise ($10)
Player 2: Call ($5)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]]
Hero: Bet ($10)
Player 2: Raise ($20)
Hero: Call ($10)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]]
Hero: Check ($0)
Player 2: Bet ($10)
Hero: Raise ($20)
Player 2: Call ($10)
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
Hero: Show Cards ($0)
Player 2: Muck ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $120, Rake $2
Summary Hero: bet $60, won $120, net $60, HoleCards [9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]], HiHand [a flush, Ace high] [A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]], won $120 from main pot
Summary Player 2: bet $60, won $0, net $-60, HoleCards [4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]]


Hero: Small Blind ($2)
Player 3: Big Blind ($5)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to Hero: [J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]]
Player 4: Fold
Player 5: Raise ($10)
Player 6: Fold
Hero: Call ($8)
Player 3: Fold
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]]
Hero: Check ($0)
Player 5: Bet ($5)
Hero: Raise ($10)
Player 5: Call ($5)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]]
Hero: Bet ($10)
Player 5: Call ($10)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]]
Hero: Bet ($10)
Player 5: Call ($10)
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
Hero: Show Cards ($0)
Player 5: Muck ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $83, Rake $2
Summary Hero: bet $40, won $83, net $43, HoleCards [J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]], HiHand [a straight, ten to ace] [A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]], won $83 from main pot
Summary Player 5: bet $40, won $0, net $-40, HoleCards [A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]]

[shadow.]

leonard,

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay, that does it. i'm not going.

all,

AVAILABLE BALANCE: X + 2500!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] mom.

all,

so i went on a "first date" with the girl i have been banging since the end of october. it was a glorious run in demeaning women and getting laid, but sadly i think that things are going to move into this new direction of me actually doing [censored] for her. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] we're going to the symphony next fri with a bunch of friends so that should be awesome. also, v-day is coming up and i am frightened.

beat: [censored] didn't offer to help with the check. i would have refused, but she's supposed to offer sincerely once.

brag: we were hooking up the other night and the music got left on from the party in my room. it was on shuffle and "i want to be your dog" came on!! she covered her hears but I kept going. now i can tell me grandchildren that i hooked up to the stooges most demeaning song ever.

variance: she's in my politics of feminism class. i'm one of two guys. there are 18. zomg.

vegas in not many hours!!

holla

[Str8Fish]

inferno, what's your obsession with posting these really lame hands?

[DrModern]

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variance: she's in my politics of feminism class. i'm one of two guys. there are 18. zomg.

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I took a class like this once. If yours is anything like mine, be prepared for suckage.

[inferno]

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inferno, what's your obsession with posting these really lame hands?

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I have basically no life, but if nobody wants my hands posted here I wont do it anymore

[KingOtter]

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variance: she's in my politics of feminism class. i'm one of two guys. there are 18. zomg.

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I took a class like this once. If yours is anything like mine, be prepared for suckage.

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I dunno, feminism class might be a hard place to obtain suckage. Maybe from the other guy. Any male that takes a class like that... er, nevermind.

beat: up all night with stomach flu
brag: 3/5 cashes in 45-man tournaments yesterday before it hit.

Got to watch Poker After Dark and the two new episodes of High Stakes Poker while running back and forth to the bathroom last night. Woo, Shana.

[fretelöo]

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variance: she's in my politics of feminism class. i'm one of two guys. there are 18. zomg.

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I took a class like this once. If yours is anything like mine, be prepared for suckage.

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I dunno, feminism class might be a hard place to obtain suckage. Maybe from the other guy. Any male that takes a class like that... er, nevermind.

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Actually, they're pretty funny. All those girls trying to be "objective" just because two (or one, in my case) guys are present. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[tyler_cracker]

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arrive in vegas sometime around 8:00 local.

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give me a call once you're settled.

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weather report?


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http://www.wunderground.com/cgi-bin/...st?query=89121

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tyler, help with finding a place w/ no/low fees?


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there are no wachovias here, so you're probably hosed.

[DrModern]

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variance: she's in my politics of feminism class. i'm one of two guys. there are 18. zomg.

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I took a class like this once. If yours is anything like mine, be prepared for suckage.

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I dunno, feminism class might be a hard place to obtain suckage. Maybe from the other guy. Any male that takes a class like that... er, nevermind.

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Actually, they're pretty funny. All those girls trying to be "objective" just because two (or one, in my case) guys are present. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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So you're saying that if the 1 or 2 guys aren't present the girls don't try to be objective?

Anyway, my class sucked because the professor exerted little to no effort in promoting decent class discussions, was generally disorganized, and philosophically unfair (i.e. no charity offered to other positions, just "you're wrong").