**Offical uNL Microbrew thread: December (nc)** - Page 46

Leviathan101 · #**451** 12-07-2006, 03:59 AM

Is it the weekend already?

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $25
UTG+1: $28.55
CO: $61.30
Button: $54.40
Hero: $24.25
BB: $20.70

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, CO folds, Button raises to $2, Hero raises to $5, 2 folds, Button raises to $12, Hero raises all-in $24.25, Button calls.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($49, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $49)

Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($49, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $49)

River: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($49, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $49)

Results:
Final pot: $49
Button showed 6d 6s
Hero showed Ac Ad

absoludicrous · #**452** 12-07-2006, 04:09 AM

I need to vent. WHY THE [censored] CAN'T I HIT A SINGLE 8,9,12,15,17 OUTTER. WTF DOES IT TAKE. MY GOD.

Have I mentioned I'm 1 for 30 in sets, and the only set I've flopped has been on a 5 flush board...what a joke.

absoludicrous · #**453** 12-07-2006, 04:19 AM

O RLY? You're calling 3 bets with air. What'd you put me on, AK? Go [censored] yourself.

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
4 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $82.05
Hero: $361.10
SB: $17.35
BB: $253.65

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is Button with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, Hero raises to $7, SB folds, BB calls.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($15, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $8, BB calls.

Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($31, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $15, BB calls.

River: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($61, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $30, BB calls.

Results:
Final pot: $121
BB showed Ks As
Hero showed Jh Kh

Longy · #**454** 12-07-2006, 04:51 AM

I think it must be the weekend already there are donks and then there is this guy. My notes say "the ultimate calling station" they should read "luckiest person alive"

I felt like vomitting here.

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $65.75
UTG+1: $10.70
CO: $28.35
Button: $41.75
SB: $52.30
Hero: $95.40

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, CO folds, Button calls, SB calls, Hero raises to $3.5, UTG+1 calls, Button calls, SB folds.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($11, 3 players)
Hero bets $7.2, UTG+1 calls all-in $7.2, Button calls.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($32.6, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: $32.6)
Hero bets $32.6, Button folds.
Uncalled bets: $32.6 returned to Hero.

River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($32.6, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $32.6)

Results:
Final pot: $32.6

Villan shows 34o with 4 spade

absoludicrous · #**455** 12-07-2006, 04:54 AM

Longy, doesn't it make you sick to your stomach?

EMc · #**456** 12-07-2006, 04:56 AM

[ QUOTE ]
Longy, doesn't it make you sick to your stomach?

[/ QUOTE ]

I mean this in the most sincere way....

That is borderline standard for me the past 50k hands. I see that once a week if not more.

tehDiceman · #**457** 12-07-2006, 05:29 AM

and this is exactly why i cant win friggen donkaments, ever. i couldnt see him felting ANY hand that hit this flop, so maybe he had a pocket pair.....NOPE.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t50 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

CO (t2585)
Button (t1807)
SB (t1660)
BB (t2210)
UTG (t1415)
UTG+1 (t1410)
MP1 (t1618)
Hero (t1365)
MP3 (t4645)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
3 folds, Hero raises to t200, 4 folds, BB calls t150.

Flop: (t425) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t300, BB raises to t2010, Hero calls t865 (All-In).

Turn: (t3600) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t3600) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: t3600

Results below:
BB has 3d 2d (two pair, threes and twos).
Hero has Kd Qd (high card, king).
Outcome: BB wins t3600.

absoludicrous · #**458** 12-07-2006, 05:42 AM

This [censored] never happens when I'm running poorly and trying to make up my losses...

absoludicrous · #**459** 12-07-2006, 06:23 AM

This is how I run...

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $213.40
UTG+1: $125.60
CO: $26.60
Button: $67.30
SB: $34.35
BB: $87.95

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Hero raises to $3.5, UTG+1 folds, CO raises all-in $26.6, 3 folds, Hero calls.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($54.7, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $54.7)

Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($54.7, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $54.7)

River: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($54.7, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $54.7)

Results:
Final pot: $54.7
CO showed 6s 6c
Hero showed Ks Ad

kbrat · #**460** 12-07-2006, 08:15 AM

Well I'm starting to get the hang of it, still feel muuuuch more comfortable at NL50 and finding 4 decent tables doesn't take an entire hour.

Oh, and the highlight of my session:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($72.75)
Hero ($96.50)
SB ($98.50)
BB ($206.50)
UTG ($86.45)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
2 folds, Hero raises to $4, 1 fold, BB calls $3.

Flop: ($8.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $8, Hero raises to $24, BB calls $16.

Turn: ($56.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $68.5 (All-In), BB calls $68.50.

River: ($193.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $193.50

Results in white below: 
BB has Tc Qd (two pair, queens and tens).
Hero has Ac 8s (one pair, eights).
Outcome: BB wins $193.50. 

[img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]