**Offical uNL Microbrew thread: October**

[ama0330]

Running good >>>>>>>>>> Playing good. Teach me....

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I am really upset right now. I am Australian, and moved to London about 2 years ago,

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I hate you. I want to emigrate permanently to Aus as soon as I have tied up a few loose ends here as I can't stand living in the UK anymore. The hoops you have to jump through to get residency are amazing - even if like me you're profession is on the "short supply" list for Australia and you are qualified and everything - getting a 4 year work visa is a piece of cake - getting permanent residancy is proving to be a headache.

Any chance you can fit me inside a suitcase on your way back? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[kidpokeher]

Seriously. All that coastline and every woman I've met from Australia has been drop dead gorgeous. Are they all that good looking ama0330 or do they just export the good looking ones?

[Jigsaws]

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Seriously. All that coastline and every woman I've met from Australia has been drop dead gorgeous. Are they all that good looking ama0330 or do they just export the good looking ones?

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Bwahahaha. Definitely not every Australian woman is gorgeous. I met a few too many of the wannabe beach bimbo type while I was travelling in South America. Stress *wannabe* there.

Fortunately I also found a few of the more adventurous (and thus fit) types. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

ama: you being Australian makes a ton of sense, somehow.

[Ratamahatta]

ARRRRGGGHH!!!!!!!

Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $92.36
UTG+1: $75.55
Hero: $51.10
Button: $38.88
SB: $75.46
BB: $39.00

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises to $3</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $9</font>, 2 folds, BB calls, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($27.25, 3 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $21</font>, BB folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises all-in $66.55</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero calls all-in $21.1</font>.
Uncalled bets: $24.45 returned to UTG+1.

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($111.45, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $111.45)


River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($111.45, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $111.45)


Results:
Final pot: $111.45
Hero shows Ad Ah
UTG+1 shows Ac 10h

[Jigsaws]

Poker is easy... lalalalala.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

BB ($50)
Hero ($58.80)
MP ($9.50)
CO ($65.05)
Button ($50)
SB ($12.80)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $2</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Button calls $2, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>.

Flop: ($4.75) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $4</font>, Button calls $4.

Turn: ($12.75) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $11</font>, Button calls $11.

River: ($34.75) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $17</font>, Hero calls $17.

Final Pot: $68.75

Results below:
Hero has 7c 7s (three of a kind, sevens).
Button has Ah Td (high card, ace).
Outcome: Hero wins $68.75.

[EMc]

WTF FT?

I all of a sudden cant receive transfers? That makes no [censored] sense.

[Ratamahatta]

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Poker is easy... lalalalala.


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I don't think I can beat 10NL right now. I need to fix my head!

[ajmargarine]

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To everyone: I regret to inform you that Ratahamatta has had an unfortunate accident....

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Pooor Rata. I think he lives in some third world country. Tough to stay out of trouble when you are a balla of his magnitude in a country filled with poverty.

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Rata:

Please address being a ballah in a third world country filled with poverty. Are you treated like royalty everywhere you go?

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img],

--aj

[Ratamahatta]

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To everyone: I regret to inform you that Ratahamatta has had an unfortunate accident....

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Pooor Rata. I think he lives in some third world country. Tough to stay out of trouble when you are a balla of his magnitude in a country filled with poverty.

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Rata:

Please address being a ballah in a third world country filled with poverty. Are you treated like royalty everywhere you go?

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img],

--aj

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Hahaha. I'm not a ballah. This is my 3'rd losing month. I have no idea why I still have money to play pokah and when they come from. And I'm not from third world country. What made you think that?