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Old 04-12-2005, 04:05 PM
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CollegeHumor linked to this yesterday.
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Old 04-12-2005, 06:34 PM
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Default Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

Well, I am a small guy 170lb 5'9" but I do have a 2nd degree blackbelt in karate. I think that it all depends on how spaced out the kids are. If they start off 1 or 2 feet from you in a circle they might have a chance. I don't think that they could take me if they were spaced out 10 feet apart or something like that. They would probably not be able to knock me out...however, if they were motivated by the myterious force that made them fearless, and if they used their mouths as weapons AKA biting...then I would think that 30 kids would cause some serious damage. You would eventually pass out from blood loss from bites. They wouldn't have the strength to actually knock you out. If they were trying to HIT you..well you could probably take out a whole gym full. However if they were just grabbing onto you and biting then you would be screwed. I would say I could comfortably take out 20 fearless biting grappling children that all started no more than 5 feet away from me...probably more, but you always run into those kids that are a suprise...tougher..faster..stronger. Just my 2 cents worth.
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Old 04-12-2005, 07:05 PM
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In a pool I took on 15 11-13 year olds, and they couldn't dunk me under water. I know this is a different situation, but I think the number for your given situation could be fairly high. I'm pretty sure I could take on 2 classrooms of Kindergartners ~50 probably more. The sooner you go on the attack and start dropping them the less chance they have. I think you would have to be the aggressor for sure. On a NBA sized court you should be able to use speed to maneuver around 70 kids? Balance and speed would be critical. They are perfect heighth for knees to the grill. Interesting question. Sorry I missed it the first time.

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Old 04-12-2005, 07:14 PM
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Your average 5 year old weights what? 40 pounds? So figure 15 of them weigh around 600 pounds. If they all swarmed you at once thats alot of weight.

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There is a point where more kids will just have more adverse affect on the other kids than you. If they all tried to get you at once they would start trampling themselves and be doing your work for you. They would have a VERY difficult time of getting me off my feet.

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Old 04-12-2005, 07:17 PM
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Use your knee. drop one and use your speed to move to a less populated area. Target another for your knee. Move to a less populated area. Wash rinse repeat.

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Old 04-12-2005, 07:19 PM
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Your arms would tire and spinning would make you lose balance.

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Old 04-12-2005, 07:25 PM
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I agree. I heard about an 800 pound tiger getting killed by a pack of 30-40 wild dogs.

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How many puppies would it take?

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Old 04-12-2005, 07:35 PM
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Sure, one kid is no problem. How about 5? 10? 15?

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Can more than 3 kids grab a leg without compromising their own effectiveness?

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Old 04-12-2005, 07:48 PM
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I'm sorry, but this is the greatest thread ever.

This had better be part of illunious' thread.

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Old 04-12-2005, 07:59 PM
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A 5 year old is very small. If you wanted to you could jump in the air and land on their head.

I go with at least 40, probably 50.
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