Official JUNE uNL **'`MICROBREW THREAD`'** LC/NC this way...

[goat_beard]

k i give up i just cant win, i stack like 3 ppl in a row look at cashier tab with great anticipation and im breakeven! ZOMG, suicide

[Shizzle12345]

I only like the last hand. Its so obvious hes bluffing there (most of the times at least).

really dont like 1 tho

I would like them all if id know villian is trying to get too many pots.

[kabouter]

I rarely post hands in microbrew, but I rarely meet idiots like this online, but when I do they suckout on me. Sorry for the raw hand format, but no converter available for this pos site.[edit converted it]
I bet the guy was like dude I've got outs [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

IQ "TURBO" Warren Park 0.25/0.50, hand converted by the iPoker Converter at Talking-Poker

Button ($18.46)
SB ($49.50)
BB ($55.84)
UTG ($16.52)
UTG+1 ($46.25)
CO Hero ($60.65)

Preflop: Hero is in the CO with K A
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to 2, Hero raises to 6, 2 folds, BB calls 5.50, 1 fold.

Flop (14.25) A 9 K
BB bets 5, Hero raises to 14, BB raises to 18, Hero raises to 40.65, BB moves all-in for 26.84.

Turn (118.74) Q

River (118.74) Q

BB shows K Q
Hero shows K A

BB wins 118.74 with A fullhouse, Queen's and King's

Odds?
Text results appended to pokerstove.txt

990 games 0.029 secs 34,137 games/sec

Board: Ac 9d Ks
Dead:

equity win tie pots won pots tied
Hand 0: 98.081% 98.08% 00.00% 971 0.00 { AsKc }
Hand 1: 01.919% 01.92% 00.00% 19 0.00 { KhQh }


Obviously he left after this hand... and on top of that I lost my money with casino whoring [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img].

[WHITEBOYAEHS]

LOL ive seen some ''ew'' hands but this one takes the cake... after stuff like this you either have to reload or take a nap

[C4LL4W4Y]

after [censored] like that, I go out and bomb some 280 yard drives. whether or not they go straight, i won't [censored] care.

[kabouter]

Both some nice suggestions (I'm crap at golf though, everyone beats me at it [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] ).
But yeah i reloaded, only to get sucked out on time and time again against shortstacks with their allins (AK vs K7, TT vs 99, AQ vs AT).
Oh well, maybe I'll have some more luck tonight at the casino...
It just irritates me though, because I wanted to start playing 100nl again, but I'm not going to play 100nl after I just lost $100+ at 50nl, that just doesn't feel right (used to do that, but I've changed [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] ).

[21SuicideKing21]

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after [censored] like that, I go out and bomb some 280 yard drives. whether or not they go straight, i won't [censored] care.

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That's so badass. Normally after they leave I take another tilt approach and look up their name to see if they are still playing.

[derosnec]

after a hand like that i load a video game, but then some 5 year old spawn camps me for 45 minutes straight and i end up on more tilt

[WHITEBOYAEHS]

rofl...you guys are too funny but yeah i dont normally tilt much...you just need a br and youre fine...atleast i am

edit: actually after 4 buyins my vpip grows....

[WHITEBOYAEHS]

beat: just got the full tilt slippers and they blow! nobody get them! the fish and chips shirt is cool tho