Official October Thread: General Discussion

[AJFenix]

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does anyone know where the [censored] luego is?

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Last I talked to him he hadn't paid his bills and certain things in his household were turned off.

[aislephive]

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but then again live poker is even worse, rather than playing a slightly boring math based video game, that is more like being paid to sit like a monk putting up with the noise and chaos of incompetent staff and socially retarded degenerates

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This made me lol pretty hard as well.

[DCal Zone]

I need to stop spewing so much. I'm going to start posting hands where I spew. Please berate me and make me feel terrible about being bad at poker, and hopefully that punishment will be enough to reduce the frequency of my spewiness.

So here are a few hands in the past two days in which I have spewed:


POKERSTARS GAME #12386554241: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2007/10/01 - 22:31:02 (ET)
Table 'McVittie II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: paleksander ($1248.50 in chips)
Seat 3: DCal Zone ($1000 in chips)
Seat 4: P2EMplaya ($446.75 in chips)
Seat 5: TheCleaner11 ($2005 in chips)
Seat 6: DerekJC9954 ($1128 in chips)
P2EMplaya: posts small blind $5
TheCleaner11: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DCal Zone [3c 3d]
DerekJC9954: folds
paleksander: raises $25 to $35
DCal Zone: calls $35
P2EMplaya: folds
TheCleaner11: folds
*** FLOP *** [As 8h 2c]
paleksander: bets $65
DCal Zone: raises $125 to $190
paleksander: raises $210 to $400
DCal Zone: raises $565 to $965 and is all-in
paleksander said, "22 or 88?"
paleksander said, "ak here"
paleksander: folds
DCal Zone collected $883 from pot
DCal Zone: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $885 | Rake $2
Board [As 8h 2c]
Seat 1: paleksander folded on the Flop
Seat 3: DCal Zone (button) collected ($883)
Seat 4: P2EMplaya (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: TheCleaner11 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: DerekJC9954 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

POKERSTARS GAME #12403728122: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2007/10/02 - 21:07:05 (ET)
Table 'Desagneauxa II' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Grimstarr ($1999.50 in chips)
Seat 2: DCal Zone ($4527 in chips)
Grimstarr: posts small blind $5
DCal Zone: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DCal Zone [Ad 5h]
Grimstarr: raises $20 to $30
DCal Zone: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [7h 2h 4d]
DCal Zone: checks
Grimstarr: bets $60
DCal Zone: raises $120 to $180
Grimstarr: calls $120
*** TURN *** [7h 2h 4d] [As]
DCal Zone: checks
Grimstarr: bets $310
DCal Zone: calls $310
*** RIVER *** [7h 2h 4d As] [3c]
DCal Zone: checks
Grimstarr: bets $850
DCal Zone: raises $850 to $1700
Grimstarr: calls $629.50 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DCal Zone: shows [Ad 5h] (a straight, Ace to Five)
Grimstarr: shows [5d 6h] (a straight, Three to Seven)
Grimstarr collected $3998.50 from pot
Grimstarr is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3999 | Rake $0.50
Board [7h 2h 4d As 3c]
Seat 1: Grimstarr (button) (small blind) showed [5d 6h] and won ($3998.50) with a straight, Three to Seven
Seat 2: DCal Zone (big blind) showed [Ad 5h] and lost with a straight, Ace to Five

POKERSTARS GAME #12385088165: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2007/10/01 - 21:09:08 (ET)
Table 'McVittie II' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: LightsOut86 ($1292.60 in chips)
Seat 2: sucram4848 ($524 in chips)
Seat 3: DCal Zone ($1204 in chips)
Seat 4: TheCleaner11 ($1000 in chips)
Seat 5: Leatherass9 ($987.75 in chips)
Seat 6: JayBizzle8 ($1204 in chips)
sucram4848: posts small blind $5
DCal Zone: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DCal Zone [Kh Ad]
TheCleaner11: raises $30 to $40
Leatherass9: folds
JayBizzle8: folds
LightsOut86: folds
sucram4848: folds
DCal Zone: raises $100 to $140
TheCleaner11: calls $100
*** FLOP *** [6h Jd 2d]
DCal Zone: bets $190
TheCleaner11: calls $190
*** TURN *** [6h Jd 2d] [9c]
DCal Zone: bets $874 and is all-in
TheCleaner11: calls $670 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [6h Jd 2d 9c] [Td]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DCal Zone: shows [Kh Ad] (high card Ace)
TheCleaner11: shows [2s 2h] (three of a kind, Deuces)
TheCleaner11 collected $2002 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2005 | Rake $3
Board [6h Jd 2d 9c Td]
Seat 1: LightsOut86 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: sucram4848 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: DCal Zone (big blind) showed [Kh Ad] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 4: TheCleaner11 showed [2s 2h] and won ($2002) with three of a kind, Deuces
Seat 5: Leatherass9 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: JayBizzle8 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

POKERSTARS GAME #12398680753: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($3/$6) - 2007/10/02 - 16:24:13 (ET)
Table 'Magaclite' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: WAWA789 ($702.75 in chips)
Seat 2: ---LSH--- ($519.40 in chips)
Seat 3: preposterous ($721.45 in chips)
Seat 5: DCal Zone ($616 in chips)
Seat 6: Alotofaction ($591 in chips)
preposterous: posts small blind $3
DCal Zone: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DCal Zone [Qd 9d]
Alotofaction: folds
WAWA789: folds
---LSH---: folds
preposterous: raises $18 to $24
DCal Zone: calls $18
*** FLOP *** [7c 7h Tc]
preposterous: checks
DCal Zone: bets $36
preposterous: calls $36
*** TURN *** [7c 7h Tc] [Ks]
preposterous: checks
DCal Zone: bets $90
preposterous: calls $90
*** RIVER *** [7c 7h Tc Ks] [6s]
preposterous: checks
DCal Zone: bets $466 and is all-in
preposterous: calls $466
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DCal Zone: shows [Qd 9d] (a pair of Sevens)
preposterous: shows [4d 4c] (two pair, Sevens and Fours)
preposterous collected $1230 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1232 | Rake $2
Board [7c 7h Tc Ks 6s]
Seat 1: WAWA789 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: ---LSH--- (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: preposterous (small blind) showed [4d 4c] and won ($1230) with two pair, Sevens and Fours
Seat 5: DCal Zone (big blind) showed [Qd 9d] and lost with a pair of Sevens
Seat 6: Alotofaction folded before Flop (didn't bet)

POKERSTARS GAME #12387981516: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2007/10/01 - 23:59:59 (ET)
Table 'Victoria IV' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: gmetric ($927.25 in chips)
Seat 2: Vic2010 ($411.75 in chips)
Seat 3: DerekJC9954 ($1530.75 in chips)
Seat 4: IMSAKIDD ($170 in chips)
Seat 5: Alotofaction ($1148 in chips)
Seat 6: DCal Zone ($1210 in chips)
DerekJC9954: posts small blind $5
IMSAKIDD: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DCal Zone [6s 7s]
Alotofaction: raises $20 to $30
DCal Zone: calls $30
gmetric: calls $30
Vic2010: folds
DerekJC9954: folds
IMSAKIDD: folds
*** FLOP *** [6c 7h 8h]
Alotofaction: checks
DCal Zone: bets $70
gmetric: raises $150 to $220
Alotofaction: calls $220
DCal Zone: raises $960 to $1180 and is all-in
gmetric: calls $677.25 and is all-in
Alotofaction: calls $898 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [6c 7h 8h] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [6c 7h 8h 2h] [Jh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Alotofaction: shows [Th 9h] (a straight flush, Seven to Jack)
DCal Zone: mucks hand
Alotofaction collected $441.50 from side pot
gmetric: mucks hand
Alotofaction collected $2793.75 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3238.25 Main pot $2793.75. Side pot $441.50. | Rake $3
Board [6c 7h 8h 2h Jh]
Seat 1: gmetric mucked [3h 4h]
Seat 2: Vic2010 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: DerekJC9954 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: IMSAKIDD (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Alotofaction showed [Th 9h] and won ($3235.25) with a straight flush, Seven to Jack
Seat 6: DCal Zone mucked [6s 7s]

POKERSTARS GAME #12386725127: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2007/10/01 - 22:40:43 (ET)
Table 'Klymene IV' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: paleksander ($1437 in chips)
Seat 2: DerekJC9954 ($1000 in chips)
Seat 3: non5ense ($1550.55 in chips)
Seat 4: qwertio ($728 in chips)
Seat 5: DCal Zone ($1414 in chips)
non5ense: posts small blind $5
qwertio: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DCal Zone [Jh Js]
DCal Zone: raises $30 to $40
paleksander: raises $80 to $120
DerekJC9954: folds
non5ense: folds
qwertio: folds
DCal Zone: calls $80
*** FLOP *** [Qd Kc Ts]
DCal Zone: checks
paleksander: bets $185
DCal Zone: raises $305 to $490
paleksander: raises $827 to $1317 and is all-in
DCal Zone: calls $804 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Qd Kc Ts] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [Qd Kc Ts Th] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DCal Zone: shows [Jh Js] (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
paleksander: shows [Kd Ks] (a full house, Kings full of Tens)
paleksander collected $2841 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2843 | Rake $2
Board [Qd Kc Ts Th 8d]
Seat 1: paleksander showed [Kd Ks] and won ($2841) with a full house, Kings full of Tens
Seat 2: DerekJC9954 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: non5ense (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: qwertio (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: DCal Zone showed [Jh Js] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Tens

[JKratzer]

those don't look that bad to me

probably not a good sign

[SEABEAST]

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does anyone know where the [censored] luego is?

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Last I talked to him he hadn't paid his bills and certain things in his household were turned off.

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lmao

[creative]

POKERSTARS GAME #12387981516: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2007/10/01 - 23:59:59 (ET)
Table 'Victoria IV' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: gmetric ($927.25 in chips)
Seat 2: Vic2010 ($411.75 in chips)
Seat 3: DerekJC9954 ($1530.75 in chips)
Seat 4: IMSAKIDD ($170 in chips)
Seat 5: Alotofaction ($1148 in chips)
Seat 6: DCal Zone ($1210 in chips)
DerekJC9954: posts small blind $5
IMSAKIDD: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DCal Zone [6s 7s]
Alotofaction: raises $20 to $30
DCal Zone: calls $30
gmetric: calls $30
Vic2010: folds
DerekJC9954: folds
IMSAKIDD: folds
*** FLOP *** [6c 7h 8h]
Alotofaction: checks
DCal Zone: bets $70
gmetric: raises $150 to $220
Alotofaction: calls $220
DCal Zone: raises $960 to $1180 and is all-in
gmetric: calls $677.25 and is all-in
Alotofaction: calls $898 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [6c 7h 8h] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [6c 7h 8h 2h] [Jh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Alotofaction: shows [Th 9h] (a straight flush, Seven to Jack)
DCal Zone: mucks hand
Alotofaction collected $441.50 from side pot
gmetric: mucks hand
Alotofaction collected $2793.75 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3238.25 Main pot $2793.75. Side pot $441.50. | Rake $3
Board [6c 7h 8h 2h Jh]
Seat 1: gmetric mucked [3h 4h]
Seat 2: Vic2010 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: DerekJC9954 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: IMSAKIDD (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Alotofaction showed [Th 9h] and won ($3235.25) with a straight flush, Seven to Jack
Seat 6: DCal Zone mucked [6s 7s]

lmao that one is pretty bad

[AJFenix]

Yeah.

[Jay Riall]

Fold the flop in the 67 hand or see a turn?

[creative]

its hard to say w/o being results oriented but i cant see a single hand that AOA is cold calling with that doesnt have dcal horrifically murdered

[AJFenix]

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Fold the flop in the 67 hand or see a turn?

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With AoA in there check/calling a bet/raise as PFR definitely just fold flop.