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Old 04-01-2007, 09:53 AM
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Default Re: lol kyro has a date

This is all pretty funny. Maybe I should put up some posts like this some day. Seems we are runny on the same kind of streak eventhough I'm not really trying as actively as you are :P
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Old 04-01-2007, 01:29 PM
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"hey, can I call you tomorrow" instead of "give me your number, bitch"

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"why don't you give me your number, and I will call you tomorrow"

Works better than "Can I call you tomorrow", 'Sure', "Ok give me your number", 'No'.

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It will only work better for girls that aren't worth it. If someone is really that petty, I want nothing to do with her.
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Old 04-01-2007, 01:35 PM
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So I'm 0/2.

Went out to a party to see some of my other friends, and one of my good friend's little sister came along. He's in Arizona right now with the marines, so I called him up and in the creepiest voice I could think of and left a message saying I was taking goooooood care of her.

So anyways, we go to this party and she's really cute and nice and all and I once again pick the girl with the boyfriend to hit on.

Let's go for 3 tonight!
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Old 04-01-2007, 06:30 PM
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Maybe next time ask for a threesome?
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Old 04-01-2007, 11:17 PM
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kyro stick with the 17 year old girls.

they never say no

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Old 04-02-2007, 03:19 AM
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Bobo is in love and doesn't know what to do [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 04-02-2007, 03:21 AM
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Bobo is in love and doesn't know what to do [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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ask him to try it
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Old 04-02-2007, 03:43 AM
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Bobo is in love and doesn't know what to do [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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write him an anonymous love letter

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Old 04-02-2007, 04:13 AM
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Bobo is in love and doesn't know what to do [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Step 1: Unplug computer
Step 2: ??????????????
Step 3: Profit
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Old 04-03-2007, 08:54 PM
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the person she was there with that i knew, told me that i should definitely ask for her number because they took her out to meet some guys.

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I have since found out that she has a boyfriend

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1) Her boyfriend should be very afraid of her friends

2) Apparently, so should you.....

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Ugh, the best part is, after I "thanked" the mutual friend for trying to set me up with someone who was taken, she said "yeah, but he lives far away. You never know."

In other words, she gave me a large sieve to try and collect water. Much obliged.
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