Never Trust Anyone

[Sponger.]

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.... You dumb [censored]!!!

EVEN IF you're story were true.... considering the details YOU did give.... you were the one who gave me your password and signed me on!!! THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO!! HA HA HA

FUNNY TO SEE HOW DESPERATE YOU ARE. NOT BUSTO??? GEEEEEEE..... I WONDER.

Now... I question all... what kind of an idiot would do that? You all think Mark is such an amazing brilliant poker player and I'm a lying bitch, so why would an amazing brilliant poker player give a lying bitch his password and tell her to play 10-20. hmmmmmmm.......

NOW, maybe just maybe... you might consider the fact that he was right there!!!

Or maybe not. Let's see another 1000 pages from now. Eh?

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If you look closely you can see Brandi on one side and everyone who has ever played poker on the other.

[Gamboholik]

Brandi,

Happy Holidays! PM me to recieve your gift.

-Jeff

[DanS]

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Oh well... Here's the real deal. NOW you can really think I'm a bitch... IF MARK had not been sitting right there with me, being as broke as I am, I would have transfered the money into my OWN account. THERE YOU HAVE IT.


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Assuming this is actually Brandi... You just admitted that a dude who bought you a plane ticket and helped you out, you'd have robbed him blind if you had a chance. I'm undecided on newhizzle, he's at the very least being somewhat a tool, but you on the other hand have no redeeming value.

My only disappoint is that you still have $20. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find a new guy to get over on within a week, you filthy skank.

[Mr.JR]

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I can assure you, it never happened and that I still have no money. I spent $20. And still have $23. I interviewed for some jobs, but won't hear back till next week.

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$23 can buy a few microwaveble Turkey Dinners.

Merry Christmas.

[jah7_fsu1]

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.... You dumb [censored]!!!

EVEN IF you're story were true.... considering the details YOU did give.... you were the one who gave me your password and signed me on!!! THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO!! HA HA HA

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Wow...this is a new level of insanity. You've actually lost your mind more and more as this thread goes on, I'm loving every minute of it. What will this be like 4 replies from now? "Ahahaha, all the attention MINE. Mark HAHA, Liar HA HA Nothing HA HA Sexual Assualt haha LOL LOL LOL?"

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Now... I question all... what kind of an idiot would do that? You all think Mark is such an amazing brilliant poker player and I'm a lying bitch, so why would an amazing brilliant poker player give a lying bitch his password and tell her to play 10-20. hmmmmmmm.......

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Uhmm, because he didn't know you were a lying bitch and thought you were at least decent at poker? He didn't think you could lose that much in a time frame at 10/20...and then didn't worry when you told him how much you were up? His poker ability has nothing to do with this, he probably trusted that you wouldn't go nuts on his account (wrong) and that you were ok at poker and couldn't lose that much at this level (wrong.)

[punkass]

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I can assure you, it never happened and that I still have no money. I spent $20. And still have $23. I interviewed for some jobs, but won't hear back till next week.

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$20 for the toaster huh? I hope you got a good one. I wouldn't want you to spend half of your monies on a crappy toaster. That would suck.

[Beavis68]

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Why's Daniel Negraenu on SNL?

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under appreciated post of the year.

[jaybizzle]

This thread is 2+2's best kept secret. I can't believe I just found it. The word must not get out.

[scorer]

i agree great thread, however, there is one in OOP about a guy asking how to hit his girl in the back door..lol

[pokulator]

Brandi Got Run Over by a Reindeer



Brandi got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from the store Christmas eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as justice,
But as for me and the captain, we believe.

She’d been trying to buy a frozen dinner
But the store said no shirts, no shoes, no ho’s
so she packed up her 23 dollars
And stumbled out the door into the snow

When they found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
“I will fly one day” was written in blood,
and there only was some toast in her backpack.

Brandi got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from the store Christmas eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as justice,
But as for me and the captain, we believe.

Now we’re all so proud of hizzle,
Everyone here says he has a pure soul.
But, I don’t think he’s learned his lesson,
Seen drinkin' beer and playin' cards with Anna Nicole.

It's not Christmas without Brandi.
All the poker world is in the black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Who’s else will let me put my penis on her back?

Brandi got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from the store Christmas eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as justice,
But as for me and the captain, we believe.