Female on Paxil, Things have changed - Page 44

Blarg · #**431** 03-30-2006, 03:22 AM

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Doc,

What school do you go to? How about we make a wager on who bangs this chick first, you or me?

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LOL, but I feel bad for laughing.

bonds25 · #**432** 03-30-2006, 03:24 AM

I think you have a better chance of banging her even without knowing which school.

ChipWrecked · #**433** 03-30-2006, 03:25 AM

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This is the kind of story that warms my heart.

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Hey, whatever works.

Clarkmeister · #**434** 03-30-2006, 03:34 AM

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Doc,

What school do you go to? How about we make a wager on who bangs this chick first, you or me?

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$100 on The Diablo providing no one alerts the target there is money riding on this.

bonds25 · #**435** 03-30-2006, 03:37 AM

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Doc,

What school do you go to? How about we make a wager on who bangs this chick first, you or me?

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$100 on The Diablo providing no one alerts the target there is money riding on this.

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I think he has a better chance if she does know, she will [censored] El D just to play more heads games with Doc.

Blarg · #**436** 03-30-2006, 03:39 AM

I think Doc will f*ck El Diablo before he f*cks the girl.

HubertCumberdale · #**437** 03-30-2006, 03:55 AM

You're killing me, Smalls!

zephed · #**438** 03-30-2006, 05:04 AM

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If you act like a man, she will moisten.

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I love it.

el_confused · #**439** 03-30-2006, 09:24 AM

"Can I do something devious like kiss you".

hahahahahahahahahahaa

el_confused · #**440** 03-30-2006, 09:31 AM

Doc,

The other posters have overlooked a certain aspect of your relationship with this fine young lady, and that is her parents. While they seem to like you for going to the hospital and watching The Wheel of Fortune with them I dont think that you've done enough to woo them. Everyone knows that a girl wants her soul mate to have her parents approval. What I would do is go over to her house when she is not around and try to spend more time with her parents. Maybe you can bring a half finished bird house over and you and her dad can work on it in the toolshed. You should drop in some lines about how you are smart and disease free and that you respect their daughter alot. Then ask her mother if she has any good baby pictures. Chances are you will end up seeing her naked. Ask her mom about what her daughter thinks is the handsomest back street boy, then google his name and try to dress like him.