Cheating on your wife

[RunyonAve]

Everyone stopped because screwing with a energetic miget can't be topped.

[Paulie Walnuts]

If anyone can top OP's nailin' a midget story I would love to hear it. Or any other time you got layed that stands out above all the rest.

[tiger_hall]

why would you make a post boasting that you cheat on ur wife??
this makes no sense to me... we all think ur an a-hole what else do u want?

[ceire]

live life to the full m8 keep up the good work just dont tell her thats the biggest mistake

[lostsoul]

Why not? Not everyone here thinks I am a a-hole. If u do great. Good for u.

Besides half of u on here has a gimmick account. Most have five or six screen names. No spouse knows them all.

It doesn't even have to be cheating it can be anytype of messed up sex u have had. Have known of u live? I know some of u have some good stories out there.

[lostsoul]

here is another on I have a few minutes to kill


This one happened a couple of years ago it was the middle of july and I was in Fl. for work. So hot as hell. I actually had a roomate this trip so I didn't think I was going to get a chance for anything to happen. He went outone night we were there so I hoped on the chat lines. Wel I got talking to one girl She was ready to go but she had two teenagers at home so no go there. I had no idea when my partner would be back so scrap my room. She said she knew of a place to go. So I meet her at a walmart parking lot. She is ok looking. Decent body and nice looking face. She hops in with me in my truck and we head off down the road. She directs me to park with alot of softball fields and old soccer fields. The soccer fields hadn't been in use for a few years because the grass was really high and the trees hid everything. So we headed back over there. Well we park and I lay out a blanket it, because she said there wasn't enough room in the truck. Whatever I can sweat for alittle bit for some ass. So we are we out of the way and we start making out in front of the truck. The trees and the truck were blocking everything sso no one could see a thing. I start to remove her clothes and the sweat is pouring off of her. Alright she smells alittle bad but I know I am not inthe best of shape so I don't care. Well we get completely nude and she gives me alittle head which is really good. She says now that I need to go down on her sense she did on me. I said I never knew that was part of the deal? She goes well u have to warm me up some. So i figure kiss all around down there but not to actually eat her out. Just kiss around and finger her. Well I lay her down and I kiss down there and it smelt like a locker room. Just nasty. My dick shunk up and hid. I don't even las a sec. I stop and pull away. She goes what's the matter. I go I thought I heard something. I go back up and kiss her. I am trying to think if I really want to mess with her or not now. She reaches down and starts to rub on my dick again. She goes"what happened?" I said "the noise scared him" She went" I will make it better" then she started to suck me off again. It was better this time so I figured why not. I told her to put a condom on me. She rolled one down with her mouth. That was really nice. She climbs up and starts to ride me. I roll her on her back and start to pound it in her as hard as I can. About two sec's into it a bee stings me in the ass. I stop for a split sec and then continue. About a minute later it happens again. Needless to say I got stung about 6 more times before I just said [censored] it and faked to be done with it all. We got dressed and got back in the truck. I look up and see there is a bee hive in the tree we were right below. On the drive back I asked her if she was up for some more fun. She said " u didn't have nough back there?" of course I hadn't I faked I told her "I was thinking about how good it felt when u were giving me head earlier and how good u are at it." She smiled at me and I finally saw that she only had about 6 teeth total. Well she reach over and gave me a [censored] to finish me off on the drive to drop her off. I can't even imagine how rank I was at that point, plus the lube from the condom is never good tasting from what I have been told. Oh well I did have to sleep on my stomach and sit on a pillow for the next few days because my ass was swollen.

[75s]

so this one freaky hoe I danced with at the club is like you wanna come by and have a good time, I really like to get freaky...me being the man that i am, went to her condo on the double
So she pours me some wine and I walk close and rub her ass putting my hand up her little black dress.
We sip as a I fondle her then she takes me in to the bedroom lifts off her skirt the lies on the floor with her panties and says I want you to shiite on mer. I'm like huh? I figure she means she just want to keep it casual so i'm like "sure", thinking we don't have to talk after I'll just go when were done. So take off my pants, and start rubbing my ck and putting a condom on. Anyway, she leans up and ask me if I'm having trouble...I'm hard as a rock atm thinking, damn does it look like i'm having trouble. So just before I ask her what she means, she grabs my ass cheeks and sticks 2 fingers inside saying, that should help it come out. I'm like ohhhh, ohhhh...ok I see what you were askin. But I'm squirming trying to hold back the load asking what am i supposed to do after...she's holding me saying don't worry i'll clean it off and suck you off real nice. Do it on my chest. She take off her bra and I just think wat nice c cups, [censored] on them would be gross.
So after I shiite on the broad. She moans "yesssss daddy" for a bit then goes and wipes it off in the br. I'm frantic looking for a napkin or tissue to wipe my crack and thinking about leaving...but she comes back with her panties off and in her hand and wipes my ass with them, sniffs them, then blows me like you wouldn't believe....
<font color="white">paraphrased from Biggie </font>

[lostsoul]

Alright......Thats a start.

I haven't done that yet. I did have a girl that liked it when I pissed on her and in her mouth.

[delaware99]

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Alright......Thats a start.

I haven't done that yet. I did have a girl that liked it when I pissed on her and in her mouth.

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If that is the start i am scared of what will come next.

[lostsoul]

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Alright......Thats a start.

I haven't done that yet. I did have a girl that liked it when I pissed on her and in her mouth.

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If that is the start i am scared of what will come next.

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What about u? u seem to be pushing this as much as I have. I have shared alot of stories, but I haven't read any by u yet though?