SSNL [cheese] thread: JULY (nc) - Page 43

Pokey · #**421** 07-21-2006, 08:09 PM

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omg u lost 19 big blinds to a runner runner..THE AGONY!!!!!

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Whatev. I believe I mentioned that it was my favorite of my losses. I didn't say it was the biggest, or the only, loss I had. I found it particularly nasty not for the size of the pot but for the method of losing. If you can't handle that, perhaps you shouldn't read the thread that is specifically earmarked for useless chat.

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seriously tho man i dont know what ur going to do when u hit a REAL downswing that last for 80k hands

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If I ever had a downswing that lasted for 80k hands, I'd have to learn how to play poker, because nobody who loses for 80k hands straight knows what they are doing.

The odds that a player who wins at just 5 PTBB/100 would have a breakeven stretch that lasted 80k hands are less than 0.25%.

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Enough of that nonsense. On to more fun stuff. After moving down in stakes, things got quickly back to normal. No more unlucky hands for me!

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $58.30
CO: $410.50
Button: $63.70
SB: $7
Pokey: $141.90

Pre-flop: (5 players) Pokey is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG raises to $3, CO calls, Button folds, SB calls, Pokey raises to $18, UTG folds, CO calls, SB calls all-in $4.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($46, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: $24, Sidepot 1: $22)
Pokey bets $40, CO raises all-in $392.5, Pokey calls all-in $83.9.
Uncalled bets: $268.6 returned to CO.

Pokey showed K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
CO showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
SB showed 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Sweeeeet.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($293.8, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: $24, Sidepot 1: $269.8)

*sigh*

River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($293.8, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: $24, Sidepot 1: $269.8)

Results:
Final pot: $293.8 to some idiot who wasn't me.

cbloom · #**422** 07-21-2006, 08:29 PM

I know this isn't that bad of a beat, but I figured for sure we were splitting on the turn and I had a freeroll with the clubs. I guess not...

No Limit Hold'em Ring Game (6 max) , 6 players
Blinds : $1/$2

Stacks:
Hero : $200
MP : $200.51
CO : $179.35
Button : $287.05
SB : $508.70
BB : $287.85

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Hero raises to $7, 3 folds, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($21, 3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $16, SB calls, BB folds.

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($53, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $40, SB raises to $80, Hero raises to $177 (all-in), SB calls ($97).

River: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($407, 2 players)

Results: (final pot $407)
Hero shows T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (Straight)
SB wins $404 with 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (Full House)

younghov17 · #**423** 07-21-2006, 08:51 PM

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omg u lost 19 big blinds to a runner runner..THE AGONY!!!!!

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Whatev. I believe I mentioned that it was my favorite of my losses. I didn't say it was the biggest, or the only, loss I had. I found it particularly nasty not for the size of the pot but for the method of losing. If you can't handle that, perhaps you shouldn't read the thread that is specifically earmarked for useless chat.

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seriously tho man i dont know what ur going to do when u hit a REAL downswing that last for 80k hands

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If I ever had a downswing that lasted for 80k hands, I'd have to learn how to play poker, because nobody who loses for 80k hands straight knows what they are doing.

The odds that a player who wins at just 5 PTBB/100 would have a breakeven stretch that lasted 80k hands are less than 0.25%.

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haha this is the most ignorant post i have ever seen [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

younghov17 · #**424** 07-21-2006, 08:52 PM

pokey plz go challenge HEK, ggbman, and some other high high stakes players to a heads up freezeout, they have no idea what they are doing so u cant possibly lose

lorez · #**425** 07-21-2006, 09:26 PM

Sorry I'm late to this. I need somewhere to gloat and I felt that this hand was similar to when a Zen novice realises the answer to the koan about one hand clapping. This was an epiphany about the logic of 2+2 SSNL and made my transition from limit that one step further.

Ultimate Bet
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10./$0.25.
10 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (10 players) Hero is CO with 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG raises to $1, UTG+1 calls, 3 folds, MP3 calls, Hero calls, 3 folds.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($4.35, 4 players)
UTG bets $5, 2 folds, Hero raises to $19.7, UTG raises all-in $23.75, Hero calls.

Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($51.85, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $51.85)

River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($51.85, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $51.85)

Results:
Final pot: $51.85

mosuavea · #**426** 07-21-2006, 09:34 PM

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yo,

finally got AIM. dbitel2p2

add me

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Db,

Welcome to 1995.

That is all.

Dan Bitel · #**427** 07-21-2006, 09:40 PM

mos,

I stand by my claim that MSN is better, but Isura kept bullying me [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

NewUser2006 · #**428** 07-21-2006, 09:41 PM

This just about sums up my July.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (5 handed) internettexasholdem.com

SB ($133.50)
BB ($30.85)
UTG ($97)
MP ($23.90)
Hero ($109.85)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $0.50.
UTG raises to $3, 1 fold, Hero raises to $8, 2 folds, UTG calls $5.

Flop: ($17.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG bets $11, Hero raises to $26, UTG calls $15.

Turn: ($69.50) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $40, Villain goes all in for $23 more, Hero calls $23.

River: ($132.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $132.50

Results in white below: 
UTG has Kd Kh (three of a kind, kings).
Hero has As Ad (one pair, aces).
Outcome: UTG wins $132.50.

NewUser2006 · #**429** 07-21-2006, 10:01 PM

And the beat goes on.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

UTG ($165.82)
MP ($102.80)
Hero ($188.65)
Button ($98.50)
SB ($141.01)
BB ($100)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $0.50.
UTG raises to $2, 1 fold, Hero calls $2, 1 fold, SB (poster) calls $1.50, 1 fold.

Flop: ($7) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB bets $5, UTG raises to $10, Hero raises to $30, SB folds, UTG calls $20.

Turn: ($72) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG bets $1, Hero calls $1.

River: ($74) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG bets $30, Hero folds.

Final Pot: $104

Results in white below: 
UTG doesn't show.
Outcome: UTG wins $104.

EMc · #**430** 07-21-2006, 10:48 PM

dbitknob,

Its about damn time.