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just call her and see what happens. less thought, more action.

don't trip over the details of "when should I call her?" and "what happens if she is busy?" Just be yourself, talk to her, and ask her out. Nothing to lose and nothing to stress over.

Call. Conquer. Report.

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TY OOT. Got a date set for Monday evening after she's off work. And I'm still pretty sure I couldn't have gone wrong there, she seems to dig me.

[Brian]

All,

Thanks for the advice/encouragement/etc. I figured this older chick wanted me pretty bad but prolly wouldn't have had the balls to go for it w/o El D and ScottyP backing me. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

She sent me her # in some sort of riddle, e.g. "first digit is number of fingers on your hand, second is a number used in golf", etc. I called her just now. Convo went something like this:

Her: this is Lisa
Me: uh is this an answering machine?
Her: nope
Me: oh that's good. well i had a crack team of scientists working on your riddle 'round the clock, we finally managed to break it, via trial and error. had a bunch of wrong numbers so far
Her: *laugh* *freaking chat for an hour*
Me: so want to do something cliche like get coffee/drinks sometime?
Her: i'd love to!

So it's on for Tuesday.

Meanwhile, the date today went alright I guess. A refresher pic:



But, she really looks nothing like that. Her hair is shoulder-length and dark, and well she looks more like a woman not wearing a pull-over. Nothing spectacular, 'round a 5.5 or so.

We had scheduled to meet at 4:30 P.M. in some grocery store parking lot. She tried to bump it up a few times, even called at 3:30 P.M. and said she was ready whenever, but I remained strong and said 4:30.

I pull up next to her truck, and tell her to go ahead and get in my car and we'll leave her truck there. She's wearing a green top of some sort, no cleavage exposed, and jeans. I ask her if that's the provacative outfit she had referred to in some text msgs, she says, "No, I figured that's more of a 4th or 5th date type of thing."

I had planned to just go back to my place and watch TV/make out/have sex, but it seemed a bit early in the day for that so I asked her what she felt up to doing. She had just gotten off of work and had told me before that she would be tired, so she said "Anything is fine." So I drove us over to Putt-Putt Golf.

We played a game there, and she began probing me with some questions/talking about her ex-BF. This would become a trend throughout the night. Lots of "[censored] tests" I believe they are called, well later on. It started off with stuff like, "SO i hardly know anything about you, tell me more about you etc." Apparently her ex-BF was a gamer and "spent too much $ on games", and she half-jokingly said that if I still played Magic: the Gathering then I wouldn't have made it to a 2nd date. Whatever. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

I'm starting to bore myself here, so I'll kick things up a notch. We wound up back at my place, on my bed, watching The Big Lebowski. Not sure if this is interesting to read but just gonna paste a chat I had w/ TimM. For any tl;dr, if you just want the her on top riding me w/ clothes on stuff, skip to the first bold line:

[21:42] Brian: anywho
[21:42] Brian: so we're on the bed watching big lebowski
[21:42] Brian: shes still cold so i get up to turn off A/C
[21:42] Brian: she says "wel how about you just come closer"
[21:42] Brian: so we continue movie with her laying on me
[21:42] Brian: shes rubbing me gradually at first
[21:42] Brian: starts with just one of her fingers moving
[21:43] Brian: i let her continue till she finally took my hand
[21:43] Brian: so yeah heavy buying signals
[21:43] Brian: movie ends, i turn off TV
[21:43] Brian: whole time tho
[21:43] Brian: she was [censored] testing me
[21:43] Brian: "so you bring all your dates back to your bed on the 2nd date?
[21:43] Brian: and she kept saying it was awkward for her
[21:43] Brian: her first "date" since she broke up with last BF
[21:43] Brian: ex BF was one of the main topics of the night
[21:43] Brian: she still has heavy feelings for hime tc.
[21:43] Brian: so anywho
[21:43] Brian: back to the bedroom
[21:43] Brian: off goes the TV
[21:43] Brian: lights were already out
[21:43] TimM: yeah i think thats time for you to back off a bit
[21:44] Brian: yeah
[21:44] Brian: i mean i dont feel anything
[21:44] Brian: for this chick
[21:44] Brian: just wanna bone rofl
[21:44] Brian: but anywho
[21:44] Brian: im gettin to the juicy part
[21:44] Brian: so i turn towards her, pitch black
[21:44] Brian: we chat up close for a bit
[21:44] Brian: shes slowly moving in closer to me
[21:44] Brian: rubbing her nose on mine
[21:44] Brian: i feel the tension building
[21:44] Brian: it had been building whole time
[21:45] Brian: she wnated me to kiss her so bad
[21:45] Brian: so i did [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
[21:45] Brian: we made out a bit
[21:45] Brian: hot and heavy
[21:45] Brian: i roll over on top of her
[21:45] Brian: shes thrusting her hips
[21:45] Brian: then
[21:45] Brian: she starts crying
[21:45] Brian: lol
[21:45] TimM: whoa
[21:45] TimM: wtf
[21:45] Brian: "i cant be doing this"
[21:45] Brian: "yeah me either" *continue kissing*
[21:45] Brian: "no really, i cant be doing this"
[21:45] Brian: *crying*
[21:45] TimM: man wtf
[21:45] Brian: rofl
[21:45] TimM: you go back to kissing?
[21:45] Brian: her: im so sorry
[21:46] TimM: whats wrong w you
[21:46] TimM: lol
[21:46] Brian: rofl
[21:46] Brian: me: hah its ok
[21:46] Brian: ? [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
[21:46] Brian: so i back off
[21:46] Brian: she comes over to cuddle
[21:46] Brian: she starts talkin
[21:46] Brian: all this BS you know
[21:46] Brian: i mean im sure its genuine
[21:46] TimM: anti [censored] defense
[21:46] Brian: shes 18, BF broke it off w/ her recently
[21:46] Brian: eh maybe
[21:46] Brian: i dunno
[21:46] Brian: guess i have a hard time
[21:47] Brian: seeing a girl i actually know
[21:47] Brian: as one of those syndromes
[21:47] Brian: i mean i hope thats it but
[21:47] Brian: im trying to remember tidbits
[21:47] TimM: did she explain
[21:47] TimM: why she "cant be doing this?"
[21:47] Brian: her: so yeah, we talked about this before, but just making sure...
[21:47] Brian: her: i'm not looking for anything serious, you arent either right?
[21:47] Brian: me: yeah just dating you know
[21:47] Brian: yeah i mean the jist of it
[21:47] Brian: only guy she has ever been w/
[21:47] Brian: is ex BF
[21:48] Brian: and im the first guy shes dated since him
[21:48] Brian: and apparently they took their relationship really fast
[21:48] Brian: at hte start
[21:48] Brian: i didnt pry too much
[21:48] Brian: i was like, alright, shutting off
[21:48] Brian: she wants me to hold her tho
[21:48] Brian: and shes like yeah, this feels nice
[21:48] Brian: so me = emotional sponge i suppose
[21:48] Brian: but then she comes back over
[21:48] Brian: and we make out again
[21:48] Brian: first makeout round, 15 m
[21:49] Brian: this time, 10m
[21:49] Brian: she doesnt ask me to back off this time tho
[21:49] Brian: i just slow it down cause i know im not getting any
[21:49] Brian: but was having fun so
[21:49] TimM: yeah
[21:49] Brian: i felt up her boobies a bit
[21:49] Brian: then we talk some more
[21:49] Brian: i share stuff about Renee
[21:49] Brian: w/e
[21:49] Brian: then we start making out again
[21:49] Brian: and this time
[21:49] Brian: she hops right on top
[21:49] Brian: starts griding my dick
[21:49] Brian: well it started out we were on the side
[21:49] Brian: and just so happened i was like laying on her hand
[21:49] Brian: and my dick was pressing into it
[21:50] Brian: and she cupped it a bit
[21:50] TimM: =-O
[21:50] Brian: then tho she pushes me back
[21:50] Brian: and hops on top
[21:50] Brian: wish i couldve unhooked the bra
[21:50] TimM: wtf
[21:50] TimM: is with this girl
[21:50] Brian: but she lifts it up
[21:50] Brian: and i suck her titties
[21:50] Brian: i already had her belt undone
[21:50] Brian: i go for the pants
[21:50] Brian: "no i really cant"
[21:50] Brian: so im like well
[21:50] Brian: im hungry
[21:50] Brian: and she already said she couldnt join me for dinner
[21:51] Brian: so shes like , yeah i 'll let you get some food
[21:51] Brian: i say, "ok you first" (to get up)
[21:51] Brian: she says, "alright" and hops right off
[21:51] Brian: her: yeah women dont have the same problem as men
[21:51] Brian: me: oh so you arent excited at all?
[21:51] Brian: her: we dont have to do anything about it
[21:51] Brian: lies obvv
[21:51] TimM: lol
[21:52] Brian: so drove her back to her car
[21:52] Brian: The End
[21:52] Brian: kissed goodnight in car
[21:52] Brian: i dont plan to call her
[21:52] Brian: and
[21:52] Brian: not really sure what i should do when she calls me
[21:52] TimM: do you think she just needs more time?
[21:52] Brian: i think i dont give a [censored]
[21:52] Brian: lol
[21:52] Brian: what she needs
[21:52] TimM: well, i mean if you dont care whatever
[21:52] Brian: i wanna bone her but
[21:52] Brian: im trying to remember tidbits
[21:52] Brian: she was always so concerned
[21:53] Brian: whenever i made a move
[21:53] Brian: "Whats wrong???"
[21:53] Brian: if i breathed funny
[21:53] Brian: shed look at me
[21:53] Brian: this is during movie
[21:53] Brian: and she went on and on about her ex BF
[21:53] TimM: weird
[21:53] Brian: and i was like, so are you gonna wait for him forever?
[21:53] Brian: her: ooh, you sounded concerned
[21:53] Brian: her: well im here with you arent i? and we just made out twice
[21:53] Brian: her: why do you ask?
[21:53] Brian: me: just curious
[21:53] Brian: meh
[21:53] TimM: wtf is that
[21:54] Brian: lol
[21:54] Brian: every girl
[21:54] TimM: how could she not know why you are asking?
[21:54] Brian: i have ever dated
[21:54] Brian: is like this
[21:54] Brian: girls are different
[21:54] Brian: nowadays
[21:54] Brian: the young ones i guess
[21:54] TimM: talk more to the older one?
[21:54] Brian: maybe i push her?
[21:54] TimM: 37yo?
[21:54] Brian: when she msgs me again
[21:54] Brian: or calls me
[21:54] Brian: "yeah hey, i think you need some time to get over your ex"
[21:54] TimM: fine
[21:55] TimM: you caught her at a bad time, not your fault
[21:55] Brian: hah
[21:55] Brian: just like Cacey
[21:55] Brian: just like them all
[21:55] Brian: "bad time"

So yeah, pretty much, if this girl isn't looking for a long term relationship, and she isn't looking for a [censored], then I'm either gonna be her emotional sponge or gonna have to push. I'm gonna try for the push, but I imagine it will go down like this:

*ring ring*

Her: hey what's up?
Me: oh hey nothin
Her: so when we meetin up again?
Me: yeah well about that, i think you probably need some more time to get over your ex
Her: aw but I want to see you again
Me: *gives in*

[img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

-Brian

[vginaman]

Brian,

If I'm reading this right:

In two dates with a total stranger you've made out twice, she's let you grab suck [censored] and she's sort of cupped your package.

You have to give it a round three. After that, you're free to bail but it's a shame to put in that work all for naught. Chicks aren't stupid, they know you've put in the time and they will reward the effort. If she hems and haws before giving you date number three, by all means bail. But if she's up for it, should be a layup if your recap/my comprehension is at all accurate.

Damn, I wish they had Myspace 10 years agao.

[miajag]

Brian, how do you get this endless stream of dates? I was really feeling confident after going out with that chick a month ago but I have been 0-for-like 500 since then. Any suggestions?

[kyleb]

Brian,

Give it one more shot. You have to!

[IggyWH]

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As for the girl's number, I would wait around 3 days after receiving it, and then call her around 8pm. If you get a voicemail, do not leave a message. Instead send her an email saying "hey, I tried to call you tonight, but no answer."

That girl who sent boobs and full nude makes little sense. I'd say that's either a hooker or a dude goofin on you. But I've never done the online dating scene so maybe I'm way off.

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1)These Myspace bitches aren't like someone you meet out at a bar. They want to talk so they gibve you their number because it's easier to have a conversation over the phone than messaging back and forth on Myspace. Therefore, I don't see the need for a time limit.

2)Horrible advice on the phone call exchange you gave. You got to play the bitches game.

Most girls will not answer their phone when you call for the first time. They don't know the number and don't want to answer for someone they don't know who it is beforehand.

You MUST leave a message. Just say who it is and say that you'll try calling her later. Don't even bother telling her to call you back and wait on that because she won't call.

I suggest then giving her a call the next day.

Chicks might also text message you after the first call. Use that as an invitation to call and they will answer.

[Brian]

vginaman,

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But if she's up for it, should be a layup if your recap/my comprehension is at all accurate.

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Yeah, I think I'll definitely give her another shot. Maybe it was just Anti-Sluut Defense like TimM said. But she said that the only guy she had ever been with was her ex-BF, and in a negative manner said that they had taken things too fast at the start, so doesn't look like she wants to put out any time soon. And as a girl who has only been with 1 guy, I don't think she does casual sex, and she has made it clear she doesn't want anything serious, so... I'll just let things progress naturally I suppose. As someone suggested earlier in the thread, I will probably just be bold if I get blueballed again and whip my dick out and say, "So what are we going to do about this?"

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Damn, I wish they had Myspace 10 years agao.

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Haha, it's never too late! Or are you tied down?

miajag81,

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Brian, how do you get this endless stream of dates? I was really feeling confident after going out with that chick a month ago but I have been 0-for-like 500 since then. Any suggestions?

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It is far from endless, friend. I think in the past 3 weeks, I've been on 5 dates, and none of them ended as well as your [censored]/Taco Bell one. BTW, what ever happened with her?

As far as suggestions go, I'm probably not the best guy to be asking 'cause I'm still figuring a lot of this out on my own. What are you having problems with? Striking up convos on MySpace? Turning a convo into a phone #? Turning a phone # into a date? One thing that I've done recently is I've cut out the AIM/messenger bullsh!t. I just go straight for the phone #, and then have a short conversation on there and set up a date.

In order to get there, I pretty much message every single woman between 18 and 40 within 50 miles of my city, and personalize most of my messages unless the girl has over 150 friends/100 comments, in which case I just send a simple "inside?" or "Would you even consider dating a guy that isn't a Mormon?" Also, if the chick is fat/ugly and has a barren profile (nothing to personalize), I send "How much does a polar bear weigh?" Fat chicks eat that sh!t up.

Hope that helps.


IggyWH,

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You MUST leave a message. Just say who it is and say that you'll try calling her later. Don't even bother telling her to call you back and wait on that because she won't call.

I suggest then giving her a call the next day.

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I disagree with this. I think it is far better to not leave a message at all. They will ALWAYS call back whether you leave a message or not. Let them wonder who it is that called them, think about if they should call back or not, etc. Leaving a message is also a bit chump-like, and saying you'll try them again later is even more so. I think others could do a better job explaining why it's best not to leave a message, I'm a newb but I'm pretty sure it's not a good idea. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

-Brian

[IggyWH]

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They will ALWAYS call back whether you leave a message or not.

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Brian, I don't mean any disrespect by this, but from your myspace women, I don't doubt they will call back. These are extreme cases though.

I have many hot friends who have guys on their jock all the time. They simply do not ever call a guy and will not answer a number they don't know. They just move on to the next guy who will play the game.

Hot chicks can be selective, therefore, you need to play their game. Whales go for anything they can get and will bypass the system.

[siccjay]

It's pretty widely known that not leaving a message is standard. With the ugly ones, it doesn't matter either way. With the hot ones that won't answer, you don't want them to think you care that much. Just let them call back or text. If they don't, send them a message on myspace or whatever (hours later) and tell them you tried to call.

Iggy, you don't want to play their game. You want them playing yours.

[Avatar of Wine]

Right now I'm sending this message out:

"When I meet a black dude, I immediately assume he's better than me at basketball - am I a racist?"

But my intent is not necessarily to get laid - I'm going to blog about the [censored] up responses from girls (and, I guess hopefully, get into some average pants). This should be hilarious.