banging chicks from myspace.com

[oreopimp]

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Ok I got a phone number, girl wants to meet up. How long do I wait to call?

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Depends, how long do you want to wait to get laid?

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dont listen to any goddamn rules on the phone thing. [censored] looking desperate, [censored] waiting 3 days or 6 days. If a girl genuinly likes you or finds you intresting and wants you to call her and this isnt some bar [censored] who just gave you the number to get out of her face...then call her tommorow, whenever.

Like say I got the number. Id be like cool, I will call you tonight or tommorw (if this is online)....in real life Id set up a date when she gave me the number, "you free thursday...dinner at 7?...alright I will call u then"

[pvn]

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it's DANVER's for DINNER!

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Danver's r00lz. Well, their sausage biscuits are really good. I haven't had lunch or dinner there since, like, 1980.

[Brian]

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Danver's r00lz.

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Danver's sucked. I'm sure you guys are as tired of reading these lame trip reports as I am of writing them, so I'll update if I ever get around to banging Danver's chick. She's much cuter IRL than in her pic, think she's lost some weight and her hair is totally different. Solid 6 or so.

-Brian

[Brian]

I tried to do my own version of Vehn's "About Me" blurb, this is all I got:

"Hi, I'm Brian. I greet people with a bow, handshakes are what's wrong with America today, not to mention often quite awkward. My dog Daisy is the cutest thing ever (yes, even more than you), if you disagree then you are welcome to challenge her to a duel, WARNING: none have survived. I tip based on footwear, estimated (usually) oral sex skill, body odor, and cosmic karma. I shower 3 times a day, but only because I enjoy letting Daisy dry me off with her tongue. If Halloween isn't your favorite holiday, then we probably wouldn't get along. I am interested in sexual roleplaying (I am an Elf, you are a Dwarf, take your pick World of WarCraft or Lord of the Rings). My hobbies include: collecting pogs, brainwashing young boys, air guitar, hugging, siphoning gas, wong lalks on the beach, and picking fights with people smaller than me. I cut off the "get our awesome myspace profile's here" tags. I wake up at noon every day. I've never had a job in my life, and don't plan on ever having one."

Having my true favorite Movies/TV Shows/etc. hasn't gotten me any mileage, so I copied one of my friend's profiles and made it really random just like the About Me section. Here's a sample:

"Television: Static, Commercials, The Simpsons, anything to keep me from entertaining myself."

Any additions/thoughts on the new profile are welcomed, it's www.myspace.com/bdavis15

-Brian

[john voight]

i think you need to establish a tilte in the PM that yields a high % of reading.

Secondly, I good opener. Something that leaves the chik wanting to find out more. ppl who are stuck on Inside? or POlarbear-Ice are accepting that this is the best opener (which it may be so far). however im sure if we put al our minds together we can get default openers that yeald better responce rates.

[censored] i sounded like a Dbag there.

[Tuco]

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I'm sure you guys are as tired of reading these lame trip reports as I am of writing them

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You have never been so wrong...

Tuco.

[Brian]

Haha, alright, just for you then, Tuco.



Wish she had another pic up, 'cause she didn't look like this at ALL. Dark brown hair down to her shoulders, and looked a lot more feminine since she didn't have a pull-over on. Nothing spectacular though, just a solid 6.

I called her around 6:30 P.M. I had just gotten off the phone with the MILF who was very interested, so I had a high confidence level.

*ring ring*

Her: *whispers* hello?
Me: hey, this is Brian from MySpace. if I had been witty, I would have whispered back, "hi, why are we whispering?"
Me: are you at work or something?
Her: no, i'm in class.
Me: oh alright, well call me back later then
Her: ok I get done at 7:30, I'll call you then

*click*

Sure enough, right on the dot at 7:30, she calls back:

Me: hey, you just get out of class?
Her: *something unintelligible*
Me: yeah
Her: yeah it sucked
Me: i'm about to head to Barnes & Noble near the Mall, want to meet me there?
Her: sure, why not?
Me: ok, how far are you?
Her: 10 minutes
Me: oh ok, it'll take me about 20, see you there
Her: are we meeting inside?
Me: uh yeah, uh meet me at the uh uh uh (must have stuttered 100 times) yeah just meet me inside

:'(

It's been about 30 minutes and I'm still not there, so I call her and tell her I'm about to pull up and to meet me in the children's section.

I walk in and head straight to the children's section, but don't see her. I start going up and down aisles and bump right into her, but I'm not even sure if it's her 'cause this girl looks nothing like her profile pic. I've had this bit of awkwardness happen with just about every internet meeting so far, 'cause most of these girls wind up looking nothing like their internet pics, usually for the better though (as in this case).

She's reading some book about Arabian Nights, I made some lame comment about it being in the children's section, she said "It's a classic, see?" and pointed to the sign above it that said "Classics". I don't dilly dally around and immediately start talking about how I know nothing about coffee, all a bunch of fancy names for the same sh!t, etc., and ask her if she wants to get some. She says, "I'm not thirsty, I'm hungry, have you eaten yet?" I lie and say, "Nope" (I had just drank some diet shake), so she suggests we head over to Danver's (the burger place she works at) for some food.

A bit of idle conversation on the way, these are the bits and pieces I remember.

Me: I thought you hated Danver's?
Her: Well I get a discount there so it'll do
Me: sweet

Her: are we taking both cars?
Me: nah, we'll take mine and chat some

(in the car now)

Me: *starts driving to wrong Danver's*
Her: no, not that one, my ex-BF works there
Me: oh, yeah, that'd be pretty awkward
Her: well not too bad, i see him pretty often
Me: ...
Her: yadda yadda more stuff about ex-BF, if there's a tl;dr for RL, that's what i was doing

Her: BTW, i just put in my 2 weeks notice here, I'm going to start working at Sweet Peppers Deli

this immediately comes to my mind

Her: so I might catch some stuff from my boss, 'cause I only left a note, haven't talked to him yet
Me: great.

We get inside...

Me: so what's good here?
Her: chicken finger basket
Me: *attempt to say something witty about Baskets Seinfeld style, comparing Baskets to Platters, I fail miserably. This is why I never try to be funny [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]* I also try to be funny by making fun of the salad bar, saying it's rather classy for a burger place to have one, again failed miserably.

We both get a Chicken Finger Basket, she offers to split the bill, I accept. We sit down and have the usual "getting to know you" chat, where she talks about her ex-BF more. I attempt to build rapport and talk about my ex-GF some.

She is good at keeping the convo going, it definitely would have died a few times but she did the same thing I do in those situations: ask a question. So that showed some interest I suppose.

Her friend who works there came over a few times to show off her new belt, I threw up in my mouth a little when she lifted up her shirt and turned around. We're talkin 5'4" 300 lbs, worse than anything I've posted so far.

At some point in the convo, I forget exactly what she said, but got some strong vibes that she isn't looking to even date yet, that she's still finishing things up with her ex-BF. Her fatty friend was sharing her own boyfriend problems, and so the girl I'm on a date w/ chimed in, "Yeah, I hear ya. I finally had to tell him today to quit calling me.", or something to that effect. She also said something about how she's not on the rebound, again not sure what that means. Then she asked me what I was looking for, I said just to date and meet people, she seemed happy with this response.

So I figured that was that pretty much. Broke my diet by eating some chicken fingers for nothing. She got me a to-go box and chipped in a chicken finger to give to Daisy. Her friends/co-workers teased her a bit both when we arrived and as we were leaving about being on a date. Well, I couldn't hear them, but I'm sure that's what it was about.

So I drive her back to Barnes&Noble, and go in for a hug. This is when things start to get interesting.

Me: Well, it was nice meeting you.
Her: You're kicking me out already?!

First "buying signal"

Me: haha nah, just figured you needed to get home. we can sit and chat for a bit if you want
Her: ok that sounds good. actually, let's get out of the car, it's a nice night out

So we walked around in the Barnes&Noble parking lot for a few minutes, and settled on standing at a curb. She stood on top, I stayed on the ground, so we were facing each other and at eye-level (she's 5'5", i'm 6'4").

Had a bunch of fluff talk/ex-bf&gf talk, and I got a few more buying signals. I kept a bit of kino up throughout, brushing her hair out of her ears to see if she had earrings, helping her pull her shirt back so she could show me her tattoo on her shoulder, etc. More buying signals:

#2: She kept eye contact and would shy away/get giggly/embarrassed at some of the things I asked her.

#3: We talked about her hair, and she shifted the convo from hers to mine, and ran her hand through my hair and said I have silky hair. She was standing about 3 feet away though, but TimM says I should have gone in for a kiss here. It didn't feel like that type of moment though, but I'm pretty much oblivious. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

#4: I told her that I was a "side walker", always bumping in to whoever I am walking alongside. She bumped into me to demonstrate that she was also a "side walker"

#5: She had seen the comment that I left on the last girl's page, here's a refresher:



And she asked me what that was all about. I asked her if she was already getting jealous, she said "well just curious". I'm definitely going to leave that girl up as my #2 friend, "Kitty Kats Kompeat" [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

I tried to take her back to her car one other time, and again she said "I'll let you know when I'm getting tired, I can stay up all night." But 10 minutes later she said she had better head back home, so we hugged, and I said, "Well I'm sure we'll be in touch". I have absolutely no idea how to end these things, should I be saying, "I'll call you" or "Have a good night" or what?

The End.

-Brian

[EDIT]: Got a date lined up w/ this girl on Friday, going bowling:



She's 18 in that pic, 24 now. So this could be anything. But 1 thing is for sure, she's thin. So that's a plus.

[22:32] Brian: shes thin so
[22:32] Brian: i bet if i bang her
[22:32] Brian: shes gonna be thinnest girl
[22:32] Brian: ive ever bangd or will bang
[22:32] Brian: she said shes 115
[22:32] Brian: 5'6"
[22:32] TimM: oot will be hapy

I'd paste the MySpace convo but it's really confusing cause she sent like 3 messages at a time. Aw [censored] it, <3 OOT, I'll try to sort it out:

From: xxx

Date: Sep 6, 2006 2:18 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]

Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: Hey

Body: nothing to be obsessed with if you're not

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From: PsychicDog
Date: Sep 6, 2006 12:36 PM


ok i'm xxx-xxxx. about to work, chat later.

-Brian

P.S. What's with the obsession over ur hair?
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From: xxx
Date: Sep 6, 2006 6:51 AM


O.K. My # is (xxx) xxx-xxxx

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From: PsychicDog
Date: Sep 5, 2006 8:37 PM


sure, u first. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

as for your hair, i can't judge 'till i have seen it first. pic or real life?

-Brian
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From: xxx
Date: Sep 5, 2006 5:42 PM


Do you have a #? If you do then maybe we could exchange #'s or something!

Diana


From: xxx

Date: Sep 5, 2006 5:17 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]

Subject: No Subject

Body: I don't guess this IM works after all!!!!!! Damn!!!!!!! Anyway, what do you think about short haired women?

From: xxx

Date: Sep 5, 2006 5:13 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]

Subject: RE: RE: RE: P.S.

Body: hey what's up? I'm at the library.

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From: PsychicDog
Date: Sep 5, 2006 2:17 PM


nice to meet you, Diana. since we can't get this IM thing to work, you got a #?

-Brian
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From: xxx
Date: Sep 5, 2006 6:24 AM


My name is Diana. And I'm not bald but my hair is quite short!!!!!

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From: PsychicDog
Date: Sep 4, 2006 7:17 PM

P.S.

you got a name woman? just for TIEdup14

-Brian

Date: Sep 4, 2006 7:16 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]
Subject: RE: Hey tried to IM you
Body: hey, do you have any regular IM's like AOL, MSN, Yahoo? 'cause i can never get this darn MySpcae IM to work either.

as far as short or long is concerned, all depends on how it is styled :P most of the time i like it kinda in between, about shoulder length, but i've never discriminated against women with hair down to their bellies or against bald women :P

-Brian
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From: xxx
Date: Sep 4, 2006 6:56 PM


I tried to IM you, but I think the damn thing is still not working or something. When it comes to a woman's hair do you have a preference? I mean when it comes to short or long?

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From: PsychicDog
Date: Sep 4, 2006 6:46 PM


yeah, well when you wrap all of that up we ought to catch a movie sometime, but i'll need to see some updated pics just so i know i'm not robbin' the cradle [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

-Brian
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From: xxx
Date: Sep 4, 2006 6:42 PM



I guess I'm too busy studying because I haven't seen much of anything lately. I'm still kind of in school and I've been preparing for my board all year long.
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From: PsychicDog
Date: Sep 4, 2006 6:39 PM


congrats! though i think that cleaning pizza off of people's teeth is slightly more disgusting than cleaning it off of the floor. :P but i bet it pays a lot better!!

you seen any good horror flicks lately? The Wicker Man doesn't look very good, but i'm looking forward to The Covenant.

-Brian
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From: xxx
Date: Sep 4, 2006 6:22 PM


I use to bus tables at CiCi's Pizza, But I'm going into a much better line of work now!! I am in my last two weeks externing for the Med's Faculty Dental Practice. I am becoming a dental assistant.

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From: PsychicDog
Date: Sep 4, 2006 2:27 PM


aw man, you took the pics down?! now i have NO idea what you look like. at least the 10 year old pics gave me some idea. you're gonna have to e-mail me some newer ones. [email protected]

in the meantime, where do you bus @?

-Brian
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From: xxx
Date: Sep 4, 2006 9:19 AM


I Know, sorry that's not what I look like anymore! You don't have to feel like a pedo chatting with me all of those pictures were taken back in the eighties!!!!!

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From: PsychicDog
Date: Sep 3, 2006 3:37 PM


right on, i saw you left your religion section blank so could be anything. i'm agnostic myself.

so what's up w/ the pics on your profile? you're like 10 or less in all of them. i feel like a pedo chattin w/ you

all the pics she had up, she was literally 10 years old in. this gave me a boner obviously
-Brian
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From: xxx
Date: Sep 3, 2006 7:16 AM


I don't think I would date a Mormon anyway! I do not have a religious preference, just as long as the other person isn't trying to shove their beliefs down my throat!

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From: PsychicDog
Date: Sep 1, 2006 11:57 PM


Would you even consider dating a guy that isn't a Mormon?



We took it to phone from there, had about a 30 minute convo, most fluff talk. She said she was about to head to the grocery store, so I suggested that we meet up afterwards for some coffee. She went into a long thing about how she doens't drink it any more (or smoke for a year, thx god), so I suggested we get some drinks. She said the weeknights weren't really good for her 'cause she had to be at work early, and suggested we meet on Friday night to do some bowling. I agreed, that is that. Friday night at 7 PM, hopefully will include fvvck afterwards, god knows I need it.

-Brian

[Peter Harris]

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[22:32] TimM: oot will be happy

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Brian, OOT is like your father who is watching his son succeed beyond his wildest hopes and dreams.

I don't think we *can* be disappointed in you from hereon in.

[chh]

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Ok I got a phone number, girl wants to meet up. How long do I wait to call?

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If you got the number online you actually *can* wait a bit to not appear to needy, while on the contrary if you had gotten it IRL then I d be rather quick to call so the impression you left is still fresh.

[El Diablo]

Brian,

Nice work on the date. And this new one looks very promising. You rule.