banging chicks from myspace.com

[Uston]

[ QUOTE ]
ya there is a definite "try hard" vibe to it which I will iron out. again all I'm saying is its tone is way way better than the "I need a woman who will.." "I'm a super great guy" "I like long walks on the beach" type stuff.

[/ QUOTE ]

Just make it shorter. And, Jesus, take out the line about the puppies. Joking about abusing animals will go over as well as joking about being a date rapist.

[TIEdup14]

Brian,

Every time you say "You got a name, woman?" I die a little inside.

STOP USING THIS RIDICULOUSLY STUPID LINE.

[The Truth]

Ive used the mormon opener, and its not gold. My response rate is really low. Also, its hard to continue conversation after.


My 2 cents.

[The Truth]

[ QUOTE ]
Ive used the mormon opener, and its not gold. My response rate is really low. Also, its hard to continue conversation after.


My 2 cents.

[/ QUOTE ]

Wow, I just went crash and burn with this opener.

her 1st message to me was of course, huh, what?

2nd message "Wow....ok no im not acting like anything that im not cya! "

[El Diablo]

Vehn: "ya there is a definite "try hard" vibe" - Yeah, that is what I thought chicks would find lame.

oreo: PICS, PLZ!

[CybrPunk]

[ QUOTE ]
Ive used the mormon opener, and its not gold. My response rate is really low. Also, its hard to continue conversation after.


My 2 cents.

[/ QUOTE ]

This is only because you don't take the conversation elsewhere. Nearly every opener in this thread just gets you in the front door. The idea from there is to steer the conversation elsewhere ASAP... like in your first response after she says "huh?". The fact that the girl takes the time to respond is just like a first test and your goal from there isn't to explain the opener.

You are clearly lost. Therefore I've taken the liberty of putting your 2 cents in that tray for people that need extra change.

[balkii]

Ok I got a phone number, girl wants to meet up. How long do I wait to call?

[IggyWH]

[ QUOTE ]
Ok I got a phone number, girl wants to meet up. How long do I wait to call?

[/ QUOTE ]

Depends, how long do you want to wait to get laid?

[Brian]

balkii,

[ QUOTE ]
Ok I got a phone number, girl wants to meet up. How long do I wait to call?

[/ QUOTE ]

Again, this could be just because my chicks are fat/ugly, but I've been waiting a couple of days, and in the meantime 2 of them actually sent me new messages, which has them chasing me. Here's the last two messages I have gotten from both of these girls:




From: xxx

Date: Sep 5, 2006 6:21 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]

Subject: No Subject

Body: HEY HOW'S UR WEEK GOING? U READY FOR MY #


From: xxx

Date: Sep 2, 2006 5:19 AM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]

Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: hm

Body: xxx-xxx-xxxx give me a call.

heather

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Sep 2, 2006 12:08 AM


Friday has come and gone, looks like you forgot about me! I feel neglected!!! How are u gonna make it up to me?

-Brian
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 31, 2006 7:00 PM


alright funny guy! I'll give you my # but, since your psychic you already know that i'll give it to you fri. I'm off to bed. goodnight sleep tight and dont let the bed bugs bite!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 31, 2006 8:57 PM


hey Heather, i'm workin right now so i can't really chat. but in answer to your question, i'm psychic because i know that when i ask you for your # so that i can call you later when i'm less busy, you are going to give it to me. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

-Brian
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 31, 2006 6:28 PM


what r u phychic?


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 31, 2006 7:54 PM


hah, not yet. :P probably spend some time with my parents. Labor Day isn't a very fun holiday. my favorite is Halloween. what about u?

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 31, 2006 5:30 PM



I will be by my self the kids will be at their daddy's house . and I dont know what i will do yet. you got big plans?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 31, 2006 7:16 PM


enough to break the ice! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

you and the kids got a big labor day weekend planned?

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 31, 2006 4:25 PM



how much?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 31, 2006 2:32 PM


MySpace says you replied to my last msg, but I never got anything in my inbox. So I'll try again:

How much does a polar bear weigh?

-Brian





From: xxx

Date: Sep 6, 2006 7:00 AM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]

Subject: hey

Body: hey whats up how are you today?

Date: Sep 1, 2006 2:27 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]

Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: YEAH!!

Body:

do you play in a league? i know some people that play. yea sure you can call me xxx-xxx-xxxx
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 31, 2006 8:11 PM


i'm self-employed - poker player to be exact. let's chat about it over the phone sometime. what's ur #?

-Brian
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 31, 2006 7:30 PM


no not really i go to school 2 days a week all day then i work the other 5 days. schools ok i wanted my schedule to mathch some1 elses and they are opposite its cool though so how bout you? what are you into?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 31, 2006 12:52 PM


ok try not to have too much fun! have u had to cut back on your hours @ Danver's since u started up at school? how's that going for you so far?

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 31, 2006 12:48 PM


i willl take that as a compliment. thankyou acctually i do both. i can work really any position needed. they made me clean the grill last week. so there really is no telling. speaking of danvers im off to work

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 30, 2006 1:44 PM


i take it you don't do PR for them? are u a cashier or a cook? you look like the type of girl who is a natural chef.

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 30, 2006 5:42 AM



sure if you like the same thing every day
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 29, 2006 11:30 PM


it's DANVER's for DINNER! nah actually it's not, i've never eaten there b4. u guys got anything there good?

-Brian


Going to call both of them tonight.

-Brian

[EDIT]: Just got off the phone w/ the MILF, we had a bit of fluff talk then I asked her if she wanted to meet me for coffee sometime, she beat me to the punch with an enthusiastic "sure!". She had a high energy level on the phone, seemed excited to be talking to me. Unfortunately, she works 2 jobs and has 3 kids so, lol. Couldn't really find a time to meet up. She said she could hire a babysitter, but I don't want her to go through all that just for our first meeting. So I told her to give me a call whenever she had some free time after work or got off work early, etc. A bit of fluff talk ensued after that, and she ended with "Alright well give me a call sometime". So I said, "No, you call me when you get some free time". She giggled and said ok and hung up.

[EDIT #2]: You'll notice in the first pic of her she has one of her daughters in the background. Perhaps in 8 years I can fulfill my fantasy of mother/daughter? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[IggyWH]

Brian,

They want your magic stick. Give the whooooooers what they want.