banging chicks from myspace.com

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I wanna preface this by saying that I like your work Brian but did you really post that pic to her?! Jeeeeeeeeesus

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Brain I really enjoy reading your updates, but please for the love of god, kill http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...dog6870/l3.jpg this monster if you meet her, don't try to bang her!

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I also write jokes, but sometimes I'll think of a joke and I won't have a pen handy so I have to convince myself that the damn thing ain't funny.

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You totally just plagiarized Mitch Hedburg you [censored] douche.

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No, actually I didn't, and that's all I'm going to say on that. I knew Mitch well.

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I just have to say, its really trippy that I have a gf now and I met her on myspace because of this thread. It might be because Im high right now, but wow. Thanks to whoever bumped this a few weeks back, you have made my last few weeks brighter. When people ask where we met I love saying on the internet, or on myspace...I just love the way their faces go, wait...wtf. (the funny thing is btw, that I never really had any intentions of banging chicks on myspace, it was more of a sociological experiment of say anything and see what works, and this girl...the first girl I messaged, we ended up hitting it off. v weird, I didnt see anything like this coming.)

anywhere here is my first message to her. basically we messaged 4 times, got onto IM and that same night moved to phones and split time on IM and Phone for a week and a half as she was out of town. We really clicked, so our first time actually seeing each other was pretty awesome. (although I was slighty apprehensive and hoped I would not get angled hard or anything, which turned out to be a needless worry...she has it all, personality, body, etc)


Anyway heres the snowball that started it all:

Subject: Hey

Literally today I was just talking with someone how crazy and insane clowns are. Freaky, maybe it has something to do with seeing Poltergeist as a kid.

Speaking of travelling...As a professional nomad, well not professional, but I have a great deal of nomadic experience that really, if u were to compare me with other nomads then Im probably at an elevated status over these other "travellers", its like a hitman, you have amateurs and professionals...and the professionals, naturally v talented and v wise in their "art," if you can call it such a thing, will occasionally learn their knowledge to others. and I have to say, also as a person born in Tacoma...that when u compare two cities, such as Portland and tacoma that Portland > Tacoma. Granted if family is in tacoma, u cant fight that. But as a "world traveller" (impressive I know, I know, ty ty) two places have provided the most comfort for me. Germany and Portland and maybe some coastal towns in california, but whatever. This city has much to give, you should rally and fight the claws of tacoma.

I have no idea where Im going with this, except really, to say ahola, and to see how life was treating you. I was on a crazy sprint through myspace and I somehow came across your profile. btw in the last like two days...if myspace = The Labryinth then I am very much David Bowie. Yes, that is not impressive in a real world sense and yes, does take away time from the sunshine (welcome to the world of the self employed).

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I also write jokes, but sometimes I'll think of a joke and I won't have a pen handy so I have to convince myself that the damn thing ain't funny.

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You totally just plagiarized Mitch Hedburg you [censored] douche.

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No, actually I didn't, and that's all I'm going to say on that. I knew Mitch well.

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*yawn* Lame.

Brian, I've said many times that I'm a huge fan of your work, but that dog picture was just WAY over the top. Remarkably, it was both very gay and very stalkerish (i.e. not gay). Yikes.

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[EDIT]: Oh yeah, I went out on a date w/ this 1 on Sunday:



Subject: hey

Body: Hey um well um i dont want to lie to you. so im just gonna say it. im not ready for another relationship right now. i still have to figure some stuff out. i think you are a really great guy and i hope you find someone that is ready.

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Ask her for her friend's number.

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[EDIT]: Oh yeah, I went out on a date w/ this 1 on Sunday:



Subject: hey

Body: Hey um well um i dont want to lie to you. so im just gonna say it. im not ready for another relationship right now. i still have to figure some stuff out. i think you are a really great guy and i hope you find someone that is ready.

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Ask her for her friend's number.

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You in to dating married women? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Vehn,

Have you gone out w/ a chick from MySpace since having that as your blurb?

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havent been trying, but I did get complimented on it from a chick who I'm not interested in. as I said def needs some work.

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vehn,

a number of hot/cool girls would consider your blurb trying way to hard to be funny/different, and thus quite lame.

a number of hot/dumb [censored] would just be like "wtf ughh weird".

i am sure there are some decent pseudo-hip girls that will like it, but i think it is bad for a large group of hot/cool girls and hot/dumb girls.

[Vehn]

ya there is a definite "try hard" vibe to it which I will iron out. again all I'm saying is its tone is way way better than the "I need a woman who will.." "I'm a super great guy" "I like long walks on the beach" type stuff.