Never Trust Anyone

[HOWMANY]

God, I'm still back on page 35, I don't know if I have the patience to catch up. Have I missed anything?

[TheLadiesMan]

Hello caller,

Wow. What a quandary we find ourselves in. I would have to waste all of tonight's airtime to discuss everything. The Ladies' Man notes:

1. The Ladies' Man invented the "Penis on Back" and has used it many times. Let it be duly noted: If you apply your member to the back of a skank and it does not lead to the spontaneous mouthification of your wang then hither-to-forth you have failed at life.

2. Don't spend a dime on these skanks. Every now and then after you endure a lady then maybe she is entitled to a glass of Courvoisier...

3. Finally, Leon Phelps is going to pontificate for a little bit on the subject of handjobs. There was a time as the Ladies' Man was growing up where a day or two would go by without his wang being received in the crevasse of a sweet, sweet, skank. This was a time when many ladies were nunnin' it up with the hopes of a bright future. This was a time when many days the only option for the Ladies' Man was a handjob in a sanitary bathroom from whichever skank fancied him on a given day. But rest assured, once Leon Phelps graduated the second grade these ladies abandoned their abstinate ways.

Point being... a handjob is just one step on the road to that fine day. The day you will look any skank you want in the eye, and you can tell her with your magnificent hair and the prominence of a semi-hugeified wang in your pants that at an unspecified date and time in the near future, yes woman, I will be doing you in the butt.

Good luck.

[TheMainEvent]

We really didn't need any more new gimmick accounts in this thread, but that was well executed.

[Army Eye]

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Was anyone else on the edge of their seat after reading this opening paragraph? My emotions went from being super excited to having to re-read the next few paragraphs a few times to see what I'm missing to severe confusion to disappointment. Nice post!

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Indeed, with that great intro paragraph, and the huge length of the post, I thought we had a world-changer on our hands there.

[Tom Ames]

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God, I'm still back on page 35, I don't know if I have the patience to catch up. Have I missed anything?

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Depends on which page 35 you're on.

Right now everyone is eagerly anticipating that Brandi will check in with a report on how her job interviews today went. She should be able to garner a few character references here if necessary.

[sportstrader]

this thread is dead but I have a mildly entertaining contribution:

[valenzuela]

zomg 8 sngs ootm on a row!!! the previous worse run was 5.

[Equal]

Just for the record I predicted at the beginning of this thread that it would get 5,000 replies. And we're getting awful close.

[larske]

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looks suspsicious. has anyone clicked on this?

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lol what's suspicious about it ; I had it as a direct pic earlier but that was removed , it's just a screenshot of the last seconds of that fire wielding vid of brandi on youtube , with some paint editing by me, uploaded to my website

but i guess i'm suspicious

ps Brandi ; why do you do stuff like that and then complain ? [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

ps : this thread is still too long

[Huggle Master]

Hi everyone,

I heard you were all talking about me in a manner of speaking and I felt that it was time to clear the air.

I am the huggle master. It concerns me deeply to learn of Brandi's sad tale of woe, not because I am sympathetic towards the little skeez, but because I coined the term "huggle" and moreover, copywrighted the "penis on the back" move.

Captain Tom now owes me royalties for employing this move without my written, expressed permission.

As for Brandi, I would be happy to sponsor her, and stake her in various tournaments, but for this I will require no less than 3 huggle sessions, 2 handjobs, 1 anal session and her turning over her bankroll to me to hold. Uhm, for safekeeping, of course. You never know what sort of mean evil poker players there are out there, and 12K is an awful lot of money for a strip-er, nice girl like her to be hauling around.

I mean, my stars - if she were frisked by the police, they might mistake her for a prostitute.

I know after reading the accounts of her last couple of years I sure drew that conclusion.

Zing!

Anytime any of you want to huggle, you know where to come. I love you all,

~Huggles