banging chicks from myspace.com

[TIEdup14]

To each his own Vehn, I'm just not a fan of "random" humor

[SackUp]

Vehn,

Not sure if chicks would really dig that intro. I think it is too far over the top and will just leave a girl confused rather than interested. Give her something to think about, not a headache.

[The Truth]

I just made it my "about me" as well.


Lets see the response.

[oreopimp]

here is my about me:

About me:
Do I contribute to the human race? I hope so, but Im not optimistic. So...maybe not really. I take ppls money, dont pay my taxes on time, Im no big fan of the current president...but I spice the sociology of the people up, and seem to enchance the lives of the people around me (but that could all be in my head).

Then in General:

General Poker, movies, writing, hitting the gym 2-3 times a week, the occasional intoxication...supporting womens rights to men (I like the abuse). Dodgeball (which really when u think about it, is a perfect metaphor for life). Also, that one perfect moment in the day, you get in the car and the perfect song is playing, overlooking a social interaction between two people you dont know, anytime you learn something new, etc. Buuuuut, I hate windows. And I hate scientific theory, and John Cusak (not as a person) but for his touch on the fabric of society

[oreopimp]

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I yell "fire" in crowded theaters, and then point at the annoying loud chick everyone hates. .

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btw nice work vehn. this quoted part reminds me of when I went to the theatre on one of the first couple dates with my Ex and this bitch was being loud and very annoying and v v unfunny. And she would just not stfu, so I turned around and yelled..."hey can someone stick a cock in that bitches mouth". I thought Id take flack for it but got applause, even from my ex.

This is a usless post, but whatever, just an intresting memory.

[Peter Harris]

nice work oreo, +'d her goot with that one [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[El Diablo]

Vehn,

Have you gone out w/ a chick from MySpace since having that as your blurb?

[MattSuspect]

Body: wtf, ur snowman is totally deformed, what sort of sick person are u? NO ARMS?!?!?! HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO HUG YOU????


This might be the funniest thing I have ever read. Ever.

Brian for ruler of the world.

[Brian]

[ QUOTE ]
Body: wtf, ur snowman is totally deformed, what sort of sick person are u? NO ARMS?!?!?! HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO HUG YOU????


This might be the funniest thing I have ever read. Ever.

Brian for ruler of the world.

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Ahaha, thanks. Still waiting to hear back from her, our convo has progressed a lil further. As a reminder:





I've got a bit of a crush on her already, she's the one I am most hoping to hear back from. Last message went unread for a long time, checked it just now though and read w/o response. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Date: Sep 1, 2006 2:14 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]

Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: SnowLeper

Body: yeah, you know how i can tell that you're not from around here? 'cause every girl from Memphis on MySpace either mentions God/Jesus 10 times in their profile, or has pictures of them cutting themselves. nice to meet a normal girl on here.

so what have you found to do for fun here in Memphis so far? i bet you were all over that Justin Timberlake concert @ the New Daisy.

-Brian
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Sep 1, 2006 9:42 AM


Nope. It was born right here in Memphis. It actually snowed like that...*looks it up from the picture*...Feb 10th of this year. I was just getting off work and built it in my front yard.

And I'm not *exactly from* around here. I was born in Florida and lived there until middle school when I moved to MS. Then I moved here to Memphis for college. But I've been living around here for about half of my life I guess. lol

Katie

----------------- Original Message -----------------
ok well i'll just have to take your word for it. did you birth him here in Memphis? i don't remember the last time it snowed enough to make a snowman of that size. you don't look like you're from around here so i was assuming he came to life somewhere up north. are you just down here for UofM?

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
Whoa, dude! My snowman ROCKS! You must be mistaken. lol And it DOES have arms! You just can't see 'em, cuz they were little twigs. lol I didn't have any big branches or anything around. That was a happy, proud snowman. ^_^

----------------- Original Message -----------------
wtf, ur snowman is totally deformed, what sort of sick person are u? NO ARMS?!?!?! HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO HUG YOU????

-Brian

Does anyone know what it means when you look in your "Sent" folder, and the message says "Forwarded"? Does that mean the bitch forwarded it on to all her friends? 'Cause that's what my last msg to this 1 says:




Date: Sep 2, 2006 12:16 AM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]

Subject: RE: RE: oi

Body: Just had to get that out of the way before I went any further. You know how it is.

You should change your main profile pic to:



Not that you don't rock the glasses well, too, just it's a good angle and you did your make-up well . So you can't wear contacts because you have an "eye phobia"? What does that mean? You are afraid of your own eyes and what might happen to your fingers if you get too close?!

-Brian
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Sep 2, 2006 12:03 AM


well, i'm not mormon, so it doesn't really matter to me. lol. why do you ask?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Sep 2, 2006 1:53 AM


Would you even consider dating a guy that isn't a Mormon?


I got pwn'ed by some girl whose mug I am 99% sure I've seen on StileProject before.



From: April

Date: Sep 5, 2006 5:00 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]

Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: oi

Body: dunno just a instinct gg



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From: PsychicDog
Date: Sep 4, 2006 3:33 PM

why are you sure i fail on both clauses? i attempted to keep the convo going/salvage, but it was really tempting to just say "that sounds like something an ugly chick would say

-Brian
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Bumed out single girl
Date: Sep 4, 2006 3:26 PM


Nothing really its just that sometimes what you see on the outside is not what you see on the inside and sometimes it can be the other way where what you see on the inside is not what you see on the oustide but most of the time it is the first way. i am sure you fall on both clauses



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Sep 3, 2006 3:34 PM

what does it mean to be pure on the outside? pretty sure i fail the "pure on the inside" clause.

-Brian
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Bumed out single girl big surprise for a screenname there
Date: Sep 3, 2006 5:02 AM


Yea i dont care about the religion a guy just that hes pure on the inside and outside




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Sep 1, 2006 11:52 PM

Would you even consider dating a guy that isn't a Mormon?



BTW, I am | | close to running this girl:



Been about 3 weeks since the last sex. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

-Brian

P.S. I have a couple of fuglies chasing me right now who I brush off/ignore often. TimM says that this is because I don't salivate at the thought of their attention, make myself unavailable to them often, etc. I say it's because they are fat/ugly. I'm not sure if this debate will ever be resolved.

[EDIT]: Oh yeah, I went out on a date w/ this 1 on Sunday:




I thought that there might be potential, so I held off on plastering her face/private msgs all over here, but I got rejected, so heres her pics!!

Date: Aug 31, 2006 3:35 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]

Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Alabama

Body: k mine is xxx so if ya wanna chat just drop me a line typical cunnt, makes me msg her. oh well



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 31, 2006 3:16 PM


yeah, i'm xxx. toss me a msg. holla

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 31, 2006 2:53 PM


yeah i have a # but i dont give it out to just everyone u know wat i mean. do u have yahoo messanger?



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 31, 2006 2:09 PM


ok, nice to meet u Cacey, i'm Brian. i felt uncomfortable asking for your # before i had ur name, but now that that awkwardness is over, you got a #, Cacey?

-Brian
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 31, 2006 2:03 PM


lol my name is cacey

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From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 31, 2006 1:59 PM


haha fine I'm just gonna call you Alabama. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] ... nah alright, so what's your name sweet thang?

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 31, 2006 1:58 PM


Yeah i do have a name but ur gonna have to ask nicer than that to get it

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 31, 2006 1:55 PM


so you got a name woman?

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 31, 2006 1:51 PM



lol yeah im actually startin my second year there ive go to work on my profile i havent even really looked at it since i started using myspace lol so its kinda dated


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 31, 2006 1:43 PM


o i c, well i'm surprised they didn't keep you on board. a ship full of guys.. horny, lonely guys. bet they rarely get to see any women, ever.... well u know [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

yeah, i doubt i'd be too eager to get back to COLDWATER either. i'd probably have taken things a step further, i wouldn't have just been lounging on the the cots but probably scrubbing them with a toothbrush just to keep from going back.

so you started up at NWCC yet?

-Brian
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 31, 2006 1:32 PM



lol we were just sight seein lol neither one of us had ever been on a battle ship so we decided to take a look also we wastin time to keep from goin home sooner than we had to lol
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 31, 2006 1:25 PM


omg, what were you two doing on that battleship? i didn't picture you as a Navy type of girl. you'd certainly have to change your attire if you wanted to fit in.

-Brian

We took things from Yahoo to phone, then phone to real life. She was a nice girl, very girly girl type, favorite color Pink etc. Had a belly but cute overall. We saw Snakes on a Plane (yeah, never set up a movie for first date, but this was like my only in w/ her), and we laughed a lot together, felt some chemistry there. She had told me before the date that she needed to be home by 5 P.M., and when the movie was over it was 3:00 or so. I asked her if she wanted to join me @ the new strip mall and show me around (she had been before, I hadn't), she said sure and that she needed to get some shoes over there anyways.

We went to Payless, she bought some [censored], yadda yadda, I didn't want to get thrown into "shopping/movie buddy"land, so I kept the kino up pretty heavy. We walked around to a few different stores and had usual "getting to know you" chat, then we sat down at some ice cream parlor and shared a smoothie. I walked her to her car, went for a hug (we opened w a hug as well), then we chatted for a min or two more b4 she left, so I went in for a kiss. I've been trying to practice some more self-control, and even though I tongue every single girl I ever kiss (mom included), I held off for her and did a cloused mouth kiss to her lips. I told her I'd call her later (mistake #1), she said sounds good.

Overall, I thought things went well. She left me a comment on my MySpace saying she had a good time and etc. We chatted on the phone later that night, and I tried to get her to meet me the next day (mistake #2) to go for a walk in the local park. I wasn't too supplicaitng about it though, I said, "I'm going to walk Daisy in the park tomorrow. Would you like to join us?" She said she wasn't sure since it was Labor Day, I said alright just call me and let me know if she wanted to come along. I then left her this comment on her MySpace page (mistake #3?):



She didn't call me at all on Labor Day, then that night I got this in my inbox:

Subject: hey

Body: Hey um well um i dont want to lie to you. so im just gonna say it. im not ready for another relationship right now. i still have to figure some stuff out. i think you are a really great guy and i hope you find someone that is ready. (and to decorate your house lol) but right now im not. and this has absolutely nothing to do with you. its all on me. i dont want to string you along. but i hope we can still im each other. i really enjoy talking to you. but any way i just wanted to let you know. i hope you understand and all.
~Cacey~

So I guess I came on too strong. Oh well, at least I didn't get a chance to like her very much. At least she was honest about not being attracted to me.

-Brian

[siccjay]

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P.S. I have a couple of fuglies chasing me right now who I brush off/ignore often. TimM says that this is because I don't salivate at the thought of their attention, make myself unavailable to them often, etc. I say it's because they are fat/ugly. I'm not sure if this debate will ever be resolved.

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It's probably both. The unavailable thing defintely works with chicks though. Field tested.