banging chicks from myspace.com

[IggyWH]

[ QUOTE ]
All,


So how do I colorize and spruce up my myspace page?




Thanks,

lbk

[/ QUOTE ]

http://www.myspacesupport.com/myspace-codes/

[IggyWH]

[censored], I'm getting even more depressed looking at Myspace, but this time for a different reason.

Back in my younger years, I used to pull bitches from AOL chats. It was just too easy. The thing about it was a chick would send you a pic and she'd look fine, you'd meet her, and she looked nothing like her pic.

Every chick can take 1 (or a small amount) of pics to where they look banging, but in reality, they look nothing like that.

I've ran across many of these possible situations on Myspace. A good rule of thumb is if a chick looks hot, look at her friends profiles. Most likely, she'll be in one of her friends pics and her friend isn't out to make "her" look good in the pics she uses.

[Tony_P]

w00t. Drinks on thurday with a MySpace chick.



Edit: Ok, this is kinda long. Remember, the conversation goes from the bottom up, half the conversation was posted already, so the old part is in grey. The important party is in bold

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----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jess
Date: Dec 11, 2005 4:55 AM

I like that idea. Give me a call XXXXXXXXXXXX and we can
figure out a time.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Tony P
Date: Dec 11, 2005 1:32 AM

I develop at Costco, so Duane Reade wouldn't have any of
mine I'm afraid. Yeah, the only pics I have are on here and
some old vacation pics on some photo sharing thing
somewhere. I was filmed by a Korean TV station at my old
job though, so people might be able to get a pic from
that I suppose.

I like the idea of drinking more, that might help. Drinking
alone would suck though. Would you like to hang out and have
a drink maybe on Thursday or Friday?


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jess
Date: Dec 11, 2005 4:24 AM

Well, personally .. this is the only place on the internet
where my pictures are posted ... so if people wanted to
steal my pics, duane reade would be the place to hit up.
You?

I just came of a "meh" week as well, but I have had a
fantastic weekend. So I chose to concentrate on the postive
(i.e. my social life) and ignore the negative (i.e. my work
life which just recently started to piss me off).

As much as my profile may suggest that I'm a negative, pissy
bitch, I am happy about 90% of the time. Life is good ...
what can I say? Ideas? Drink more. LOL. Kidding. But not
really.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Tony P
Date: Dec 11, 2005 1:18 AM

Jessica's a nice name, I like it.

I'm not sure why the rogue [censored] would bother going to
duane reade for that when they could just scour the internet
for pics. Surly the modern [censored] is more tech-savy than
to be rummaging in a drugstore, no?

Anyway, based on your recommendation, I'm working on
ugrading from "very well" to "fantastic" but coming off of a
"meh" week, it might take some time. Any ideas?


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jess
Date: Dec 11, 2005 4:02 AM

Nothing exotic ... just Jessica. My initials are JAP, so
you've got nothing on me.

There is a Metallica song called "Sad But True." Trust me,
you would know it if you heard it.

There is no such things as anonymity when your picture is
posted. If people come across you, there is no denying that
it is you. Unless, of course, there is some rogue [censored]
leveraging your pictures from the duane reade developing
center or some [censored].

btw, fantastic is the way to be.

<font color="#666666">----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Tony P
Date: Dec 11, 2005 12:55 AM

Well, I'm not quite fantastic, but I am doing very well.

I didn't recognize the Metallica quote. I like them, but
don't listen to their stuff as often as I should.

Anonymity is good, I agree. I wonder sometimes if I should
drop the last initial from my name becasue it is too much
information. Also, no one likes having "TP" for initials.

So is Jess short for Jessica, or is it something exotic like
"Jessika"?

Tony

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jess
Date: Dec 11, 2005 3:41 AM

Inside my apartment is the only explanation that my
apparently feeble mind (kidding) can come up with at this
point. Sad, but true (I just quoted metallica, that's kind
of sad in and of itself).

I am not using a fake name. As much as I love anonymity, I
do have about 17 pictures of myself up, so a fake name
wouldn't really do much to protect the not-so-innocent, no?

It's nice to meet you too ... I'm fanastic, and you?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Tony P
Date: Dec 11, 2005 12:35 AM

Well, you seem to be fairly smart, so I must be being
unclear.

Inside your apartment makes no sence, because I have no idea
who you are (other than your first name) or where you live.
Unless you are using a fake name, then I know nothing at
all.

So, I'll start over.

I'm Tony, nice to meet you. How are you?


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jess
Date: Dec 11, 2005 3:19 AM

Inside my apartment? I'm sorry, but either I'm being daft of
you're being unclear.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Tony P
Date: Dec 11, 2005 12:11 AM

Inside, yes.

You're excused, though I don't think it's necessary.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jess
Date: Dec 11, 2005 3:08 AM

Excuse me?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Tony P
Date: Dec 11, 2005 12:07 AM

Inside?</font>
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[Clayton]

T...
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*edit - okay I read it. NH. what about the pics of you eating butter though :O

[[censored]]

nice work

[censored] I need to get moving with this

[IggyWH]

Go ahead pimp, stick you face in them titties and go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Clarkmeister]

[ QUOTE ]
nice work

[censored] I need to get moving with this

[/ QUOTE ]

You better be 3someing soon.

[IggyWH]

Here's a perfect example :

This pic lead me to check out her profile :
























This pic lead me to click the x as quick as I possibly could :

[katyseagull]

[ QUOTE ]
Well, you seem to be fairly smart, so I must be being
unclear.

Inside your apartment makes no sence, because I have no idea who you are (other than your first name) or where you live. Unless you are using a fake name, then I know nothing at all.

So, I'll start over.

I'm Tony, nice to meet you. How are you?


[/ QUOTE ]

I liked this part. I think you did great. (She is very pretty) Way to go Tony!

[BEP]

"Inside?" works again...

Good work, except for the part where you compliment her on the name Jessica... that was a stretch.